Redemption Thong

The witless inanity of After the Sunset is so numbing that the sole reason for any living creature to sit through it — man, woman or household pet — is to marvel at the speed and variety of actress Salma Hayek’s costume changes. After an opening sequence in Los Angeles,…

Enduring Creepiness

There is something very important to know about Enduring Love that is not apparent from the title: It’s a thriller. More specifically, it’s a creepy, twisted, overproduced, and often intelligent psychological thriller with an ending all too loyal to the genre. Director Roger Michell (most recently of The Mother, a…

Dude, There’s My Car

Sat 11/13 Looking back on the long and storied history of automobile culture, it’s safe to say no single decade mastered the art of the bold stroke more aptly than the 1950s. It was a time when real men were judged by the size of the flames on their side…

Love Me Not

You know it’s November when Circle K starts carrying eggnog, and you know some theater troupe is in a pinch when it announces a last-minute production of A.R. Gurney’s Love Letters, that perennial stage substitute that audiences love and anyone with the slightest bit of sense runs screaming from. Love…

This Week’s Day-by-Day Picks

THU 4 We were always envious of those boys at Brophy Prep for their designer duds, sweet rides, and acne-free faces. On Thursday, November 4, we’ll continue to bow down and sing their praises, cooing “Fabulous, darlings,” and kissing their bums at the Brophy College Prep Fashion Show at The…

Debbie Does Phoenix

Debbie Does Dallas is coming to town, but her prospective admirers can leave their raincoats at home. The musical version of this infamous blue movie is not so naughty that it might attract the vice squad — although the recently formed Artists’ Theatre Project is hoping the show’s notorious name…

West World

Arizona’s cowboy history and cactus-speckled landscape are permanent fixtures, so when we’re not grumbling about the kitschy paraphernalia and silly stereotypes that come attached, we might as well celebrate their presence. This year, we’re getting a little help from the experts at the Smithsonian Institution when Smithsonian magazine brings its…

Hit Parade

Sat 11-6 Las Vegas . . . Atlantic City . . . Glendale? Okay, maybe this erstwhile West Valley city isn’t as synonymous with championship boxing as others, but don’t tell that to the good people at Showtime. The truthful among us would admit that there is nothing cooler than…

Hodgie Podge

Fri 11/5 Hodgie Jo is a dancin’ machine. He experimented with every style of dance from jazz to break-dancing before going on to choreograph events like the Super Bowl and Special Olympics. Now, Jo brings his artistic vision to the Imation Dance Company, as choreographer for World Beat, the troupe’s…

Smart AZ the Rest

It’s Arizona’s high standards that are screwing us. At least that’s what Superintendent of Public Instruction Tom Horne is saying about Arizona’s abysmal ranking in a national education study released last month. In Morgan Quitno’s annual Education State Rankings report, Arizona ranked 48th, just above Nevada and New Mexico. But…

These Three

Stray Cat Theatre has made a name for itself by mounting dicey material and testing untried plays by unknown authors, nearly always triumphantly. And so I wasn’t at all surprised to leave [sic], Stray Cat’s latest offering, completely charmed and still chuckling as I drove away. [sic] (the title is…

Super, Ordinary

Myriad filmmakers have attempted in vain to film Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ comic book Watchmen since its initial publication in 1986, in which costumed superheroes have been outlawed and are being summarily exiled and executed by an unknown baddie. At the moment, Darren Aronofsky (Pi) is set to direct…

Candy Caine

Writer-director Charles Shyer’s Alfie is less a remake of the 1966 film that made Michael Caine a star than it is a retooling that softens the horrific blows struck by the original; it’s sweeter, too, cotton candy spun from decades-old arsenic. The original, written by Bill Naughton (who also penned…

Secrets and Lies

How does Mike Leigh do it? The years pass; film fashions come and go; Hollywood churns its commercial pap. Careers sparkle; others fizz; whom the gods would destroy, they first make famous. Meanwhile, over in England, Leigh makes his films, tracking the intricacies of the lower-class family with the patience…

Green Achers

Those familiar with the films of David Gordon Green (George Washington, All the Real Girls) likely have one big question about his latest feature, Undertow: Is there more of a story this time? The answer is . . . sort of. Green, who favors meditative, meandering portraits, and is often…

Sour Grapes

When was the last time you saw Paul Giamatti? And when the film ended, did you realize how much you would miss him? It was just last year that Giamatti played the hilariously beleaguered Harvey Pekar in American Splendor, a role that he occupied with slumped, head-hanging perfection. Yet as…

A to Zine

So, the first edition of your latest fanzine, Bad-Ass Things About Phoenix, has been put to bed, and you’ll be picking up all 300 freshly photocopied issues from Kinko’s in an hour or two. Now all you need to do is get your baby in front of some eyeballs, fast…

Board Stiffs

11/5-11/30 Skateboarding has always been an art form (after all, if your mom could pull off a 540 board varial or a 900-degree spin, then Tony Hawk would be just another SoCal skate rat with a mess of medical bills). Then there are actual artists, like Tucson’s Sam Esmoer, who’ve…

Haunt the PHX in Style

Terror. It’s a sensation we know all too well, especially during Halloween. Whether it’s getting caught by the po-pos smashing a few dozen pumpkins or waking up on November 1 next to a paramour with a case of coyote ugly worth chawin’ your arm off, we’ve felt the chill of…

Art Scene

Luis Carlos Bernal: “Barrios” at ASU Northlight Gallery: Though Luis Carlos Bernal died in 1993, his images are a timeless legacy. The exhibition of 82 photos, predominantly comprising color images, is a profound documentation of barrio life in the Southwest through the 1970s and 1980s, as well as a deeply…

Skeleton Crew

Go ask Alice: Chris Birkett is the closest thing to Jack Skellington the Valley will ever see. Don’t worry, the 29-year-old mobile DJ and wedding entertainer isn’t kidnapping Sandy Claws any time soon, but he is possessed by the same sort of macabre childlike madness for Halloween that the Pumpkin…