License to Steal

When Dana Weick decided to register his car online earlier this month, he had no reason to suspect that his credit-card number, its expiration date and his home address would be made available to the public. Weick expected a Web site affiliated with the government and run by IBM would…

Ticket to Deride

The nature of this column demands that I begin by explaining my reason for writing it. I have written before about abuses of power by police and courts, and now I’m going to write about it again. But in this case the victim was me, and I want to state…

Letters

Hogan’s a Hero As an advocate with the Arizona Center for Law in the Public Interest, I had the good fortune to work for Tim Hogan during his tenure as executive director. Tim is as described by Michael Kiefer in his article (“Timely Tim,” April 9). He is also a…

The Moneychangers

Chartered to raise funds for religious charities, the Baptist Foundation of Arizona and its web of subsidiaries have neglected good works in favor of financing real-estate empires for insiders, investing in highly speculative land deals and lavishing generous salaries, offices and automobiles on staff. While giving a pittance in philanthropic…

Second Helpings

Organicide: If you’re one of the growing number of folks who makes a point of buying organic produce, the news is grim. For more than 20 years, through no-nonsense state laws and rigorous, independent third-party certification, organic growers have kept careful control over what can and cannot be called organic…

I Totally Object

Central High School’s ringer is coming down with the flu. Albert Cho is ingesting fluids as quickly as he can, but it isn’t doing much good. In the big competition tomorrow, he knows he’ll be in the grips of a fever. Even healthy, Cho would hardly be intimidating. The slight…

An analyst’s view of BFA

In order to understand the audited financial statements published annually by the Baptist Foundation of Arizona, New Times hired Robert Mroz of Barrington Consulting Group, Inc., a national firm that specializes in financial analysis and forensic accounting investigations. Mroz, a vice president of the firm, is based in Phoenix. The…

The Foundation Speaks

On March 23, the Baptist Foundation of Arizona hand-delivered a letter to New Times in response to written questions. The letter, signed by Chairman of the Board Berry Norwood and BFA President William Crotts, included an introductory section, which is printed here: This letter is the written response of the…

Flashes

He’s Not Joking Sheriff Joke Arpaio’s crack PR staff can’t get the Crime Avenger out of the publicity tailspin of the past few months. After years of doing his cheerleading, the mainstream media have begun to portray him accurately, as a blowhard whose jail innovations are more effective at getting…

All Abort!

The legal skirmish between a local pro-life group and the City of Phoenix is now in the hands of a federal appeals court. Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Byron White heard arguments about the city’s bus advertisement policy on March 12 as part of a three-judge panel of the Ninth…

BOB Doesn’t Get With This Program

Economic development. Downtown revitalization. A big league city. The Bank One Ballpark was rammed down the public’s gagging throats with the promise of this and much more. Everyone would benefit from the rain of dollars created by the $356 million stadium, from the sole proprietor to the corporate titans, promoters…

Blade Runner

The girl is 12, but looks older. She wasn’t born here, but she’s American. She sounds like an American. She left Nigeria when she was an infant, and has no memories of the place. She attends school in Phoenix. Xaviera Makinde has a long, thin body, large eyes and a…

Letters

What’s Up, DOC? In your recent article “Custody Battle” (Chris Farnsworth, April 2), you inaccurately describe as a “settlement” the recent agreement between the Department of Corrections and attorneys representing inmates in protective segregation. It was nothing of the sort. Rather, the department and the inmates’ attorneys simply agreed to…

Timely Tim

The bell that House Speaker Jeff Groscost rings to summon legislators back to the House floor sounds alarmingly like a door-chime rendition of the theme from Jeopardy!. At jeopardy on this particular day (some weeks ago) is the school-finance bill, and the esteemed House members are hammering out its final…

Junkeez for Life

Joe Valiente, 27, professional rapper, takes a long hit from a short joint and peels back a window curtain in the rear lounge of his luxury tour bus. Ten feet away, on a grimy sidewalk in downtown El Paso, a line forms along the brick edifice of Club 101. Whooosh…

Fiddling With the Roof

The euphoria sweeping through 50,000 fans cheering as the Bank One Ballpark’s roof retracted on opening day to unveil a crisp night sky splattered with fireworks came only after a $300,000 last-minute modification to the sensitive roof mechanism. No one with the massive construction project knows whether the latest fix…

Flashes

Words Are Real Hard KNXV-TV Channel 15, dutifully participating in the colossal hype given to Bank One Ballpark last week, ran a quick story on opening day about the equitable ratio of women’s to men’s toilets at the facility. Unless the Flash’s eyes were dazzled by the beauty of anchor…

The Law’s Man

Randy Wakefield won vindication in Justice Court last Thursday, when a judge dismissed criminal charges against the veteran county prosecutor. Phoenix city prosecutors failed to convince Judge Sam Goodman that Wakefield had broken grand jury secrecy laws when he told a family member about an investigation involving his son, Craig…

City As Savior?

Facing demolition just a month ago, the Desert Crest retirement community may be saved from razing after all. So why aren’t its octogenarian residents celebrating? The elderly renters at Desert Crest are pinning their hopes on a buyer who proposes to keep the retirement home running. But they know it’s…

Letters

Jerry’s Skids Deborah Laake’s “Our Hero” piece (March 26) on Jerry Colangelo was a masterful piece of writing. It’s the only truly objective piece I’ve ever seen on the subject. Very fair, very interesting. T. Arthur Meyers Scottsdale I enjoyed your article on Jerry Colangelo. I think it was as…

Take Me Out of the Ballgame

Seamus McCaffrey is a man who loves sport. He loves it so much that he once moved to another country to see a soccer team. As you read this, the Phoenix publican and noted Irishman is in Glasgow, Scotland, watching that team–Celtic Football Club–play at Ibrox Park. It’s to be…

Dome Luck

“I’m having a terrible life,” said Colin. The two ladies who heard his lament burst into strangled hoots. Unlike some you might point to, this pair of women were not entirely insensitive to a man’s pain. One was even his mother. But Colin is only 5 years old. Naturally he…