Bully for Us!

The Prescott anti-bully organization Safe Schools, Safe Students is no longer in operation.Rod and Mary Beaumont had touted the organization as a national, nonprofit bully-fighting group in desperate need of money to cope with the deluge of calls it received (“Fighting Bullies,” Laura Laughlin, February 8). National and local media,…

Letters

A Little GameyGame over: It is hard to discuss the disappointment I feel after reading your article about Evil Ed and his representation of gamers (“Evil Empire,” James Hibberd, March 22). It made all gamers look bad, not just the 40-year-old drunken loser who was featured. If you wanted to…

Flashes

Dun-derheadsYou’ve got to spend money to make money. Just ask the folks at Maricopa County who decided recently to appeal a $1,144.19 judgment issued against the county in U.S. Bankruptcy Court. Terry Dake, the attorney representing the bankruptcy trustee who won the judgment, calls the county’s action “idiotic.” “They’ll easily…

Devil Fish

In frigid waters north of Japan, in the Sea of Okhotsk, fewer than 100 Western Pacific gray whales, until recently thought vanished from the planet, feed each summer. Imagine scientists’ excitement at discovering this lost tribe — and their dismay that their research is intertwined with massive oil and gas…

Dying Breeds

Whoever said man is the most dangerous game never hunted gray whales. More than twice the size of the largest great white sharks, they grow to be 50 feet long and can weigh 80,000 pounds. Highly intelligent and communicative, gray whales are typically docile toward humans, if not playfully curious…

Custom Fit

Arizona’s highest-ranking U.S. Customs Service official is on leave, pending the outcome of an internal investigation into allegations she assaulted a customs employee.Awilda Villafane, who has been the special agent in charge of Arizona’s customs office since 1994, is accused of confronting Sharon Sue Penrod, who does budgeting for the…

Letters

Mr. EdNo-win situation: Ed is not evil. He is just a rude, and sometimes violent drunk (“Evil Empire,” James Hibberd, March 22). He is a cancer in the Arizona gamer scene. Out of the many positive people and organizations, you picked the most negative persona of them all.The current adolescent…

Auto Erratic

SunCor is known within the real estate industry for its integrity and fairness. Our tenants and buyers are treated as partners, and we are dedicated to providing lasting value they can depend upon. — From SunCor Web site Duplicity is a dangerous game, especially when Michael Manning is in the…

Flashes

Home InvasionOwing to the NCAA playoffs and the Academy Awards, Sunday dawns a big TV day for the Flash. All other pursuits are discarded.The Flash is a bit perturbed when one regular hoops-watching pal — we’ll call him Paul — skips the Flash’s gig in favor of another. Paul is…

The Final Straw

“I know if I had shut up, they probably would have ruled it an accident.” — Brian Eftenoff to New Times a month before Phoenix police arrested him on a charge of murdering his wife Moments after testifying in the quirky murder trial of Ahwatukee salesman Brian Eftenoff, Dr. Stephen…

Evil Empire

Evil Ed leans forward in his chair. He sips his Cuervo shot, then sips his Budweiser, puffs his cigarette, and considers the girl. “I want to be the hero,” he tells her. “I want to save the world.” “When I’m online playing Unreal Tournament against some guy in Tokyo, I’m…

Land Sakes!

When it comes to the outdoors, Bruce Babbitt and Bill Clinton couldn’t be more different. The former Secretary of the Interior is a connoisseur of nature — a hiker, a biker, a camper, a guy more comfortable amidst the rattlesnakes that inhabit his native Arizona desert than the variety that…

Sloshed Cause

Since Chez Nous first opened for business nearly 40 years ago, thousands of Phoenicians have gotten hammered inside the glitzy, smoke-choked cocktail lounge. Now, it looks like it’s finally the bar’s turn to get smashed. Pending the results of a city rezoning hearing next month, the snazzy watering hole at…

Don’t Take a Hike

As a teacher of inner-city kids, Osborn Middle School P.E. instructor Kevin Cherilla hoped his Mount Everest expedition would bring a message about challenge back to his students.Especially since the trip aims to place the first blind mountain climber, Erik Weihenmayer, atop the highest peak in the world. When Weihenmayer,…

Arson Exclusive

The Preserves arsonist apparently hasn’t ended his campaign.An arson task force investigator told New Times that a new note purportedly from the arsonist was discovered at a home construction site on North Arroya Grande Drive. The note was found by residents near the North Phoenix Mountains Preserve, Phoenix Police Sergeant…

Fid Life Crisis

The onetime godmother of Arizona’s private fiduciary industry will be going to prison for stealing money from clients over a period of several years.Nancy Etta Elliston pleaded guilty in Maricopa County Superior Court on March 7 to “illegal control of an enterprise,” a felony that carries a term of at…

Letters

Museum Piece Arty fact: In Edward Lebow’s recent article “Artistic Differences” (March 15), a former Scottsdale Cultural Council board member states: “Last month Susan Stamberg did a piece on Turrell for National Public Radio, and plugged the show. This month, I hear that the New York Times will probably be…

Race Abater

I find Joseph L. Graves Jr. in his windowless office at Arizona State University West. He’s listening to a classic Carlos Santana CD. Shelves crammed with books line the walls. All the literature absorbs and mutes the guitar virtuoso’s signature fretwork.This comfortable cocoon of academe undoubtedly has the same effect…

Flashes

Winging ItThe Flash lives on a high-octane cocktail of testosterone and adrenaline, so he experienced a major energy buzz at last weekend’s Cox Communications Air & Motor Spectacular at Williams Gateway Airport.Jets played chicken and dogfought and blew smoke from their bums. Planes simulated bombing runs and strafing runs and…

Crenshaw Chronicles

Deceptively simple, inherently romantic, and by its very nature obsessed with the past, power pop is a hard thing for most artists to get right. Maybe that’s because the people who helped create it — Buddy Holly, Phil Spector, the Beatles, Brian Wilson — were so damn good at it…

Web Feat

Joe Arpaio has been trying to shut Jim Cozzolino up for the last two years. Last week, the sheriff finally found a way to do it.On March 7, Judge William Anderson granted Arpaio an injunction prohibiting Cozzolino from getting near Arpaio or “by means of telephone, e-mail or other medium,…

Educating Don

When Don Stapley comes to a corner, he cuts it. When he sees a string, he pulls it. A Maricopa County supervisor since 1994, Stapley has never seen a rule that can’t be bent, a law that can’t be skirted, a standard that can’t be doubled, an interest that can’t…