Alfredo Macias

We’ve heard of stage managers, but who knows exactly what they do? Alfredo Macias does, and he — the stage manager of Stray Cat Theater’s current production of A Number — attempts to enlighten us here. And to try to convince us he hangs with genies. I knew I wanted…

Jodie Foster, Superhero

In Neil Jordan’s new movie, Jodie Foster plays New York talk-radio personality Erica Bain, who survives a vicious Central Park mugging and becomes an urban crusader devoted to cleaning up the city — with a Glock instead of a broom. Yes, The Brave One is that movie: the one with…

Save Darfur?

For an issue-oriented doc with activist aims, the line between hope and despair — between placating an outraged audience and calling it to action — is a fine one, indeed. Any indie auteur feels tempted to salute grassroots heroism, his own not least, although the promise of “making a difference”…

My Three Sons

Two years after its New York Theatre Workshop debut, Caryl Churchill’s A Number is remembered primarily as the play that brought actor/playwright Sam Shepard back to the stage after 30 years. And Shepard’s return may well remain what’s most memorable about this one-act drama because, even in an excellent production…

Atlas Drowned

Typically, first-person shooters are a lot like virtual shooting galleries: Great fun, yes, but not exactly thought-provoking. So it’s nice when an FPS comes along that’s trying to be something more — and even better when it actually succeeds. Sometimes you know it in the first few minutes. Take Half-Life:…

Legs to Spare

The Graduate: 40th Anniversary Edition (MGM) Fifteen years after its last home-video commemorative edition (extras from which appear here), The Graduate once more gets the bonus-laden makeover — and if ever a movie deserved its kudos, it’s Mike Nichols’ masterwork. That said, the movie is its own bonus; not since…

Videocam of the Dead

Diary of the Dead offers another way to say “I love zombies.” Late at night, alone in the woods, a group of film students at work on a no-budget horror film called The Death of Death are interrupted by — the death of death. Reports of animated corpses feeding on…

Old School of Rock

Even retro is retro nowadays, so the fact that Anderson’s Fifth Estate continues to exist despite everything from trout and cougar conventions to lost dale-boys wearing guyliner is testament to the nightclub’s longevity. Panic! with DJ Manchester proves the point, as you’ll see when you’re bumping to ´60s mod stirred…

Arizona Byways

Internet sites like MapQuest and Yahoo! Maps help us blaze the most expedient trails through the desert, getting us quickly to where we need to be next. But if we were to dawdle, if we were to wander down dusty trails and cluttered pathways, we might see what Tom Kiefer…

Footballs to the Wall

This might be the year. No, really. A few balls might bounce their way for a change. A bunch of top-tier quarterbacks might be indicted on dog-fighting charges. A plague of injuries might smite their opponents. It might snow. The world might end. If the Apocalypse does go down, you…

Don’t Fear the Reefer

Excuse us while we daydream. Imagine being defended by power attorney Claudia Schiffer or watching Queen Latifah debate Hillary for a seat in the Senate. How about confessing your sins to Cheech Marin, best known for his offbeat stoner films with former partner Tommy Chong? Penance would be to sing…

Sir Hank

Henry Rollins has always struck us as the type of guy whose intensity belies a kind of antiquated chivalry. Sure, during his Black Flag days, he regularly assaulted audience members and was generally regarded as a macho asshole by his bandmates, but we picture him as that dude with the…

Aztec Burial

There are no gimmes on the ASU Sun Devils’ ´07 schedule, but the closest they’re gonna get are the San Diego State Aztecs of the Mountain West Conference. Even so, the Devils can’t look past what should be a seriously overmatched SDSU squad, since they open Pac-10 play next week…

Ditty Bar

You don’t have to be a dim bulb to dig American Idiot Karoake, just well-lit. And how convenient! The home of this weekly croak-off offers $2.50-call specials, so 10 bucks’ll have you slurring “The Greatest Love of All” like Whitney on a binge. Tuesdays, 9:30 p.m., 2007…

Billie Hollandaise

Best Sunday brunch in the Valley? It’s hard to beat the Phoenician, but it’s also – gulp – hard to face the music, as it were, when that little check with the big number arrives. The tab at Johnny’s Uptown Jazz Brunch is considerably more, um, digestible, plus you get…

^Up With People

If you’re perpetually single because you’re too terrified and cowardly to take emotional risks, the toughest part has to be the inevitable dry spell. Could be something with the moon, undesirable pheromones, or those five pounds you gained but, lately, the chicks just aren’t digging your shit. The situation can…

Mything in Action

Now that school is back in session, students everywhere are probably indulging their inner artist — much to the chagrin of their teachers, because it’s not notes the kids are taking. Heck, all those spankin’-new Pee Chee folders and Trapper Keepers are begging for drawings and cartoons. And why not?…

Wee Will Rock You

Know those water closets on wheels that Europeans call cars? Not big fans. But give us a good ol’ American Dwarf Car and we’re ready to rumble. Desert Dwarfs, stocks, bombers, and Southwest Modlites will crank around the track during the ASCA “Challenge Cup” Sprints event. Sat., Sept. 15, 7:30…

The Scene Is Dead, Long Live the Scene

Are there any Gin Blossoms fans in the house? Of course there are, seeing as how Phoenix is the last city in the world to have a thriving ´90s alternative-Americana scene in the new millennium. The sound that put Tempe on the map lives on in Gin Blossoms-turned-Roger Clyne and…

Flight Club

The so-called Flight of the Earls of 1607 is an incredibly complex and riveting tale that we wish we had room to tell. In a nutshell, a couple of royal bigwigs left Ireland with their noble toadies in tow in an effort to rouse Spanish support for an overthrow of…

Carny Asada

Anti-immigration crackpots might want to give Barrios Unidos Park this weekend unless they wanna be mobbed by an estimated crowd of 125,000 at the eighth annual Food City Fiestas Patrias. Tons of Mexican Independence Day fun is planned. Sept. 14-16…

The Cool World

Since you don’t have time to flit around the globe, the folks at Diverse-Fi Music have been good enough to bring the world to you for the last 365-odd days. Diverse-Fi’s Afro:Baile One-Year Anniversary Party features seriously funked-up live and spun music, and also marks the official Los Amigos Invisibles…