DJ Dossier: Jared Alan

It’s shaping up to be a big weekend for Jared Alan. Mere hours from now, the 29-year-old DJ/producer/scenester/ fashion plate/eagle scout will be staging the “official” re-launch of his long-absent fauxShow Friday Nights gig at Sanctum. Less then 24 hours later, he’ll then welcome NYC disco-punk superstars of The Juan…

Weezer Coming To Dodge Theatre on January 15

Weezer will play Dodge Theatre on January 15. Touring on perhaps their worst reviewed record ever ( a record, admittedly, I have not bothered to actually listen to yet) Rivers Cuomo and Co. seem to be getting more ink for Snuggie-style publicity stunts, like playing with Kenny G, than playing…

VW Trainwreck: Terrible Music, Worse Flier

It’s been a few months since I had the onerous task of reviewing Tempe punk band VW Trainwreck’s super-shitty record Dramaturgy in our You Asked For It column, only to field comments from the band suggesting:1) I did not really listen to the record even once.2) Record companies pay for…

The End of Idolator

Is there anything more ridiculous than finding yourself upset by a change in management on a music blog? No one seems to managed to stay employed in one place anywhere for long, so Maura Johnston’s three year run at Idolator (starting with the site’s founding) was bound to come to…

GWAR Seeks Crack: The Whiff and Wisdom of Oderus Urungus

Oderus Urungus’ language is as colorful as the fake bodily fluids he spews on his audiences. The singer of theatrical splatter-metal band GWAR — the intergalactic crew of sinewy beasts (read: costumed former art students from Virginia) that’s been wreaking havoc on heavy metal for a quarter-century — describes GWAR’s…

Sorry America, Kanye West Was Right About Taylor Swift

Have you ever wondered about the girl who plays the foil to Taylor Swift in her brilliant single “You Belong With Me?” I mean, it’s hard to imagine any teenage girl capable of captivating the object of Swift’s affections to the point of rendering Swift invisible to him. Listen to…

Roger Clyne Announces New Year’s Show At Celebrity Theatre

Fresh off a 2-night stand at Marquee Theatre on Halloween weekend Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers have another big holiday show planned: New Year’s Eve at Celebrity Theatre. I’m not gonna lie, I’m still jonesing for another fall Circus Mexicus in Rocky Point, but this shouldbe a pretty classy evening…

Passion Pit Is Coming To Clubhouse

Passion Pit — a band I regard as a poor man’s Hot Chip but every girl I know seems to be crazy about — is coming to The Clubhouse on Sunday, December 6. Like I said, this band, which was started by a guy writing songs for his girlfriend as…

This Just In: Brooklyn Has Own “Sound,” Numerous Bands

[jump] Here is NYMag’s full list, Brooklyn Top 40:40 Light Asylum – “Angel Tongue” 39 Oakley Hall – “All the Way Down” 38 Here We Go Magic – “Fangela” 37 Apache Beat – “Tropics” 36 Bishop Allen – “Click, Click, Click, Click” 35 White Rabbits – “Percussion Gun” 34 Japanther…

Incoming: Selena Gomez, AFI, Fabolous, Eddie Money

Unless you’re pretty young you probably don’t take notice of teen/tween pop sensations liek Taylor swift until they’re, say, trashed talked by Kanye West or appearing on Saturday Night Live.If so, maybe you don’t know who Selena Gomez is. Gomez who was named after the Selena you probably have heard…

Steven Tyler Quits Aerosmith, New Animal Collective, Thom Yorke Hates Nukes

Electric Mustache: The “Not So Fun” Story of fun. @ The ClubhouseIdolator: It’s Time (For Me) To Say GoodbyeNME: Animal Collective reveal new EP release date and tracklistingNME: Aerosmith’s Joe Perry: ‘Steven Tyler has quit’Pitchfork: Thom Yorke Takes on Nuclear PowerRolling Stone: Drummer Jerry Fuchs Dies After Elevator Shaft FallSpin:…

Arizona Apparently A Hotbed for Aspiring Yodelers

Yahoo! is looking for a new voice to it’s iconic YahooooOOOoooOOO and Arizonans seem to be cleaning up. Right now the competition is being won by a girl named Tiffany Jo Allen from “Tuscan” Arizona (which is very near “Tucson”) and a localish guy named Carlo Sanchez from San Tan…