Money Men

There is only one reason Jon Favreau’s new film is called Made. Not too long ago, his old friend and co-star Vince Vaughn called him up and told him, in no uncertain terms, “You gotta write something that can get made.” It was less a demand than it was a…

In Sight Full

You don’t notice the powder-blue hat at first. Its hue is too cool to steal your eye from the surrounding candy-wrapper yellows, oranges and reds. Yet once you see it, rising almost headless above a candy aisle in Andreas Gursky’s large photographic mural 99 Cent, the hat becomes one of…

Northern Composure

After winning five separate audience awards and other honors at various gay and lesbian film festivals over the past year, Thomas Bezucha’s Big Eden has finally opened in general release. You don’t have to be an expert on the history of gay cinema to see why — or even to…

Gorilla Warfare

There are scenes in Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes redo that are so hysterical they drown out minutes’ worth of dialogue that follows, which is hardly a knock. Indeed, the film is often so comical, so ridiculous in that self-aware, wink-wink sort of way, that it plays like a…

Beyond Words

Some things just can’t be put into words. In the case of Indian classical music, neither can they be put on paper.”It would be extremely difficult to record and subsequently interpret the subtle nuances [of the music] on paper,” writes maestro Amjad Ali Khan, the much-admired sarod artist who will…

Gag Reflex

It’s a place for comics, amateur and professional alike, to test their fates onstage at the mercy of an audience. Every Wednesday night at the Backstage Bistro, it’s the audience that decides who will strut their comedic talents at the “Funniest Person in the Valley” contest’s grand finale, where there’s…

Don’t Climb Every Mountain

I can’t pretend to know what it’s like to design a number of elaborate stage sets with next to no money, but I can describe the results. In fact, I’m still trying to shake the memory of Michael Brooks’ terrifically horrible set designs for The Sound of Music, which I…

It Happens

Matt Stone has little time to talk. It’s Tuesday, July 17, 1 p.m. in Los Angeles, yet Stone and Trey Parker have yet to finish a television show that will debut some 30 hours from now–an episode of South Park titled “Terrance and Garfunkel,” in which the farting, fighting Canadian…

Idol Dreaming

If there’s any justice in moviedom, this summer’s feel-good hit will be an unassuming Dutch comedy called Everybody’s Famous! Defying long odds, writer-director Dominique Deruddere has taken a couple of shopworn subjects — the public obsession with celebrity and the ineptitude of amateur criminals — and parlayed them into an…

Gangster Crap

When last we spotted indie icons Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau onscreen together, they were knocking back fruit-flavored martinis and chasing L.A. skirt in the inventive Gen-X hit Swingers. The goofy charm of that phenomenon now gives way, sad to report, to a labored fringes-of-the-mob comedy called Made, in which…

Churl Power

Festering somewhere between an after-school special and kiddie porn lies this frank but heinously melodramatic open wound from veteran Canadian director Léa Pool (Emporte-moi). Adapted by screenwriter Judith Thompson from the novel The Wives of Bath by Susan Swan, Lost and Delirious is about girl joy and girl sorrow, girl…

Ape Hit

For a while, it rivaled Star Trek as an obsession among geeko preadolescent boys (like me) of the ’60s and ’70s: Planet of the Apes, the sci-fi franchise that started in this country with a 1968 film and eventually spawned four sequels, a TV series, a cartoon, comics, board games,…

Life Is Sweat

The sign at the entrance to the Mesa Arts Center pretty much sums it up: “Caution! Door can get very hot!” Believe it. At 5 p.m. on a summer day, you don’t just leave fingerprints on the metal handle of the west-facing door — you leave the first layer of…

Learned Hand

Type Michael Learned’s name into any Internet search engine, and you’ll find yourself linked to several hundred articles and dozens of Web sites devoted to The Waltons — and almost nothing about her notable stage career. Like a lot of former television stars, Learned’s theater credentials have been eclipsed by…

The Bore

If you’re enthralled by watching acclaimed actors meandering purposelessly around Montreal, this may be the summer sensation you’ve been hankering for. Heck, the good folks at Paramount obviously believe in this one (enough to have kept it safe from our clutches until too late for timely publication), and the requisite…

Leapin’ Lizards!

A third Jurassic Park movie was, of course, inevitable, given that the second shattered box office records (it also shattered the conventional notion that any movie starring Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore and a bunch of dinosaurs had to be at least somewhat interesting). But when you have one of the…

Raisin d’arte

Imagine this: El Vez, the Mexican Elvis, in town September 5 to launch his fall tour, stops by the Orme Lewis Gallery at the Phoenix Art Museum. He’s got a guitar and he’s taking requests. If walls could shout — and with the current La Gráfica Chicana exhibit, these gallery…

Crop Watch

Flattened plant stems.The phrase might sound sort of dispirited to you or me, but it makes Linda Moulton Howe’s heart beat just a little more quickly. Listen to her for a while, and yours might, too. This journalist has spent the last couple of years studying the phenomenon, which she…

Not-So-Gay Paree

There’s plenty of French star power in The Closet (Le Placard). This comedy must have been a fairly big deal in the Land of the Heavy Sauce; it stars Daniel Auteuil, Gérard Depardieu and Thierry Lhermitte, and was written and directed by Francis Veber. In U.S. terms, this is roughly…

Legally Bland

Back in her early teens, Reese Witherspoon proved herself a terrific actress in her big-screen debut, Man in the Moon, in 1991. Since then, she’s done first-rate work in critical hits like Pleasantville, cult faves like Freeway and Election and underrated gems like Best Laid Plans. So how is it…

We Knew Jack

Easily the best performance in the last year’s wheezy The Legend of Bagger Vance was by the drawly, plainspoken J. Michael Moncrief, a boy with an old man’s face, as the local kid who idolized Matt Damon and helped Will Smith caddy. The same character, as an adult, also narrated…

That’s Italian!

One of Gary Larson’s Far Side comic’s many versions of the Divine Comedy was subtitled thusly: “Welcome to Heaven. Here’s your harp . . . Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.”It’s against this general attitude that Nick Ariondo works. Ariondo, a virtuoso on the instrument most associated with Myron Floren…