After Texts from Bennett, Mac Lethal Keeps Rapping Forward

Mac Lethal is very, very excitable. The Kansas City, MO rapper, label owner, and former Rhymesayers artist has good reason to be, however — he’s still in the wondrous honeymoon stage of fatherhood with his six-month-old son, he’s recently authored his first book, and he’s one of the Midwest’s most…

Noise Complaint: Hate, Rain on Me

People from Phoenix treat the summer like the zombie apocalypse. I realize this every time I stare out of a car window at people groaning and lifelessly shuffling in the heat. I think about how I would never dare go out there, for fear of being infected…

Eminem’s “Berzerk” Is A Mediocre Retreat, Not A Reinvention

Remember Beastie Boys’ Licensed to Ill? Yeah, so does Eminem. If you doubt it, take one listen to the absolutely inessential “Berzerk” single from the forthcoming Marshall Mathers LP II, where he makes the emphatic case that we ought to “take it back to straight hip-hop.” It’s not terrible advice,…

Four Great Songs for Dispensing Parental Philosophy

When you are a certified music junkie like I am, you tend to weave music in and out of life. It influences every area of your existence. Does that mean music is part of my parental philosophy? Of course. It’s one of my greatest tools. In fact, I find that…

Sorry, Bob Dylan’s Self Portrait Is Still a Bad Album

Perhaps you’ve read the weirdly fawning praise of Bob Dylan’s tenth installment in his famed Bootleg Series, Another Self Portrait 1969-1971. (“One of the most important, coherent and fulfilling Bob Dylan albums ever released,” some buffoon for Rolling Stone just claimed!) Perhaps, while in your collecting-every-Dylan-record phase, you presumed that…

“Blurred Lines” and Marvin Gaye: Can You Copyright Cool?

When I first heard “Blurred Lines,” I was driving in my car. I knew I’d heard it before, but I couldn’t place the song. So I Shazamed it. Still nothing. I didn’t recognize the title. About a half-an-hour later . . . Abracadabra! I remembered Marvin Gaye’s extended groove, “Got…

Tennessee Puts the Prowling Kind on the Map With a Runaway Debut

“With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.” You’ll never guess who said that. No, not Norman Vincent Peale — Pamela Anderson said that! See how this low expectations thing works? On a night when loathing everything came easy and liking anything new seemed doubtful, I caught The Prowling…

So What Are The Other Members of NSYNC Going To Do Now?

*NSYNC’s comeback was even more ephemeral than any of us predicted: Not even a full song, just enough of “Bye Bye Bye” to get J.C. Chasez in front of the Popping and Locking Triangle for a few bars. As it turns out, it was enough–people got their chance to gawk…

Noise Complaint: “Puke Til You Party”

If the curtain hasn’t already been lifted for you, let me raise it with gusto: Most people who play in any punk band are, and always have been, pretty big nerds. But for every group of 1,000 Jello Biafras, there is at least 1 Henry Rollins in the bunch. A…

Five Statements Guaranteed to Annoy Music Elitists

Some of my friends think I’m a music elitist. Totally untrue. After 25 years in record stores, and a lifetime of being a music junkie, I know more about music than the average bear. I cannot deny that. But an elitist? No way. I’m not even a decent critic. I…