Fry Girl Battles Bikini-Clad Audrina Patridge of The Hills and Her Obsession for the Teriyaki Burger at Carl’s Jr.
Damn you, TV. First, you convinced us we should buy insurance pimped by lizards and a blanket with armholes. Now you’ve paired a fast-food chain with a D-list reality TV star to hawk an exotic, expensive burger to Americans and our suppressed sexuality and insatiable desire to exceed the monthly…