Domino’s Says Eff You to Finicky Customers, Kinda.
“Hello, thanks for calling Domino’s.” “Oh hey, can I get your spinach and feta pizza?” “Sure.” “Without onions.” “Sure, uh, wait, what was that?” “I said no onions.” “Sorry, no.” “Excuse me?” “No.” “No? I DON’T WANT ONIONS! I HATE ONIONS! WHY CAN’T I TAKE ONIONS OFF MY PIZZA? WHAT’S…