Seven Nights of DJs and Dancing

Thursday 9 Ain’t Nobody’s Bizness: DJ Brooklyn (hip-hop, Top 40) AZ 88: Mr. P-Body (synth pop, electro) The Bunkhouse: DJ Doom (dance) Club Central: DJs Ernie G. (hip-hop, R&B) & Luis (salsa, merengue) The Crown Room: DJ Gable (rock, house, hip-hop) Cypress Lounge: DJ Giv (punk) Deadbeats: EZ Thursdays with…

Fear Factor

It’s got to be a bitch being a young band called March Against Fear. You’ll inevitably be mistaken for Denver’s Fear Before the March of Flames, which has a record deal with Equal Vision Records and boasts almost 27,000 friends on MySpace.com. And you might end up with some very…

Media Darlings

Something really cool came across my desk the other day. It was a package from a killer Detroit rock band called The Hard Lessons, who’ll kick out the jams at Hollywood Alley in Mesa on March 24. According to their bio, the band members ditched their teaching jobs for the…

Sweat Equity

Hundreds of miles from home, Lance Linderman’s having his hair straightened while a buxom makeup girl dusts his nose with powder. Linderman, the lead singer for Desole, Phoenix’s rising indie act, is standing in a smoky warehouse sandwiched between sweat shops in Los Angeles’ seedy garment district, where his band…

Mudhoney

Something is wrong with society when the most impish bands of the ’90s start making resonant social statements. But on Under a Billion Suns, Mudhoney seems more vexed and pissed than Green Day or NOFX. Partly, it’s the sound: Oxidized slabs of guitar psychedelia evoke messy times better than polished…

Jel

Whether or not you consider the results “hip-hop,” you’ve got to respect Oakland, California’s Anticon collective for establishing its own paradigm. Since 1998’s Deep Puddle Dynamics, the Midwestern transplant crew has branched off into numerous subgroups, exploring new creative waters each time. A celebrated beatmaker for Themselves since going solo,…

Seconds to Breathe

Seconds to Breathe is ready for radio. This modern rock quintet has been refining its sound during the past year, culminating with a brand-new album, Sirens. The band works the power chords and strategically places crescendos in a way that is danceable, but also creates the quintessential slow modern rock…

Bands on Grand

It’s tempting to say that Bands on Grand will be a glimpse of what’s to come for downtown, when there’ll be nightlife galore and bands playing all the time. Really, though, is that such a stretch from reality, at least in a modest, seeing-signs-of-life-down-there way? To be sure, you won’t…

Ska Brawl 2006

Despite its combative-sounding moniker, the Ska Brawl tour won’t consist of skank-happy rude boys battling in a clash of brass knuckles and brass instruments. Nor will it feature local upstart ska bands like The Dietrichs or the eight-member ensemble Captain Squeegee & The Soap Suds taking out veteran Third Wave…

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Don’t fuck with Joan Jett. The leather-lovin’ singer-songwriter turns 46 this year, and she’s come a long way since her prepubescent days with Kim Fowley’s all-girl garage band, The Runaways. And if you thought she looked tough in the 1982 video for “I Love Rock N’ Roll,” you should see…

The Elected

Who cries for Graham Coxon or Scott Kannberg? A better question: How many people even know their names? They are The Other Songwriters, talented individuals who will go down in musical history as merely the sidemen for more distinctive songwriters, respectively Blur’s Damon Albarn and Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus. Once they…

Minus the Bear, Rocky Votolato

While Seattle’s Minus the Bear features winding, sometimes jarring guitar work that calls to mind D.C. post-core and math rock, the band’s tone is more in keeping with Built to Spill. Songs melt by with an easygoing fluidity that belies the dense swirl that often envelops them in a hazy,…

Korn

Last year was a fascinating one for Korn: Guitarist Brian “Head” Welch found Jesus and quit the band (i.e., the “Korn Holy, Oh!” incident), and the remaining foursome found The Matrix (the production team known for its work with Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Liz Phair), which helped guide the…

New Times DJ Competition

Once a year, we at New Times have the pleasure of sending a local beat-mechanic off to Miami during the dance-centric Winter Music Conference to play for thousands of people at the Ultra Music Festival. But before that happens, you have the chance to see the contenders throw down, with…

Goblin Cock

The video for Goblin Cock’s “Stumped” features girl softball players, comic books, and bad special-effects robots — three sure signs that, while the band’s music wouldn’t be out of place on a mix tape with Sabbath’s, these guys aren’t your ordinary metal band. This is metal for the ironic indie…

Elefant

Unless you’re a barfly or an Enzyte stockholder, “stiff” isn’t a very fetching adjective. At best, it connotes cold reserve and efficiency; at worst, it means corpse. And yet stiff will go down as the prevalent rock descriptor of the early ’00s, when The Strokes and Interpol appropriated plenty of…

Single Going Steady

“I feel like I come off as a crackpot,” local singer-songwriter Brodie Hubbard admits to me. We’re discussing his travails as a young solo artist in a city that’s not especially conducive to such endeavors. “It’s really easy to make a joke out of me. I’m not a real musician.”…

Shacking Up

Armed with a terrific new album, Pandelirium, Nashville’s Th’ Legendary Shack*Shakers are bringing their greasy, Southern-fried combo of blues, punk, polka and old-school rockabilly — presented live, like a Pentecostal tent revival meets Theater of the Absurd — back to town. We caught up with Shack*Shakers front man/ringleader Colonel J.D…

Hit Makers

Rock stars love to fight each other — not just battles of words, but honest-to-goodness physical beatdowns — almost as much as they love to snort drugs, hump groupies, cash fat checks from the record label, and, oh yeah, write songs. We’re reminded of this fact because Scott Stapp (the…

Asylum Street Spankers

With their rapid-fire subversive stabs, Asylum Street Spankers are like a Family Guy hootenanny. This Austin, Texas, outfit has devoted entire albums to irking the easily offended. Spanker Madness skewered the war on drugs, and Dirty Ditties lived up to its title, producing “The Scrotum Song” (“It’s my wrinkly, crinkly…

Matt Pond PA

The kind of group that exists just beneath the radar, sneaking onto mix tapes and performing as the unknown but charming opener for a wide range of better-known acts, Matt Pond PA has always written great melodies. Formed when the band’s titular head moved from New England to Pennsylvania, the…

Wicked Wisdom

Poker night at the Smith house, November 2004 . . . Jada Pinkett Smith: I see that 25 and raise 500. Abe Vigoda: Whoa, that’s too rich for me! Jackie Chan: Yeah, me too. I’m out. Jada Pinkett Smith: What about you, baby? Will Smith: I wanna keep going with…