Get a Harvard Cooking Education For Free

See Also: Three Egg-cellent Kitchen Science Experiments See Also: The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star Last week world class cooks and food inclined scientists began descending on the Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences to teach public lectures on the science of cooking. This is…

(Worst) Parent of the Year: Toddler Potty Training In Restaurant

See Also: Baby Strollers at Devoured?! Young Children?!?! The Horror! See Also: What’s the Most Bizarre Thing You’ve Seen at a Restaurant? Breast feeding in public has its vociferous avatars and detractors but at the end of the day it is not unreasonable to say that the issue is debatable…

World’s Biggest Burger Weighs One Ton, Has Bacon

See Also: Poland Cooks World’s Largest Lasagna in Honor of Italian Soccer Team See Also: Watch: Murderous Burger Chases Man, World’s Largest McDonalds Built In a Minute The cooking staff at the Black Bear Casino Resort, Minnesota, managed a minor food engineering feat over the Labor Day weekend when they…

White House Releases Beer Recipes and They Look Delicious

See Also: Obama Confirms Release of White House Honey Ale Recipe Will Happen See Also: Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale Over the Labor Day weekend the White House finally came through on their promises and released not one, but two recipes for beer fit for the…

The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star

Scientists with the European Southern Observatory have discovered a very simple form of sugar circling a star that’s very much like our own sun. ESO researchers made their observations with a radio telescope called the Atacama Large Millimeter Array (ALMA) in Chile. The sugar they found is called glycolaldehyde and…

Obama Confirms Release of White House Honey Ale Recipe Will Happen

See Also: Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale President Obama vowed to run the most transparent administration in history. While we won’t comment on his overall success, he’s at least said he’ll come through on delivering the White House Honey Ale recipe. On Wednesday, Obama dropped by…

Pizza Hut Malaysia Introduces Sauce Stuffed Pizza

See Also: 7-Elevens in Singapore Have Mashed Potato and Gravy Dispensers See Also: Hey, Here Are Those Pizza Crusts Stuffed With Cheeseburgers and Chicken Tenders You Were Asking About See Also: How Pizza Flows Like Blood Through the Veins of America Pizza Hut Malaysia has jumped into the global pizza…

Gory Gourmet Food Truck Serves Brain Burgers to Promote The Walking Dead

Gory Gourmet is a London-based food truck that launched last week to promote the DVD/Blu-Ray release of AMC’s hit The Walking Dead. Their shtick is appropriately gory: Fried brain burgers, deep-fried brain “dippers,” and thyroid. Gory Gourmet has even been kind enough to provide the recipes for their offal treats…

“Butter,” A Comedy About Butter Sculptures

See Also: Super-Tiny Food Sculptures are Super-Flippin’ Adorable “Butter” is a comedy centered around one little girl’s (Yara Shahidi) attempt to topple a butter sculpture dynasty at the state fair. Jennifer Garner plays the opposition, the butter carving wife of a champion butter carver (Ty Burrell), who entertains dreams of…

Watch This: Gordon Ramsay as a Judge on American Idol?

See Also: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Trolling for Floundering Restaurants in Phoenix (A Shark Week Bonus!) Celebrity chef and professional asshole Gordon Ramsay was on Jimmy Kimmel Live recently and presented this nightmare scenario: Gordon Ramsay as a judge on American Idol. We’re not sure what makes angry British men…

Red Hot Sriracha Sauce Roundup

See Also: Baconlube: Because Every Part of You Should Taste Like Bacon It’s been a good month for lovers of the magical fire sauce known as Huy Fong Sriracha hot chili sauce. The culmination of this impromptu celebration of one of the world’s most celebrated hot sauces is this: Sriracha…

We Hardly Knew You: Time Machine Chefs

ABC’s Time Machine Chefs is best described as a combination of Chopped and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Four heroic chefs travel back in time to compete using the ingredients, tools, and techniques of the time period. The winners are crowned Greatest Chef in History. The losers? Left to fend…

Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale

See Also: White House Pastry Chef Triggers Panic and Outrage with Mention of Molecular Gastronomy See Also: Here Come The Growlers: Starting at Midnight, Bars Can Hand Over 64 oz To Go The Freedom of Information Act is a powerful tool of democracy that let’s common citizens delve deeply into…

Invasion of the Chinese Shaved Noodle Robots

See Also: China Magic Noodle House Named One of 50 Best Chinese Restaurants in the U.S. See Also: Please Be Seated By Your Robot Overlords Chinese restaurateurs really have it in for the human race, or at least human workers. Their latest invention is Chef Cui, a robot that automates…

Check Your Phone at the Door and Get a Discount

See Also: The Sandwich Nazi (NSFW, Not Even a Little) See Also: Hipster Foodie Mauled By Bear to ’80s New Wave Soundtrack in Very Satisfying Video Here is a novel but frankly fantastic idea: pay diners to turn in their phones during a meal. At least that’s the idea that…

The Greatest Auto-Tuned Food Review Ever

See Also: “It’s Earth’s Juice!” Vytautus Mineral Water “Ads” Are…. Well, We’re Speechless (NSFW) See Also: Video Mashup: Brad Pitt Eating. And Eating. What happens when you combine a passionate food review with the people who brought us the Bedroom Intruder song? Magic. Pure. Freaking. Magic. We will warn you…

Coming Soon: Smell-o-Vision Postcards From the “Food Printer”

See Also: Hipster Foodie Mauled By Bear to ’80s New Wave Soundtrack in Very Satisfying Video Heads up, fellow bloggers and trolls: The future is here and it smells. Students at the Fashion & Art Design Institute of Donghua University, China, entered designs in a competition for a chance to…

Real Actors Bring Hilarious Gravitas to Real Yelp Reviews

See Also: Are Yelp Extortionists Giving Restaurants the Shakedown? See Also: CrazyAmy Yelp Feud Lands on TV Have you ever read an Yelp review so outlandish and melodramatic that you wished you could gaze into the face of the person who wrote them? Wait no longer, the fine people at…

For Sale: Script for Roadhouse Remake Starring Guy Fieri

The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt, a remake of the ’80s cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri, because… We’ll admit, we haven’t exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such…

Watch This: Someone Eating Little Baby’s (Ice Cream)

Welcome to that weird part of the internet where you see things you wish you could unsee. In this edition of Twilight Zone YouTube we present for your consideration the strange tale of autocannibalism in the pursuit of ice cream sales. Our subject? Little Baby’s Ice Cream, a Pennsylvania based…