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Artwork Exposed Taking offense: I am continually surprised by the lack of decency prevalent in society. Today, upon arriving at work, I was unable not to notice the cover of your most recent newspaper (“Degas Uncovered,” Stephen Lemons, March 18). While I have become somewhat accustomed to seeing similar works…

Jesus Christ Rap Superstar

Jesus raps a bit like Tupac. Not in the content of his lyrics, of course — he devotes his rhymes to condemning the vices of thug life, unlike ‘Pac, who lived and died by them. But his delivery is definitely West Coast, his meter precise and masculine like a gangster…

Blast From the Past

Connie Thompson was livid about my recent column reporting that she had lied by failing to disclose a felony arrest record on an application leading to her appointment to a powerful state regulatory board. In a widely circulated e-mail to people she thinks are her supporters that was forwarded to…

Stupid Party Tricks

Don’t expect Walter Winfield to ever attend another office Christmas party. In December 2000, Winfield was a top salesman at Auto Trade Center and the only African American at the car remarketing firm, then based in Scottsdale. His superiors celebrated his success by mocking him at the company Christmas party,…

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Through the Years A real old-timer: Hey, I go way back with New Times. I am looking at Volume Two, Number One, in my archives and indeed beside the roast I received for the 100-year storm that wiped out the Summers End Festival, the headlines and a Michael Lacey review…

Thug Love

Cheers to Mayor Phil Gordon for moving to seize control of downtown Phoenix’s rehabilitation from a corporate cabal controlled by Jerry Colangelo. In public statements and in an interview with New Times recently, Gordon claimed the city won’t rubber-stamp Colangelo’s privately funded, secret master plan for downtown that Disney-esque Jerde…

Safety Meltdown

Dave Misbeek and Silvario Garcia are, by their own admission, anal-retentive guys. They thrive on detailed perfection. They know every letter of the law and follow those letters religiously. They are the kind of guys you would hate to have running your homeowners’ association. But they are precisely the kind…

Mental Wards

A court commissioner has dismissed criminal charges against two men and is likely to drop many other cases because he says the agency providing mental health services to county inmates is failing badly at its job. Commissioner Benjamin Vatz’s recent rulings — which followed six days of little-publicized hearings held…

Speed Queens

The world’s fastest 17-year-old girl summons her teammates to the finish line of Peoria High School’s oval track. It’s the end of a grueling two-hour practice at Peoria High School, on a blustery day in late February. Jessica Onyepunuka, her defending state champion team’s undisputed leader, has worked hard all…

Colangelo Gets His

Hey, have you heard the news about Jerry Colangelo? No, not that he’s trying to sell the Phoenix Suns. Did you know he’s already sold his controlling interest in the Arizona Diamondbacks? That’s right. Jerry Colangelo is no longer the grand master of major league baseball in Arizona. In fact,…

Got Milkshake?

It was eye-popping: Countless teenage bimbettes in low-cut jeans or short pleated skirts and provocative tops. If I had a dollar for every glimpse of skin-glittered ass-cleavage at Britney Spears’ Glendale Arena concert on a recent Wednesday night, I could afford a swimming pool full of Kris, and a set…

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The Need for Speed The fast and the corrected: I would like to correct some misinformation contained in the article “The Fast and the Frustrated” (Jimmy Magahern, March 4). It was reported that Superior Racing Development performed “the high horsepower engine swap and the installation of the nitrous kit” on…

The Fast and the Frustrated

Shane Saunders tugs the brim of his baseball cap, pulling it down tighter over his short red hair, and stares out over the row of turbocharged Corvettes, Vipers and F-body Camaros parked behind the high-performance tuning shop where he works. “Nobody I know says they’re racing tonight,” he says, shaking…

Dangerous Duo

Connie and Mark Thompson aren’t letting ethics, honesty and honorable public service get in the way of boosting the fortunes of the elder care referral business they run from their Tempe office. Instead, they are simply abusing their position of public trust to benefit their private business — even if…

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Political Action That creepy feeling: I’ve gone around and around about these Tempe mayoral candidates (“The Mouth That Should’ve Roared,” John Dougherty, February 26). But I’d prefer not to vote for the obviously ignorant and corrupt one. That’s Dennis Cahill. If Hugh Hallman is bad for Tempe, we’d know it…

Gaybangin’

Ever since blowing into this desiccated town from El Lay’s relatively humid climes, a number of fellow lowlifes have told me about a notorious gangbanger club at 2424 East Thomas that even scares the bejesus out of Phoenix SWAT. Apparently, the nightspot’s also the Saturday after-hours hangout for brown-and-black Phoenix…

The Mouth That Should’ve Roared

I’ve got this creepy feeling about Tempe mayoral candidate Hugh Hallman. I know Tempe desperately needs new leadership at City Hall, and, for many voters, Hallman, a Republican attorney, is the hands-down choice in the hotly contested March 9 election. Hallman scored points with the electorate during his four-year term…

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Though it’s been 15 years since he emigrated from Romania, Florian Salajan’s accent remains thick. Nearly as thick as his chest. With reading glasses on his nose and gray in his hair, Salajan studies a Phoenix police citation sitting on his desk, looks up and denies what police say is…

Statue of Limitations

One evening not long ago, Scott Jacobson was about to get in the shower when he heard a noise outside his front door. Turned out, it was a 300-pound concrete statue of a very large, very white woman wearing a brightly painted lei. Along with his role as the current…

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Thin Skinned White like me: I just finished reading your article on the recent Aryanfest outside of Phoenix and can’t argue with your basic premise that neo-Nazi skinheads, their music, and their lifestyle are easy targets of ridicule (“Barbecue Nations,” Susy Buchanan and David Holthouse, February 19). I myself find…

Freaknik Flossin’

All you P-town ballers grab a pencil and take notes: Kreme and Jett don’t go anywhere before 10 p.m. Maybe if the Legislature ever gets off its ass and ups the drinking cutoff to 2 a.m., like most non-Mormon-inspired metropolises, then I can finally trade up to 11 p.m. In…

The New Racism

You gotta be careful with hip-hop. The members of Impact, a student dance club at Millennium High School in Goodyear, knew that. Last October, club members put together a mix tape of various artists. They used beats from this rapper, lyrics from that one, and made a dance routine every…