Banzai Beat

Say hello to a pop cinema masterpiece. This new Japanese import opens with a massive thud not unlike Godzilla’s footfall, and its cinematic legacy stretches back almost as far. It’s got crafty samurai action, hilarious bits of business, insightful observations into the human condition, and geysers of kitschy computer-generated blood…

Losers’ Circle

The world is bursting with people who would just as soon jack off as get laid, so it’s no surprise that, for some folks, pretend awards programs are just as valuable as those that actually honor talent and achievement. For people who’ve spent their whole lives fantasizing about giving a…

This Week’s Day-by-Day Picks

THU 23 Talk about pulling some strings. Organizers rounded up some rocking raffle prizes for this Thursday’s “DIY Benefit Show” for the American Diabetes Association. The biggest booty: a Gibson Les Paul, courtesy of Guitar Center of Scottsdale, and a Fender acoustic guitar starter pack — a guitar, strap, gig…

Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

In A.D. 2004, as the five remaining members of the legendary Monty Python comedy troupe lie in coffins in a Vanity Fair spread to jeer at their own deaths, it’s really nice to have them back together commanding the big screen. Behold anew their wonderfully wiggy Monty Python’s Life of…

A Fighting Chance

Rick Schroder’s character takes a hell of a pounding in his new movie. In his role as the film’s writer, director and producer, Schroder had to roll with the punches as well. Black Cloud started to form four years ago when Schroder — the kid from Silver Spoons, and now…

Non-Toxic Avengers

Sun 9/26 For the athletes competing in the fifth annual Firebird Triathlon, this Sunday, September 26, the waters of Firebird Lake may present a formidable obstacle. After all, whole flotillas of speedboats have raced through its waters over the years, possibly leaving gallons of petroleum (not to mention whatever bodily…

Secret Agent Ham

9/24-9/26 Austin Powers can switch himself off, because when it comes to spy send-ups, there was none better than Get Smart. Maxwell Smart (a.k.a. Agent 86) never needed pinkie-biting evil doctors or midget clones to get the big laughs, and we’ll bet you yearned for your very own shoe phone…

Liza With a Zzzzz . . .

What good is sitting alone in your room when you can go watch the folks at Phoenix Theatre flog another famous musical to death? Cabaret is PT’s latest awkward attempt to look like a professional theater company without offering anything inventive or genuine. Art usually loses out over artifice at…

Into the Woods

Some of the best performances of the year can be found in Mean Creek, a small independent film that marks the auspicious feature debut of 31-year-old writer/director Jacob Aaron Estes. An ensemble drama with a relatively unknown cast, the film looks at six kids and what happens when an innocent…

Dead Good

“Ash is feeling a little bit under the weather, so I’ll be taking charge.” So says Shaun (Simon Pegg) to his valiant crew of appliance salespeople, but if you don’t get the real meaning, you’re probably not part of the target audience for Shaun of the Dead. Ash, for the…

Empty Sex

The very best thing about A Dirty Shame, a giddy sex farce from John Waters, is the credits. What’s not to love about a list of characters that includes “Sylvia Stickles,” “Marge the Neuter,” “Fat Fuck Frank,” “Cow Patty” and “Tire Lick Boy”? The soundtrack, too, bears comic fruit, with…

Already Forgotten

In this year of political movies, in which agendas serve as plots, comes the unlikeliest candidate of them all, The Forgotten, in which the climactic moment hinges upon the belief that a child’s life begins at conception and not in the delivery room. To explain any further would reveal too…

All Ideologies

Wanna keep on rockin’ in the free world? Then take an active role in shaping that freedom, urges Krist Novoselic, who knows a little something about rocking — and democracy. Best known as Nirvana’s bassist, Novoselic talks music and politics in his first book, Of Grunge and Government: Let’s Fix…

Closet Case

Sun 9/26 So much for not speaking ill of the dead. Whenever celebrities head to the great beyond, vicious rumors tend to fly (see Hudson, Rock). To wit: Gadabouts have speculated for years on the sexual orientation of Rudolph Valentino and his second wife Natacha Rambova, alleging their “lavender marriage”…

Ball Games

Nothing fully arousing your artistic interests? Come find a little, uh, release at the Blue Ball on Saturday, September 25, at the Alwun House, 1204 East Roosevelt. Self-proclaimed “Master of Hoopla” David Salcido has extended an open invitation to embrace the eccentric and indulge in excess. The Blue bill combines…

Art Scene

“The Landmine Prints” at Burton Barr Central Library: ASU professor John Risseeuw’s unique approach to printmaking includes what he calls “content-specific paper” — handmade paper composed of materials that relate to the topic of the artwork itself. Risseeuw brings together more than a dozen such works in “The Landmine Prints”…

This Week’s Day-by-Day Picks

THU 16 Beavis and Butt-head made him the butt of a long-running joke, but some talents won’t be diminished. Kip Winger will endure. Witness, for instance, Burnn Magazine’s review of Kip’s latest CD, Songs From the Ocean Floor: “Kip Winger’s creative music may not have a place on today’s musical…

Vote No

Silver City is being marketed as a biting, bitter send-up of George W. Bush. Hence the copious use of trailer footage in which Chris Cooper, as Colorado gubernatorial candidate Dickie Pilager, stumbles over simple sentences, dodges reporters’ questions with mindless macho explications (“My message to the criminals is this: You…

Play Room

9/17-10/3 The displaced actors of the Algonquin Theater Company have paid the price for their art, and now they are opening a new season in new digs at the West Valley Art Museum, 17420 North Avenue of the Arts in Surprise, with the fitting French play Art. Robyn Allen, Algonquin…

Once Bitten

Runways during Manhattan’s Fashion Week were clogged with gauzy blouses and underskirts made of mosquito netting — perhaps in preparation for a global version of the West Nile epidemic that’s currently doing big business in the Valley. Will Humble, bureau chief of the Arizona Department of Health Services, swears that…

Days of Future Passed

Fortune smiles on groovy egregiousness. In the case of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, the filmmakers’ investment in their weird visions is wildly unorthodox, but the payoff is oddly satisfying. The movie features myriad killer robots, raucous underwater dogfights, and Laurence Olivier’s best work since he died 15…

Shallow Pop

Mr. 3000 has low aspirations, which suits it well. It’s about a 47-year-old baseball player trying to get three meager hits and the team for which he plays trying to climb out of fifth place and into third by the season’s rapidly approaching end. Not much to root for, is…