Last call at Jonny Noir’s Filthy/Gorgeous Friday at The Biz: The Chloë Sevigny of P-town is off in a grimy nook with her tongue buried deep betwixt the lips of some effed-up same-sex siren, and I’m trying to score one last vodka-Red Bull for the road. I know, I know…
Murder, He Wrote Better than fiction: What a great story by Paul Rubin on “The Case of the Grim Tweaker” (February 2)! When I first looked at it, I thought there was no way that I would read an article that long. Then, before I looked up again, I had…
Once upon a time (okay, about a month ago), there was a woman named Samantha Riggs who so loved Hindi films (otherwise known as Bollywood, India’s global cinematic export) that she staged a tribute, Bollywood Love Rules. Onstage, a chorus of women appeared, wearing traditional saris, and they sang (actually,…
The Bird likes nothing better than seeing locals getting a little national recognition, especially when props don’t involve somebody like Sheriff Joe Arpaio disgracing himself in public. And so this pretend pigeon was pleased when Glendale mom Alice Rubio, who can safely lay claim to being the biggest Howard Stern…
This is a career opportunity for U.S. Attorney Paul Charlton. The 45-year-old Republican prosecutor could be the public servant who restores integrity to elections in Maricopa County. Charlton’s decision to launch a grand jury investigation into the September 2004 District 20 Republican primary and subsequent recount for a state House…
So I’m kickin’ it like a 300-pound Charles Bukowski in the butt-end of the gloriously sleazy Ky’s Place, situated in a shabby strip mall on the northwest corner of 32nd Street and Indian School Road, when One-Eyed Josh decides to pull a Sammy Davis Jr. and show me how he…
Humble Howard It’s Howard’s world; we only live in it: Great article on Howard Stern. Alice Rubio is the perfect example of a Stern fan (“After Shock,” Sarah Fenske, January 26). I also went through withdrawals during the show’s hiatus from “testicle radio” until the show’s arrival on the future…
Dave Uribe reports for duty at 6 a.m. on May 10, a Tuesday. Uribe had been a Phoenix police officer for 22 of his 48 years. He still loved being a street cop in the sprawling Cactus Park precinct, in the west and northwest parts of the city. Every day’s…
As fans of the Vatican and altar boy porn already know, Monsignor Dale Fushek, founder of America’s largest Catholic youth ministry, has been under house arrest for the past several months while he awaits trial on 10 counts of sexual misconduct. What Fushek followers may not know is that Father…
We are inching dangerously close to the point where elections in Arizona can be suspended for an indefinite period of time for the flimsiest of reasons. Claiming to be acting at the request of the U.S. Department of Defense, Secretary of State Jan Brewer is seeking unprecedented authority from the…
“Too bad you’ve switched sides yet again, Jett,” I needle the PHX’s now stud-muffin-exclusive Vanessa Minnillo as we watch a fine, female-filled pair of Apple Bottom jeans sashay past us. “Your home team has the advantage here tonight.” Jett eyeballs the hiney like an alkie at a bottle of Johnny…
Howard’s End Bow to Stern: Thank you for such a well-written story. I have been a loyal Howard Stern listener since I was 16 years old; I am now 39 (“After Shock,” Sarah Fenske, January 26). I moved from New Jersey 14 years ago, and it was very painful to…
I used to think I was a big Howard Stern fan, but that was before I met Alice Rubio. For the past 10 years — the entire time Stern has been on the Phoenix airwaves — Rubio has tuned in to his show, every day, all morning, with rapt attention…
Howard Stern’s departure from free radio was a monthlong advertisement for satellite radio, and so it’s no surprise that subscribers flocked to satellite radio, or that stock in Sirius soared. Nor is it especially surprising that some Best Buys and Circuit Cities locally ran out of Sirius’ S-50, a $300…
Phoenix has scored another national ranking, and The Bird doesn’t mean Mr. Blackwell’s “Best Dressed” list, either. According to a list compiled by the National Coalition for the Homeless and the National Law Center on Homelessness and Poverty, Phoenix is number 17 among the 20 “meanest” cities in the nation…
Show us the ballots! That’s the only way to get to the bottom of a raging scandal that started with an obscure 2004 Republican primary election in the Ahwatukee Foothills and is now entangling six prominent Republican officials. Speaker of the Arizona House Jim Weiers, Senate President Ken Bennett, Secretary…
Published online January 25, 2006, 5:02 p.m. MST The search for the fugitive leader of the fundamentalist Mormon church escalated when FBI agents entered the Colorado City, Arizona-based sect’s packed meeting hall during a church-related function to serve grand jury subpoenas. The January 14 raid on church property was the…
Electile Dysfunction A fool and his votes are soon parted: What a fiasco has resulted from Arizona Republican officials trying to block even one of their own state senators from checking out what went wrong in an election! What is wrong with these fools? As Rick Barrs wrote (a href=”/Issues/2006-01-12/news/barrs.html”>”Rocking…
The crucial District 20 ballots that have become the centerpiece of a mushrooming election scandal are not in the Maricopa County Treasurer’s vault as apparently required by state law. Instead, I have discovered that the 17,000 ballots are stashed away in an unguarded, un-air-conditioned warehouse west of Sky Harbor Airport…
Letting a couple of cops off the hook after they beat the hell out of a Mexican national isn’t enough for County Attorney Andy Thomas. And he’s not content with declining to press charges against a white vigilante who drew down on Mexicans at a rest stop. Or with collaring…
Artists in Residences Capital “A”-holes: There are Artists (with a capital A), and then there are artists. Unfortunately, The Bird paints them all with a very broad brush (“Those Crazy Artists,” The Bird, Robrt L. Pela, December 29). Everyone has to start somewhere, but in every vocation there is a…
It’s a Saturday evening in late November on the border of Phoenix and Glendale. The scent of barbecue drifts through the brisk air on a residential street just north of Camelback Road. All seems quiet at the moment in this working-class neighborhood. But just after 10 p.m., two cars turn…
