A Season on the Rink

[Derian Hatcher] played only two minutes, 57 seconds, but his hit on Jeremy Roenick was an important action for the captain to take, and it set the physical tone. –Bill Nichols, Dallas Morning News, April 15, 1999 Phoenix Coyotes at Dallas Stars April 14, 1999 The Phoenix Coyotes’ dreams this…

Detention Mounts

While he spends lavishly on new offices, a bulletproof car and new employees to fight cat mutilations, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has so understaffed the county’s jails that inmates are threatened by disease outbreaks, and taxpayers could face new lawsuits. Documents, including duty rosters, sick-call rosters and jail-shift records, show that…

Flashes

Shoot to Thrill Sometimes a New Times piece is so engaging and provocative that it continues to grow in notoriety long after its initial publication. Even if the story is not exactly true. Or at all true. Or completely ridiculous. Such is the case with our April Fool’s “Arm the…

Scammer to Slammer

Disbarred attorney and ex-con Dick Berry stood before federal judge Robert Broomfield on Monday afternoon, trying to talk his way out of jail. Berry’s excuses were the same as they’ve been for more than two years, after Bankruptcy Court officials started coming down on him and his Tempe-based business, People’s…

Sitting Petty

Justice may be blind, but it’s certainly not deaf. At least not in the courtroom of Phoenix Municipal Court Judge Chris Kramer. Last week, Kramer sentenced Bonnie Scherer to 24 hours in Madison Street Jail for talking back. Scherer, 21, is seven months pregnant and a single mother of a…

Sterling Gets Top Award

New Times staff writer Terry Greene Sterling was named Arizona’s Journalist of the Year–marking the fifth straight year a New Times writer has won the honor. Sterling, who also captured the award in 1987 and 1989, won for a 1998 portfolio that included an exhaustive investigation into the Baptist Foundation…

Shafted Again

When it comes to handouts for the mining industry, the Arizona Legislature is a bottomless pit. This year has been no exception. First things first: I’ve got to give the Arizona mining lobby credit. These guys are pros. The dean of dollar-digging at the Capitol is Jim Bush. Bush, Arizona…

Bus Spotting

The incessant monologue of hushed Spanish is the soundtrack to the hypnotic streams of Circle K reds and Burger King yellows that fan passengers crimped on cushioned alloy seats. Above, under phosphorescent light, multilingual signs assert “No Fire Arms” and “Out of Work? Need a Job? Call . . .”…

Clip Joint

I’ve got one for you: Two guys in wraparound shades with “Wetback Power” gang tattoos saunter past a Maricopa County sheriff’s volunteer posse member. Both are openly armed with pistols and combat shotguns. The weekend cop looks ’em over and says, “Have a nice Sunday, guys.” It was all part…

Letters

Grand Stand The attempt to rape the taxpayers of Mesa (sales taxes and recouped taxes) and Arizona (recouped sales taxes) is small potatoes compared to the cost to taxpayers of the control of state, city and county governmental policies by promoters and developers (“House of Cards,” John Dougherty, April 8)…

Murder on Madison: The Norberg Remix

I’m watching a snuff film, and it’s hard-core. The snuffers–there’s a pack of them, male and female–are in uniforms. Scott Norberg, the man who will be killed on film, has blond hair, jeans, no shirt. He is slumped down, back against a wall. He looks confused. It begins. A fat…

Brown Sugar

There’s a story about Suns rookie Gerald Brown that has reached legendary proportions. His parents, Gerald Sr. and Wendelene, believe the incident helped make their son a man. His coach at Carl Hayden High, Argie Rhymes, thinks it made his guard a better player. His friend and high school teammate…

The Keane Mutiny

“Keane paintings are my friends,” gushed actress Joan Crawford. An art critic from the New York Times checked in with a far different opinion, characterizing the couple’s work as “the very definition of tasteless hack work.” Eye or nay, there was no denying that artists Walter and Margaret Keane had…

Pupil Haze

Lynette Bibbee’s museum of maudlin art is not a pretty picture. In one strategically placed lithograph titled “No Dogs Allowed,” a wide-eyed waif and his equally optically overendowed poodle soulfully dare the viewer to look away. Avert your eyes to the print next to it, this one identified as “The…

New Times Music Showcase 1999

In recent months, there’s been a lot written and said about the death of the Tempe scene. Apparently, the sheer accumulation of isolated events (the closing of Gibson’s, the deaths of Brad Singer and Elvis Del Monte, and the record-label woes of the Refreshments, Pistoleros, Pharoahs 2000, and Lo-Watts) has…

New Times Music Showcase 1999 Nominees

MODERN ROCK: 1. LES PAYNE PRODUCT This high-concept dynamic duo–born of a much reviled alt-rock quartet called Crime Dog–occupies a musical space all its own: You could call it minimalist garage funk-pop. Behind their sense of the absurd and fashion unpredictability, though, guitarist James Karnes and drummer Chris Pomerenke are…

Birds of a Feather

Tribune Newspapers Publisher Karen Wittmer and Mesa Mayor Wayne Brown are continuing to squelch key information related to the Arizona Cardinals’ efforts to build a domed stadium in west Mesa. Their behind-the-scenes strategy, launched last summer, has resulted in the Tribune using its editorial pages to strongly support a plan…

Lies and Videotape

For more than two years, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office withheld a videotape that contains key evidence in a multimillion-dollar lawsuit brought by a paraplegic, Richard Post, whose single night strapped to a restraint chair in Madison Street Jail in 1996 caused him permanent neck damage. When the sheriff’s office…

Phone Alone

“There is a phone booth,” goes a story born on the Internet, “in the middle of the desert.” It’s all alone out in the Mojave, a forgotten telephone network anomaly. And there’s this guy, a Tempe resident named Godfrey Daniels, who loves it. He didn’t discover the booth–some letter-writer to…

Flashes

Sam I Am Ticked Scottsdale’s head cheerleader isn’t the most popular girl in the class right now. Mayor Sam Campana, who clawed her way to the top of Arizona’s Outdoor Mall from humble beginnings as a baton twirler in Filer, Idaho, has doubled her negative ratings in a recent, top-secret…

Letters

Up in Arms While reading the April 1 article on Arm the Homeless (“Give Piece a Chance”) by Inda House (she is very good, by the way; I’m looking forward to her next piece), I was inspired to form my own organization to take on another societal problem that also…