Pudding Passion

It’s Friday and most of the lunch crowd at Pitic Restaurant is feasting on delicious Mexican dishes — without meat, of course. It’s Lent. Lent is a time of self-denial, but there’s one treat unique to this time of year. At Pitic and at other Mexican eateries in town, the…

Tame Tiger

Though I have yet to visit Siam, I have lived in the next best place for Thai cuisine: Los Angeles. In La-La Land, there are nearly as many Thai restaurants as there are taquerias in Phoenix, and I became so accustomed to that country’s unique mélange of spicy, sweet-and-sour flavors…

Noodle Noshin’

Pardon my language, but all of these low-carb-South Beach-Atkins fanatics can take a giant bite out of my billowy boxers. Why, I’m as dyspeptic as John Ashcroft with a grapefruit-size gallstone, and all because of this asinine Atkins drivel that would have us forgo one of the most satisfying gustatory…

Mexico’s Fighting Irish

Bill O’Brien is all Irish Catholic, but that doesn’t mean the rancher doesn’t appreciate mariachi music — even on St. Patrick’s Day. The red bandera-ed 81-year-old helped to found Los San Patricios de Arizona, a group that brings two Catholic cultures — Irish and Mexican — together. This Saturday, members…

RenFest Retch

Oh, the things I do for my beloved public! I was at home the other day, enjoying a bottle of Shiraz, nibbling on a hunk of Kerrygold Dubliner cheese, and exploring sites about numismatics on the Internet, when I checked my e-mail to discover an impassioned missive from an employee…

Mi Shell-Shocked

Buildings may crumble, relationships may fall apart. But tacos, they’re supposed to stay together. The sad fact is that it’s practically impossible to find a hard-shell taco that doesn’t fall apart at first bite. Try Tacos Pepe. This Scottsdale taco shop offers a taco with juicy shredded beef housed in…

Hype-Happy

My personal mantra in all things culinary and cultural mimics that wry, clock-wearing philosopher of yore, Public Enemy’s Flava Flav, who was fond of advising listeners, “Don’t believe the hype!” That ageless, pithy axiom can apply equally to Jay-Z’s announced intention to resign from rap (not again!), as well as…

Hog Heaven

As you might surmise from my pork-lovin’ Tar Heel roots, there’s nothing I adore more than a mass of shredded swine. But here in the desert, so far from the slaughterhouses of my native North Carolina, I’ve rarely come across restaurateurs who can prepare pig so that the meat is…

Red Hot Valentines

Roses and chocolates are fine. Hallmark is dandy. But if you want to spice things up — literally — for your Valentine, then head to San Francisco. Luckily, this San Francisco is located in the heart of Phoenix. Yerberia means “herb store,” and Yerberia San Francisco offers a wide variety…

Bottom Feeding

Whenever St. Valentine’s Day draws near, my thoughts turn to cod. True, there initially may seem nothing so unromantic as the humble Gadus morhua, which spends its life swimming along the ocean floor, mandibles agape, devouring anything in its path. Fishermen have even been known to slit open these vacuum…

Cursed . . .

Such is my cross, that I must often let fly a long-winded raspberry in the face of those I wish were doing a better job of feeding me. Call it culinary tough-love. As my pappy was wont to declare before caning my hide raw for mooning a schoolmarm or some…

Groovin’ on a Sunday

Most people think of Oaxaca as a typical Mexican restaurant with a strategic location right near the state capitol. Come at lunch, and you can bump shoulders with local political luminaries. Come on a Sunday afternoon after 4, and you can bump and grind — sloooowly. As the weekend winds…

Kids Rock

When Justin Sullivan’s tour van pulled into the Mason Jar, the first thing the New Model Army front man did was smoke a cigarette. But he made sure to step around the corner of the big-hair turned cool rock venue, away from the flock of eager young fans awaiting his…

Colangelo’s Kitchen

For whatever blasted reason, my missteps have been costing me beaucoup simoleons of late. So I thought I’d share these with you that you might gain wisdom from my blunders, much along the same lines as we all stand to benefit from Christina Aguilera’s decision to go skanky or Miss…

Hot Salsa

In south Scottsdale, just below the swanky and ostentatious club scene, salsa lovers can find a truly great big-band experience. Nestled in the Papago Plaza in the shadow of the larger and urban (Saturdays, anyway) CBNC nightclub, Victory Sports Grill is transformed from a restaurant and sports bar to a…

Dying on the Vine

Pardon me for saying so, but I’m beginning to wonder if some folks in this town need their craniums checked for nests of field mice. Of course, by now, I’m sure quite a few of you are thinking the same of moi — at least if one’s to judge by…

Couscous Ca-choo!

I was puttering about in my housecoat and slippers the other day, listening to Puccini’s Turandot and fiddling with my collection of foreign bottle caps, when I spotted the purple top for a bottle of Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. One of my favorite brews, its company logo features a ram…

Gizzard Gluttony

Scripture informs us that a prophet is never welcome in his own country, and the same holds true for exceptional individuals in one’s own backyard. Even the surly savants of the New Times editorial staff are not immune to this truism. Consider the injustice done to their next-door neighbor, Stacy…

A Cut Above

The “T” on the Bisteces Taqueria sign resembles a longhorn, an odd symbol for a humble taco shop. But there’s nothing humble about the steak-house-quality beef at this place. The cook, Randy Rodriguez, looks like a Hawaiian Buddha and won’t tell you about his six-year stint at Ruth’s Chris Steak…

Volare, Oh No!

For good or ill, it was Dean Martin who led me to Pronto Ristorante. Not that I mean Ol’ Pink Eyes himself arose from his grave to guide me, drink and cigarette in hand, to this P-town pasta house. But he might as well. See, Santa was good to me…

Personal Jesus

“Aye Jesus!” and “Dios mío!” are some things you can expect to hear at many Mexican households every January 6. These and other “Oh my Lord” expressions are part of the fun of Día de los Reyes, which is celebrated by eating an oval, crown-shaped wreath of sweet egg bread…