Larry Jack’s Second Shot

When the shooting erupted in the living room of the Pueblo Street crackhouse, Larry Jack had just stepped out of the apartment’s bathroom. His babies, a 4-year-old girl and a little boy, just 20-months-old, were splashing in the tub as their mother fussed nearby. At first, the fire from the…

Is John McCain a War Hero?

Craig Willbanks wants you to know that John McCain–former prisoner of war, current senator, White House aspirant–is a traitor, a liar and a wimp. Willbanks and McCain have never met. The senator probably has never heard of this hunched-over, soft-spoken fellow who served two tours of duty in Vietnam as…

Flashes

Closed Government The Arizona Legislature thinks you’re an idjet. Yeah, you. Specifically you, sitting there, sipping your (insert name of tasty beverage here) and leafing through these pages. Your legislators think you’re dumber than a bag of hammers, stupider than a dazed Dalmation, a rook short of a chess set,…

Joe’s Spies

For six months, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has ordered one of his employees to spy on a key member in the election campaign of Tom Bearup, the only announced candidate seeking to unseat Arpaio in 2000. The wife of a deputy who has performed that surveillance has come forward, and her…

Oh, You Kid!

Improper food storage! Clogged sinks! Insect residue! Tagging along with county restaurant health inspectors, KTVK-TV Channel 3’s crack news team regularly brings viewers horrifying footage of what’s really going on in Valley galleys. But right under its own nose, the station’s kitchen-cam crew has somehow missed what appears to be…

Bilingual Blues

Kids in Maria Jimenez’s fourth grade class at Valley View School in South Phoenix sit at tables reading and discussing books in both Spanish and English, depending on which language their books are written in. It’s a bilingual class. Nearly all of the children are Hispanic, most of them from…

Civil Libertines

Ronald Roe is a wife-swapper. The 31-year-old psychiatric case worker for a Valley hospital enjoys, on frequent occasion, watching his wife copulate with other men. And Ronald’s wife, a software engineer, fondly encourages him to have sex with other men’s wives, usually while she’s in the same room, having sex…

That Would Be You, Mr. Chief Justice

It’s rare for an appellate judge to speak publicly about any pending case, much less one that may end up in his court someday. So it made for a good news story on February 26 when the chief justice of the Arizona Supreme Court invoked a high-profile South Phoenix gang-rape…

Flashes

A Developing Theme Just when we think Arizona legislators have become the biggest sluts imaginable, along comes word of another corporate gang bang. Consequently, the Flash has learned never to underestimate our lawmakers’ capacity to give state tax dollars to private interests–funds that are replaced in the state budget by…

Bathroom Reading

The main branch of the Phoenix Public Library was recently forced to rid its collection of more than 2,000 books–all of them dirty. But before hollering “censorship,” gentle reader, be advised that the villain of this particular piece isn’t a cultural bluenose. The real culprit? The unknown vandal who’s believed…

Cowboy Karaoke

On Greenway near 19th Avenue, just north of the Chino Bandido’s Takee Outee Chinese and Mexican Food and across the street from Turf Mobile Manor trailer court, the Cadillac Cowboy Club free stands in a fading strip-mall lot. It is the sort of shopping center that serves as a traditional…

Sole Survivor

There isn’t but 120 pounds to Howard Youngblood, and every single ounce of the young black man is torqued with anxiety. He is one of four people who shared a home on East Chipman Street in South Phoenix. His roommates, Man-man, Dink and Mookie, as well as a visitor, Rolanda,…

Letters

Gummer of Love This letter is to thank New Times and Paul Rubin for finally printing the true story about my daughter, Lorraine De Jongh Gamble, and her husband, Edward Gamble (“Olden Opportunity,” March 4). Previously, much of what was mentioned concerning them was trash, based solely upon sensationalism. No…

Fare Game

Frank Leyvas had barely asked his passenger, “Where to?” when the cops, like a black cloud in their raid gear, stormed his cab. An officer aimed a rifle at his head. Leyvas ducked under the dash as bullets tore through the car’s rear windshield–and his passenger’s skull. Moments later, Leyvas’…

Wordstock Nation

The inventor of the granddaddy of all word games was a man by the name of Butts. Maybe that’s why hard-core Scrabble aficionados have such a healthy respect for double entendres–and particularly those that cross triple-word squares. “Nice rack,” mutters one player as he looks over a fellow player’s shoulder…

One Way Out

Jan Solomon made two huge mistakes in early 1997. First, the Scottsdale man–then 57–resumed a romance with a woman he had dated when both were in their teens. Trouble was, both were married. Second, he attempted to hire someone to kill his paramour’s husband. Luckily, the would-be hit man contacted…

Flashes

Mean Streets Two national traffic research groups proclaimed last week that Phoenix is one of the deadliest places in the U.S. to drive, prompting the Flash to shoot the irregular “No Shit, Sherlock, Award” to the boys in D.C. who just figured this out. The Road Information Program–or TRIP, no…

Shadow of a Doubt

On February 23, Michael Shoemaker, 20, was sentenced to one year in jail and three years probation for his part in a fatal knife fight at Paradise Valley Mall in 1995. His accomplice, Gregory Acevedo, went to trial in 1997, and was sentenced to consecutive sentences of six years in…

Squeeze Play

A major contractor for Bank One Ballpark has gone to court to obtain construction records for the $360 million stadium. Perini/McCarthy contends that the Maricopa County Stadium District is refusing to release monthly construction reports prepared by the ballpark’s construction manager, Huber, Hunt & Nichols Inc. Perini filed suit against…

Letters

Bustin’ Asteroids The article by Tony Ortega (“Eclipsed,” February 25) has a devious distortion of an interview. Our LINEAR colleagues have been reporting on their detectors for the U.S. Air Force for more than a decade, freely and in detail. I told Ortega this, and I told him all of…

Scott Free

Walter Lorimor is the Polluter Extraordinaire of the West Valley. He’s owned three illegal dumps since 1980, according to a very thick file at the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ). City and state regulators say he’s broken lots of laws, and for three years they’ve tried to get him…

Finnigan’s Work

Open since 1953, Durant’s restaurant and lounge on Central evokes a Phoenix that exists today only in the memory. A Phoenix where a freeway out of town was but a dream. Where a crosstown drive at midnight would reveal nary a set of oncoming headlights, and a DUI was as…