This Week’s Day-by-day Picks

THU 6/30″Chunks of Fried Funk” might sound like a bad school cafeteria lunch, but techno-haters and hip-hop junkies love the mystery meat packed into this sonic casserole of electrobreaks, hip-hop, “nu skool,” funk and “ghetto stylez.” The weekly DJ night at Ichiban Sushi Bar, 1435 East University Drive in Tempe,…

Have a Heart

Until scientists master the secret to immortality, local businessman-jock-turned-philanthropist Bill Wohl has the answer: Donating your organs (and therefore your DNA) is a good way of stayin’ alive. Granted, you won’t be entirely yourself, but your affection for chicken wings might well live on if you leave your eyes or…

The Surreal World

Technology and inhumanity and greed, oh, my! Those wild beasties have been lurking in the shadows alongside the yellow brick road to progress for generations. Spend some time at the spirited “Surrealism USA” exhibit at Phoenix Art Museum, and you’ll realize we were worried about the dark side of our…

Cursed

Bewitched may go down as the first movie about a fictional failed actor that created a real-life failed actor. This hackneyed, hapless, and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen reasons. But nothing is more intolerable than the sight of Will…

Witch Fix

I envy people whose favorite television show is something well-written or intelligent. My cousin John loves The Mary Tyler Moore Show; my sister has seen every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show a dozen times each. Even my mechanic favors smarty-pants programs like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I,…

Girls Interrupted

Not many people saw Lost and Delirious, the 2001 boarding-school drama about two girls in obsessive love, and that was probably for the best. Yes, Piper Perabo (Coyote Ugly) made a stunning androgynous rebel, but she couldn’t rescue the film from its unctuous self-importance. My Summer of Love, a bewitching…

Car Trouble

Anyone who would insist that movie reviewing is not a real job (‘Sup, Mom) hasn’t been forced to sit through screenings of Bewitched and Herbie: Fully Loaded in the span of five days — and by forced, I mean either you see both movies, write 800 words about each, or…

Underground Hit

It’s okay to be slightly afraid of Hungarian movies. Even critics don’t necessarily relish the thought of them, or look upon Budapest as a hotbed of filmmaking. As a matter of fact, it’s hard to recall the last time there was a good movie from the land that gave us…

Men of Steel and Yarn

Edna Mode may have stolen the show as the snooty seamstress to the superheroes in The Incredibles, but the next time Batman chills at the Batcave, dahling, he just might be sporting a Mark Newport knitted sweater. For the past two years, Newport has been knitting superhero costumes — including…

GG Riders

Many a posturing punker has attempted over the years to emulate the puerile pranks of GG Allin, arguably one of the more infamous and reviled figures in rock history. Whether slicing open their melons, wearing women’s underwear, or flinging fecal matter, amped-up alt-rockers everywhere have copied the late shock-rocker’s aggressive…

Belly Up

THU 6/23We love belly dancers like the desert loves rain. Lucky for us, “Splash: Summer SMoCA Nights,” on Thursday, June 23, at the Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Arts, quenches our thirst on both fronts — metaphorically speaking. Along with performances by electronic duo Peachcake and DJ Maji, the Gamil Zarah…

Swat Team

SUN 6/26Admit it, you’ve been bad . . . really bad. But it’s all good, especially since you’ll be getting a well-deserved whuppin’ at the Sky Lounge, 132 East Washington, on Sunday, June 26, at “Spanked.” This classic “tea dance” — a popular afternoon or early evening dance party aimed…

Bible Beats

6/23-6/26The Bible rocks, dude. (Surely all that thumping has got to create a wicked beat . . .) And if you’re watching a performance of the long-running musical Godspell, then you know that the Bible really can rawk, man. Moon Valley Productions raises the roof on Thursday, June 23, at…

Without Reservations

SAT 6/25If the Indian nations as a whole were ever to declare a sport their national pastime, you can bet basketball would be right up there with lacrosse. Basketball has been an all-consuming passion and a source of pride in Native American communities for generations, with reservation courts serving as…

Art Scene

Leandro Soto at Paulina Miller Gallery: There’s no place like home when you’re far, far away. Maybe that’s why the mixed-media assemblages about Cuba, Leandro Soto’s lost home, are so much more powerful than the ones about his adopted hometown, Phoenix. Soto’s landscapes of saguaro and rock are technically accomplished,…

This Week’s Day-by-day Picks

THU 23 If you feel the need to unleash your inner diva, or if you just want a reason to wear that overpriced cocktail dress one more time, fret not — Scottsdale’s rolling out the red carpet just for you. On Thursday, June 23, Barcelona, 15440 Greenway-Hayden Loop in Scottsdale,…

Crafter Thought

Just when you think you’ve seen everything Phoenix has to offer, someone drives you down to the warehouse district and walks you through a towering maze of boxes stuffed with papier-mâché teapots, tiny plastic feet, and soaring stacks of grosgrain. And there, deep in the swamp-cooled bowels of Diane Ribbon…

Hauling Gary’s Ashes

“He’s pretty heavy,” Diane Putnam says of her late husband, Gary. “But I’m used to toting him around.” She’s talking about the big-as-a-brick box containing Gary’s ashes that she’s kept with her since he died six years ago after a brief battle with cancer. But there was a week late…

The Emperor Has No Clothes

I won’t add my voice to the cacophony of complaints about the gratuitous nudity forever on display at Nearly Naked Theatre, in part because I don’t care, but also because it’s bad form to bitch that the players are undraped when we’ve been warned ahead of time. The name of…

Bat Cave-In

DC Comics has kept its superheroes locked in a fortress of solitude for almost a decade, forcing the likes of Superman and Batman to warm the bench while longtime rival Marvel Comics’ Spider-Man and the Hulk and the X-Men and Blade galloped up and down the playing field. Not counting…

The Wiz

For all their exceptionality, there is also a numbing sameness to the movies of Hayao Miyazaki, the revered animator who has bewitched Japanese audiences since the late 1970s and bewildered American ones since 1999, when Princess Mononoke was among the first of his movies to receive significant stateside release. There…

Club Life

It won’t ruin anyone’s experience of 3-Iron, the new film by Korean writer/director Kim Ki-duk, to reveal that it closes with a single epigraph: “It’s hard to tell that the world we live in is either reality or a dream.” Presumably, the correct translation would replace “that” with “whether”; even…