Prom: As If Experiencing Your Own Wasn’t Bad Enough

“This one perfect moment.” “That soul-crushing mistress.” “Our forever night.” These and other understated definitions are obsessively applied to a certain dreaded/anticipated ritual throughout Prom, a timely pop product set in a suburban high school during the last weeks before summer break and destined for the immortality of Vitamin C’s…

Miral: There’s Style But Little Substance in Schnabel’s Palestine Plea

A U.N. première! A Vanessa Redgrave cameo! Zionist hoodlums! Distributors the Weinstein Company and director Julian Schnabel overcome their well-documented aversion to media attention to address the Israel-Palestine question, pleading peace, compromise, and the creation of a self-governing Palestinian state. While Jewish advocacy groups swarm to Schnabel’s bait, it bears…

African Cats: Kings of the Jungle Get the March of the Penguins Treatment

Anthropomorphizing its animal stars to a borderline-dubious degree, Disneynature’s nonfiction African Cats situates itself in Kenya’s Masai Mara National Reserve, where two four-legged mothers valiantly struggle to provide for and protect their young. On the northern side of the river that divides this gorgeous but pitiless land lives aging lioness…

Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong

In two days (on 4/20), Charles Band’s latest marijuana sci-fi movie, Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong, opens nationwide. The film is presented in 3D and “Smell-O-Vision,” which is basically a scratch and sniff card with eight different scents.We got a peek at The Wrath of Bong on Saturday…

ASU Art Museum’s Short Film and Video Festival

Twenty top short films and videos from around the world will be up on the silver screen, and all you have to do to see them for free is bring something to sit on. This Saturday’s ASU Art Museum Short Film and Video Festival will showcase a batch of shorts…

All My Children (1970 – 2011)

ABC announced this morning that it will be canceling long-running series All My Children and One Life To Live (1968-2011). Condolences to all of the (living) AMC, OLTL, and other cheesy soap opera fans alike — you’ve officially been trumped by those damn young people who’d rather watch food television…

The Conspirator: Robert Redford Helms Another Dull History Lesson

Set in the months after Lee’s surrender at Appomattox, The Conspirator follows the consequences of the fatal shot at Ford’s Theater — specifically, the trial of Mary Surratt, Catholic, 42, and the owner of a Washington, D.C., boarding house who was presented before a military tribunal as the den mother…

Mortal Kombat Gets a Makeover With Legacy

Mortal Kombat is back in the film world and this time it’s coming out swinging. The murderously fun and violent fighting game is known better for its fatalities and worse for its movies, TV shows, and other manner of crappy self-promotion. Director Kevin Tancharoen (Fame) however, has attempted to shake…

Behind the Scenes of Chris Nash’s Daddy Warblocks

An unlimited supply of LEGO blocks, loneliness, and the ability to have whatever you build become real in Daddy Warblocks, a story about one man’s attempt to literally build himself a new life. Written and directed by Arizona State University student Chris Nash, Daddy Warblocks is a short film that…

Black Death at Madcap Theaters in Tempe

In Black Death, a monk travels to a remote village with a band of murderous Christians during the bubonic plague to investigate rumors of a necromancer who protects the village from disease and brings the dead back to life.That’s a pretty cool plot, and there’s plenty for horror fans to…

Arthur: British Billionaires and Their Shenanigans

Besides doing fun relationship stuff like arguing about how to discipline their dog, New Times blogger Tyler Hughes and his girlfriend, Jackie Cronin, go to the movies. Tyler: Well, that was better than I expected. Jackie: Right? I thought this was going to be some sort of disconnected, story-less fun fest like Grown…

Top Documentaries at The Phoenix Film Festival

This year’s Phoenix Film Festival screened several feature length and short documentaries about pot smugglers, wild horses (and the crazy people that train them), the science of happiness, translating American television into Russian, and In-n-Out Burgers. But there were a few that truly stood apart. Here are our top pics from…

Howl at FilmBar

Howl, director Rob Epstein’s biopic about Allen Ginsberg and the obscenity trial surrounding his titular poem, starts with a statement that every word in the film was actually spoken by the people portrayed, but that it’s unlike a documentary in any other way.It was an an apt opener for this…

Hanna: Virtuoso Filmmaking and Retro Politics Propel This Crisp Thriller

The era of the teenage action heroine is fully upon us. As pop-cultural correctives go, it’s a mixed blessing. In one corner, you’ve got the jailbait fantasies of Sucker Punch and Kick-Ass, which eagerly trade on notions of naughty girliness rather than transcend or interrogate them. In the other, you’ve…

Square Grouper: Ganja Goes to the Phoenix Film Festival

One of the showcased feature films at this year’s Phoenix Film Festival puts ganja and a group of aging smugglers from Florida on the silver screen. In the 1970s, South Florida fishing boats were infamous for hauling in “square grouper,” and catching a square grouper meant catching a boatload of…

Dreaming of Noodles in This Week’s Dinner and a Movie

Nothing goes better with a movie than dinner (and perhaps vise versa), which Chow Bella has all figured out.Dinner and a Movie pairs all sorts of films with themed recipes each week.Today features Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams. The film was inspired by the director’s memories and was one the last films…

Source Code: Saving The World Eight Minutes at a Time

Besides doing fun relationship stuff like arguing about how to discipline their dog, New Times blogger Tyler Hughes and his girlfriend, Jackie Cronin, go to the movies. Tyler: Alright, what is up with all of the “dream within a dream” movies lately? I blame Christopher Nolan.Jackie: Yeah, it’s definitely his fault. But…