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From artists who illustrate Jay-Z’s 99 problems to artists who turn Internet memes into impressionist paintings, the world wide web is a creative goldmine of “who’da thunk?” But just when we thought we had officially seen everything — what with Casey Jenkins’ vagina knitting — we stumbled across Marcey Hawk, a.k.a. “the booby painter.”
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Hawk is a California-based artist currently making headlines with her headlights. Her colorful abstract paintings, which average around 14 inches on canvas, are created using Hawk’s 30D breasts and her five signature techniques: “just the tip,” “squish and swirl,” “whole breast print,” “nipple print,” and “titty twerk.”
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Hawk’s works have supposedly claimed the interest of such celebrities as Russell Brand, Rob Dyrdek, and surprise, surprise, Hugh Hefner — but her most expensive piece sold to date has only been worth $500. Nonetheless, Hawk claims that she donates a portion of all sales, no matter what the price tag, to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.
For a closer look at Hawk’s work or to order a custom piece (we suggest a titty twerk in various shades of green), check her out on eBay or Etsy.
