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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we take a walk on the wild side. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with temporary disfigurement, assault Approaching nirvana.
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9.)
Charges: Theft A Stormtrooper with wings coming out of his head?
8.)
Charges: Criminal damage, possession of drug paraphernalia Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
7.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, misconduct involving weapons, dangerous-drug possession, threatening or intimidating, assault, driving on a suspended license En fuego.
6.)
Charges: Narcotic drug violation, theft of a credit card, criminal trespassing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hair!™
5.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, shoplifting, failure to appear A-S-U! A-S-U!
4.)
Charges: Burglary, forgery, probation violation, theft And which Twilight character are you?
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear, DUI Bitchin’ sweater, though.
2.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug possession Celebrity lookalike: Turnips.
1.)
Charges: Identity theft, theft by obtaining a service without paying Remember to incorporate fiber into your diet.
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