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The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt, a remake of the ’80s cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri, because… We’ll admit, we haven’t exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such…
Welcome to that weird part of the internet where you see things you wish you could unsee. In this edition of Twilight Zone YouTube we present for your consideration the strange tale of autocannibalism in the pursuit of ice cream sales. Our subject? Little Baby’s Ice Cream, a Pennsylvania based…
Not to be outdone by NASA and its sexy mohawked engineers, the owners of Zog’s Dogs have struck back with a bold video showing the first… hot dog in space (sorta). Actually it has two distinctions. The first unprotected hot dog to visit the upper atmosphere and the first hot…
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Apparently the future of alcohol consumption isn’t inhaled booze but rather alcohol that tastes… like water? Cue the jokes about cheap beer. “Air” is a new adult beverage is currently rolling through a nationwide release. Release parties have popped up in several cities around the country, although sadly not Phoenix…
