Federal Inquiry

The U.S. Department of Justice is investigating conditions at the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections, ADJC Director David Gaspar announced in a June 18 memo to employees. ADJC officials refused to discuss details of the investigation, but George Weisz, deputy chief of staff and crime advisor to Governor Jane Hull,…

Dead Man Talking

Death-row inmate Robert Comer says he’s “regained control” of his life, an ironic choice of words in light of a judge’s decision last week to allow his execution to proceed. U.S. District Court Judge Roslyn Silver’s ruling came almost three months after she heard testimony concerning Comer’s current mental state…

Brown Out

Franklin Brown, whose controversial account of being ambushed and shot on Lower Buckeye Road in July 2000 once won him honors as one of America’s “Top Cops,” is no longer with the Phoenix Police Department. Phoenix Police Sergeant Randy Force confirms that the department considers Brown to have resigned because…

Self-destructive pathology vs. personal transformation

Fan Mail Diamond in the rough: Thanks for the good piece about our champion Arizona Diamondbacks (“Pitcher Perfect,” Paul Rubin, June 20). It was a story back in 1999 about Buck Showalter that turned me on to “the free paper with all the advertising.” I appreciate the occasional sports piece…

Pitcher Perfect

Chuck Kniffin steps out of the Arizona Diamondbacks dugout into the late-morning sunshine. The team’s new pitching coach is accompanied by Randy Johnson, one of baseball’s most towering figures, physically and by way of achievement. It’s mid-May, early in the season, and Johnson wants to tweak his pitching windup, to…

Apocalypse How?

Imagine the western United States without power for six months. No computers, no phones, no air-conditioning, no refrigeration, no manufacturing, no American Idol. The devastation to the U.S. economy would make September 11 look like a fender-bender. Al-Qaida likely has the technology and know-how to make this nightmare real, says…

Fear, Facts and Fruitcake

Sexual Tension Low blow: As always when portraying a controversial figure or group, I see the New Times has apparently managed to dredge up an extreme critic of Ina Gregory’s Quodoushka workshops in the course of writing its feature article on Harley Reagan (“Sacred Orgasm,” Susy Buchanan, June 13). I’m…

Sacred Orgasm

Lucy didn’t pay $1,200 and fly across the country just to watch naked strangers in cowboy hats probe their anuses. A widow and business owner from the Deep South, Lucy says that, since her husband’s death, she has been fascinated with spirituality and is intent on exploring a variety of…

We Are the World

Years ago, The Spike went to Haiti. En route, The Spike met Sammy From Miami, who owned both a wig factory and a large villa in Port-au-Prince. Sammy was well-known in the casino at the Royal Haitian Hotel, an oasis of jet-setting opulence in the midst of a city of…

Strike Out

July 4. Independence Day. At Bank One Ballpark, the World Series champs will take on home-run king Barry Bonds and his San Francisco Giants in a battle of National League titans. Forty-five thousand fans, easy. Forty-five thousand suckers, easy. Suckers? What other sort of spineless sots would let their lovers…

Getting down–and dirty–at Nita’s Hideaway

Hidden Agenda Pickin’ problem: Gee, where were the picket signs and holier-than-thou shouts from the members of Tri-City Baptist when Dr. Ralph Stanley played at Nita’s Hideaway recently? (“Deathbed Conversion,” Darren Keast, June 6) I didn’t realize that he was a degenerate, a bad influence on me, not to mention…

Romancing the Genome

Richard Mallery is a master of the art of the deal. A Fullbright Scholar and Stanford Law graduate, Mallery is entranced with the power of words and the allure of drama. “I’m a fuzzy who deals in metaphors,” Mallery says, employing a term used at Stanford to describe liberal arts…

A Privates Matter

Rebecca Kastl wraps her long fingers around a coffee mug and lifts a latte to her lips. The steaming brew fogs her glasses, for a moment obscuring her sky-blue eyes. Kastl, 34, is articulate and bookish, but she’s no geek. Currently working as a network engineer, she is serenely confident…

Needle in the Hayworth

The Spike recently stumbled across another good reason (like we need one) to trade in J.D. Hayworth for someone who actually has a lick of sense. Turns out the Republican congressman is hawking “official” J.D. Hayworth schlock on his campaign Web site. Like the Official J.D. Hayworth T-shirt. At $15,…

The Fine Art of Alienation

Church BusinessSex, lies and the Catholic Church: Thank you for your continued excellent reporting on the past and current state of affairs in Bishop O’Brien’s office (“Blame Game,” Robert Nelson, May 30). As a member of the church, I must tell you that the depth of the continued sanctimonius deceit,…

Scales of Injustice

Hangin’ County Attorney Rick Romley has a message to any citizen who gets behind the wheel of a vehicle: If you accidentally injure someone, you’ll do hard time. If you accidentally injure a cop, you’ll do double hard time. If you recklessly injure someone and you are a cop, chill…

The Last Days of Gold Bar

Jeff Newton is looking for office space. Nothing fancy, just a table and chairs, a good desk lamp and a caramel double-shot latte waiting when he walks in the door. For the past four years — nearly every night since January, when he quit his waiter job at Olive Garden…

The Danger Zone

The new message recorded on the information line at Duncan Family Farms is straightforward, but veiled. “Due to operational issues outside of our control, we are temporarily suspending activities in our farm yard. Our farming operation is continuing as usual; this suspension is only for the farm yard activities.” Given…

Creative Movement

The Metropolitan Arts Institute, downtown Phoenix’s well-regarded charter arts school, will be moving to new digs in the middle of the school year. The school is being forced out as part of the city and landlord Jim Kaufman’s plans to preserve historic buildings at the former Phoenix Union High School…

Blame Game

As most bishops nationwide begin digging themselves out from the avalanche of priest sex scandals, Bishop Thomas O’Brien seems intent on digging himself deeper. O’Brien’s latest outrage of many stems from a column I wrote three weeks ago about two women’s accusations of sexual misconduct by Father Patrick Colleary, an…

We’re talkin’ Football

Coaching StrategyThe good guys: I just wanted to thank you for a great column regarding the so-called “abuse” scandal at Mountain View High School (“Ode to Coach Busken,” Robert Nelson, May 23). As a former Toro (Coach Parker era), it was nice to see another viewpoint other than the trash…