Karate Kid Remake Is Too Cynical to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks

Like its predecessor, 2010’s Harald Zwart-directed The Karate Kid begins with an uprooting. Young Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) and his mother (Taraji P. Henson) are introduced in the Detroit apartment that he grew up in, now packed into boxes. Ralph Macchio shipped off to the Valley; Dre is going to…

La Mission Starring Benjamin Bratt Comes to Phoenix

For a city our size, Phoenix really doesn’t get a whole lot of films that aren’t super mainstream, multi-million dollar budget affairs. So let’s celebrate this one. While La Mission may not be playing everywhere, it isn’t one that would easily slip under the radar of a serious film buff…

Pete Petrisko Goes All Bauhaus With Shake Some Dust

Pete Petrisko can’t seem to shake this place. The longtime downtown Phoenix creative type/former gallery owner/performance artist, who was recently reported dead by azcentral.com, moved to Tucson a few months back. However, he’s been making frequent trips back to the Valley for on-location shoots for his new video project, Shake…

Movie Mondays Debuts Tonight at Revolver Records

Looks like Revolver Records and The Shizz are getting into the movie biz. Starting tonight is Movie Mondays at Revolver, a celluloid shindig presented by music-centric website The Shizz. The free weekly – which kicks off at 7 p.m. tonight with a screening of Blue Velvet, the 1986 David Lynch…

Midnite Movie Mamacita’s Top Five Gross-Out Films

Andrea Beasley-Brown, better known to film fans as the Midnite Movie Mamacita, is the Valley’s guru of grindhouse films, B movies, and underground cinema. She’s currently the programming director at Madcap Theaters, and also serves as director of horror programming for Phoenix Comicon and festival director of the International Horror…

Splice Is One Crazy Test-Tube Mutant of a Movie

Though Sundance-screened and sporting an upscale cast, writer-director Vincenzo Natali’s Splice has a mad-science quality. He has crossbred a self-serious psychodrama and a queasy creature-feature, and unleashed this malformed freak on the world. Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley are Clive and Elsa, a married couple of “rock star” genetic engineers…

Get Him to the Greek: Crude on the Outside, Sweet in the Middle

There are myriad moments during Get Him to the Greek when it feels as if the thing will jump the rails and smash to the ground in a thousand pieces of what-in-the-fuck. It’s a complete and utter mess from the big-loud-dumb start to the awwww-that’s-so-sweet finish. It’s hardly a narrative…

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Trailer 2 Goes Live

We were concerned. The Scott Pilgrim of Bryan Lee O’Malley’s graphic novel series of the same name is passionate, capable of kicking ass, but a little thick when it comes to being much more than a twenty-something bass player. The Scott Pilgrim of the first trailer for Director Edgar Wright’s…

Prince of Persia: Just Stay Home and Play the Video Game

Besides doing super-fun married stuff like yard work, going to Costco, and leaving the bathroom door open, New Times writers Laura Hahnefeld and Jay Bennett go to the movies.Jay: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time was a whole lotta Bruckheimer. What’d you think?Laura: That guy’s made gazillions as a Hollywood tripe…

Big Brain Award Winners in Print (and Video!)

Big Brain Award Nominees from Jonathan McNamara on Vimeo. Our 2010 Big Brain award winners are announced in this week’s print edition of New Times on racks across the Valley, but because we like them so much and think they deserve all the attention they can get, we’d like to…

Top Five Films at Phoenix Comicon this Weekend

Vampire sisters, hunchbacks and kick-ass old people. It must be time for a Comicon filmfest. In addition to its anime, costuming, and comics programming, Phoenix Comicon’s offering three days of films at the Phoenix Convention Center, May 27 through 30. There’s a ton to choose from — more than 42…

Sex and the City 2: Menopause in the Middle East

Besides doing super-fun NON-married stuff like constantly arguing over why — after five years of dating — they’re not married yet, New Times writer James King and his girlfriend, Christine Arieno, go to the movies.James: First and foremost: If you’re a dude and find yourself in a movie theater watching…

MacGruber Blows Up the ’80s (Depending on How You Look at It)

Besides doing super-fun married stuff like yard work, going to Costco, and leaving the bathroom door open, New Times writers Laura Hahnefeld and Jay Bennett go to the movies. ​Laura: Have you even seen a “MacGruber” skit on Saturday Night Live?Jay: I think I’ve seen one. And that was plenty…

“Love.Community.Recession.” in PHX

Sure, she’s played supporting roles on the silver screen, but our Phoenix hasn’t had a lead role in many movies. So it took us by surprise to find a glossy postcard at the Downtown Phoenix Public Market advertising PHX: a film by Stewart Schuster. Excited, we anxiously flipped over to read a small description:…

MacGruber and Hot Tub Time Machine: The Me Decade Makes a Comeback

MacGruber (Will Forte), a highly decorated soldier of fortune known for “making life-saving inventions out of household materials,” faked his death and went into hiding after his fiancée (Maya Rudolph) was killed at their wedding, likely by MacGruber’s arch enemy, wealthy industrialist Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer). Years later, when…

Eclipse & Twilight Trilogy Tickets on Sale Tonight

Hello, fellow Twilighters! *air kiss* (Yes, we’re all BFFs, didn’t you know?) If the reaction to the Eclipse trailer played at this past weekend’s Iron Man performances is any indication, the June 30 midnight premiere will be standing room only. Good thing tickets are going on sale now. Harkins Theatres…

Just Wright Is Just Wrong

Another movie, not as awful or deluded as this one, might one day find better use for the easygoing vibe between Queen Latifah and Common, the stars of Just Wright, a romantic comedy (for the ladies) with basketball and cameoing NBA players in it (for the fellas). That absolutely no…

Iron Man 2 Is a Two-Hour Trailer for The Avengers

Besides doing super-fun married stuff like yard work, going to Costco, and leaving the bathroom door open, New Times writers Laura Hahnefeld and Jay Bennett go to the movies. Laura: So I guess there’s an Avengers movie coming out. Jay: Yeah, poor Robert Downey Jr. He looked like he was…