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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, some of our alleged offenders have a look that’s clearly out of style — some by years, others by decades.
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Charges: Shoplifting
Hey, there’s Arizona — which appears to have grown some pubic hair in the southern region.
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Charges: Probation violation
Dollar dollar bill, you all.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Some people just look better with a Mario hat.
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Charges: Probation violation
Dumb head tattoo, or just a symbol of his lifelong commitment to Judaism?
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Charges: Probation violation
Just when you were thinking that the world could use another Dennis Rodman . . .
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Charges: Criminal damage
La-rry! La-rry!
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Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, minor in possession of liquor, disorderly conduct
Uncle Jesse likes it.
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Charges: Aggravated assault
If this guy tells you, “You should see the other guy,” then it’s probably a good idea to tell the cops they’re looking for a corpse.
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Charges: Dangerous drugs for sale, narcotic drugs for sale, probation violation, forgery, possession of prescription drugs
Well, that’s disgusting.
2.)
Charges: Forgery, probation violation
Here’s a guy who gambled on a fart and lost.
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Charges: Probation violation
Stone cold fox. Keep that collar popped.
