Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Bad Style

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders have some profoundly bad style. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Not sure if this is the perfect candidate for a “don’t do drugs” advertisement, or just a kid who got way too excited with the grape jelly.

9.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, reckless driving
7/10 Frank Zappa.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, aggravated DUI
Guess which of the Seven Dwarves this fella is.

7.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI
Is this a person or a mushroom?

6.)

Charges: Not available
Pardon us, we didn’t mean to disturb you on the john.

5.)

Charges: Prescription-drug possession
If we had to guess, this haircut is called “cupcake icing.”

4.)

Charges: DUI, failure to show driver’s license
Don’t let your dog cut your hair.

3.)

Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement, driving on a suspended license
The face of someone who’s seen some things.

2.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
More of a “good bitch” guy m’self.

1.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation
Ya don’t say.