He’s guilty, he’s out of office, and he’s out of the country. The mainstream press last saw our fraudulent former governor getting off a plane in Miami. Speculation about his whereabouts is rampant. New Times has learned that Fife employed a series of ingenious disguises to give the slip to…
So That’s How She Got Her Job! A reader grateful that the Flash featured KPNX-TV Channel 12 anchor Jineane Ford’s role as a scantily clad, stuttering bimbo in 1983’s Chattanooga Choo Choo recently volunteered videotape of another local TV journalist doing her all for the sake of entertainment. The tape…
In April, the state auditor general released a report saying that the State Land Department was asleep on the job, allowing ranchers to renew grazing leases without putting them out to competitive bid, and virtually giving away northeast Phoenix and north Scottsdale to developers. Then, in late July, Superior Court…
Early Sunday afternoon, Phoenix. The real world is the same as ever. On the west side, a woman I know comes home from work and finds that someone has tried to break into her house. The two deadbolts on her door stopped the would-be intruder. The gun she keeps in…
Guilt Trip I really was impressed with Michael Lacey’s editorial on Fife Symington (“Long May He Serve,” September 11). He laid it out the way my friends and co-workers have been discussing it on a day-to-day basis. The saddest part is Eddie Basha and our new governor’s remarks that Symington…
Los Portones doesn’t look that different from all the other beige subdivisions sprouting from the desert of northeast Scottsdale. Lying just north of Pinnacle Peak Road, homes in the 100-unit complex are priced from the low- to mid-$100,000s. Mesquite trees and cactuses flourish in small, neatly landscaped front yards. In…
Maricopa County continued pumping cancer-causing toxins into the ground for four years after the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality warned it to stop. The county Board of Supervisors and top administrators were aware that an oil/water separator at a fuel-storage site discharged–probably illegally–pollutants into a dry well on the property,…
Jean Morrell is finally getting an investigation into Browning-Ferris Industries’ medical-waste incinerator. It only took years of asking, a car chase involving her nephew, and two New Times staffers’ being detained by Maricopa County security guards. Morrell has been trying to get regulators’ attention about the BFI incinerator at the…
Sticking By His Guns The following messages were left in rapid succession for the editor of this rag. The caller complains about columnist Barry Graham’s August 21 piece “Assailing,” about the shooting of Maricopa County Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox, and Graham’s September 4 piece “Absence of Palace,” about Princess Di’s…
For more than 20 years, people around the world have participated in Amnesty International’s letter-writing campaigns to protest mistreatment of prisoners by repressive foreign governments. Following investigations into allegations of prisoner abuse, the organization calls upon its volunteers to send mountains of mail to petty dictators and sadistic jailers. Sheriff…
The story of the recent murder of a young west Phoenix couple has become an Elmore Leonard novel, with its bounty hunters and police snitches and thieves and aspiring ninjas and murderers and strippers. On September 13, in the latest chapter, Maricopa County Attorney Richard Romley made a jolting announcement:…
Ma Teresa’s joined the mob Unhappy with her full-time job. –Primitive Radio Gods Two weeks ago, this column examined the mass hysteria surrounding the death of Princess Diana. I suggested that her death was no more relevant or tragic than anyone else’s. The response to that column was like nothing…
It Takes a Fife An objective observation by a 40-year Associated Press editor in three countries, now retired: A wonderful job New Times has done in covering the Symington condition. All honest Arizonans should feel pride that freedom of the press is still in the hands of us all. Dan…
Editor’s note: In 1994, New Times printed Volume I of “The Best of Fife.” The New and Improved Volume II incorporates the best of Volume I while adding all of Fife’s greatest accomplishments since. And it’s fat-free. The Early Years Best Pedigree: J. Fife Symington III What can we say?…
J. Fife Symington III moved to Arizona more than two decades ago to escape the long shadow of his influential, wealthy Maryland family. “I’m not beholden to my past out here,” Symington explained in 1984 while trying to drum up support for his ill-fated Camelback Esplanade. But Symington has corruption…
The Symington trial, as seen through the eyes of Mary Jane Cotey Editor’s note: New Times has obtained a diary kept by Mary Jane Cotey, the juror excused during Governor J. Fife Symington III’s criminal trial. Cotey was excused August 19 after the judge determined she was unwilling or unable…
Commentators gnashed their teeth and wrung their hands when Governor J. Fife Symington III was convicted last week on seven felony counts, but the rest of us rather enjoyed ourselves. I mean, before Symington, who amongst us could actually say we knew a bank robber? Yet we all know the…
Live and Let Di Barry Graham’s “Absence of Palace” (September 4) sounds more like a grown man with a giant chip on his shoulder because he grew up as “white trash.” His column calling Princess Diana everything from airhead to media whore infuriates me! He also goes on to say…
The bailiff read the jury’s verdict: Defendant John Fife Symington III was guilty on seven counts of fraud. Last Wednesday, as Judge Roger Strand began wrapping up the most important white-collar-fraud trial in Arizona history, the governor was impassive. Still as a rock, Symington listened to Judge Strand announce his…
We’ve been fretting for nearly a week, waiting for a verdict that never came. Now it’s late on Wednesday morning, and without warning it’s announced that the verdict will come in today. The judge has decided to throw out the 11 counts the jury can’t agree on, and go with…
I know that you, the reading, voting, taxpaying public, have many questions regarding the fate of our fallen governor, J. Fife Symington III. Some of these questions are profound. Others are profane. As a public service, I will employ the handy Arizona Republic-style Q and A format to address a…
The message from the president was not memorable, an obligatory platitude on the occasion of the judge’s retirement, a well-deserved thanks for 36 years of service to his country, but it brought tears to the old man’s eyes. “I have a tendency to cry on certain occasions,” the judge said…
