The Down Underdogs

The Castle is a modest little comedy from Australia and director Rob Sitch that falls into the subgenre of Capraesque idealism, in the little-guy-triumphs-over-evil-powers-that-be division. The story revolves around the unpretentious Kerrigan clan. Darryl (Michael Caton), the father, has his own little towing business. Sal (Anne Tenney), the mother, is…

Stalk Like an Egyptian

In 1932, when director Karl Freund wanted to scare the socks off the brave movie patrons who had come to see the original Universal Pictures production of The Mummy, he didn’t have the miracle of state-of-the-art computer imagery to create his bogeyman. All he had was gauze–a lot of gauze…

Good Will Shakespeare

A Midsummer Night’s Dream came early in Shakespeare’s career. He had written it by at least 1598, in roughly the same period as another lyric-romantic masterpiece, Romeo and Juliet. Despite Samuel Pepys’ famous dismissal of Dream as “the most insipid ridiculous play that ever I saw in my life,” it…

Toyz N the Hood

“See? You thought I was the only crazy one.” A young man was saying this to his girlfriend or wife as, dumbstruck, she surveyed the long line that stretched from the front door of the Toys “R” Us at Metrocenter, around the corner and down the south side of the…

Risque Business

From now on, when Robert Schimmel sits down to swap war stories with other comics, he’ll have one that’s hard to top. Could there be a much tougher room to play than a comedy club in Denver, barely a week after the Littleton shootings? To make that audience laugh takes…

Night & Day

thursday may 13 Athens, Georgia-based instrumental-surf-rockabilly-pop-punk blend The Woggles, touring in support of their Telstar Records CD Wailin’ With the Woggles, hit the Valley on Thursday, May 13, at Mustang Sally’s, 1212 East Apache in Tempe. Doors open at 9 p.m.; the 21-and-over show starts at 10. Erector Set, and…

Pupil Reign

The latest release from Paramount Pictures’ bouncing baby, MTV Films, is set in a high school and has been inoculated with the usual doses of teenage angst, teenage wit, and teenage lust. Here’s the surprise: It declines to get down on hands and knees to woo Generation Y to the…

Finger-Nickin’ Good

The most surprising thing about the new teensploitation horror film Idle Hands is the lack of masturbation jokes. It is a movie about a 17-year-old boy who loses control of his right hand to an evil demon, yet there’s only one such obvious crack. As the gloriously lazy hero Anton…

My Own Private Utah

The “SLC” in SLC Punk! stands for Salt Lake City, but it might as well stand for Some Lucky Chump. The filmmaker, James Merendino, has stated that this tale of two punk buddies trying to spread anarchy through the Utah capital in 1985 reflects his own rebellious teenage years there…

Mama Said There’d Be Days Like This

My eldest sister–though she is herself the wonderful mother of two devoted daughters, and the devoted daughter of a wonderful mother–once told me that she had no special attachment to the idea of Mother’s Day. Her reasoning: “If your kids are nice to you all year round, then you don’t…

Brothers–and Sister–in Arms

Early in this century, Russia’s western borders rippled like a ribbon in the wind. Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed–you could wake up on the wrong side of the border! Young men who found themselves on the Russian side were conscripted into the Army, only…

Night & Day

thursday may 6 Veteran comic Jackie Mason–namesake of Oxford’s postgraduate Jackie Mason Lectureship in Contemporary Judaism–brings his show “Much Ado About Everything” to the Valley at 8 p.m. Thursday, May 6; the same time Friday, May 7; and Saturday, May 8; and 2 p.m. Sunday, May 9, at the Orpheum…

Dumb-Dumb Shells

There’s something unsettling about the overwrought lunatics created by playwright Richard Dresser. It isn’t their crabby personalities or their limitless capacity for self-pity. It’s not even their incessant whining about their tormented lives. And, in the current Actors Theatre of Phoenix production of Dresser’s Gun-Shy, it certainly isn’t the way…

Double Billing

Who says Phoenix isn’t a theater town? For the past five years, a real live Broadway legend has walked among us–not that most people here probably care. In Phoenix, you’re more likely to be handed celebrity status for shooting a cop than for copping a Tony nomination or winning an…

Quibbles and Brits

Based on the first Julian Barnes novel, Metroland is essentially a dramatization of the Talking Heads song “Once in a Lifetime”: “You may find yourself/In a beautiful house/With a beautiful wife/You may ask yourself/Well, how did I get here?” The hero of Metroland spends the movie asking himself that question,…

Snatch 22

Sean Connery has always been a terse, minimalist actor, spitting out his lines in tight bursts of Scottish brogue. But in Entrapment, the kingly Scot goes beyond minimalism to the point where he’s practically doing semaphore with his eyebrows. As the legendary art thief Robert MacDougal, Connery isn’t just reserved,…

Indies Exposure

Remember Keiko Ibi, the pretty Japanese woman who gave the touching acceptance speech after she won for Best Documentary Short at this year’s Oscars? The chance to see her 37-minute winning film, The Personals, on a big screen comes up this weekend, when it’s shown as part of the Saguaro…

Beak Experience

Amazing. For six years (an eternity in TV time), there was a hilarious, loud, wild, entertaining and educational show on TV every Saturday morning. Beakman’s World was a completely unique experience. These folks were getting away with actual creativity right under the network’s noses! Think Mr. Wizard filtered through Pee-wee’s…

Night & Day

thursday april 29 Seventeen of the Valley’s top harp-blowers–Bill Tarsha, Dave Trippy, Roy Pinn, The Root Doctor, Mississippi Catfish, Bill Frain, Gypsy, Mark “Moose” Mallet, Dave Tank Taylor, George Pappas, Diana Lee, Big Nick, Dwight Miles, Harmonica Mark, Sarge Lintecum, Larry Dee and venue honcho Bob Corritore–take the stage for…

Titan of Trash

As a puppeteer, political satirist, performance artist and even as host to a long-running Saturday morning kid’s science show, Paul Zaloom puts the most unusual things to work for his art. He’s a guy who lets nothing go to waste. In his shows he animates tossed away toys, tools, appliances,…

Cyber Dance

Just as David Cronenberg’s The Fly (1986) came off as an organic reaction to a terrible new wasting disease, his new movie crystalizes the confusions of an epoch that can’t decide whether it’s the Entertainment Era, the Information Age, or the Digital Millennium. Named for a fictional “game system” also…

Fatale Attraction

The heroine of Roland Joffe’s comic noir Goodbye Lover is Sandra, a modern femme fatale for whom seduction, murder and double-crossing are as natural as her severe blond china doll hairstyle is artificial. She’s the heroine of the story, that is; the heroine of the production is Patricia Arquette, who…