THE SOURING INFERNO

At six o’clock on the evening of July 7, a Friday, James Witt was standing on a boulder in his front yard near the corner of Alma School and Dynamite roads in north Scottsdale, looking for the signs of a lightning strike one of his house guests had seen from…

PENSION APPREHENSION

Practically every month, 85-year-old Edith Christy hightails it down Central Avenue in her Ford Taurus, parks in the underground garage of the Norwest Tower and rides the elevator up to the headquarters of the Arizona State Retirement System just in time for the pension fund’s board meetings. Like dozens of…

HOOKED ON PHOENIX

You can see something a million times before an epiphanous truth hits you, and this is what slammed into my consciousness as I switched on the TV the other day: Andy and Opie. You know what, and whom, I’m talking about. The theme, more familiar than “The Star-Spangled Banner,” and…

FLASHES

Earth to Joe Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has gained international fame for his harsh treatment of criminals. Just ask him. Last week that fame earned Arpaio ten minutes of face-to-face with Tom Snyder, the guffawing host of CBS’s Late, Late Show. Arpaio assured Snyder he was a straight-shootin’, coffee-,…

CLOSE TO THE VESPA

The mad scientist of scooterdom is a little guy in shorts by the name of Bob Darnell. In truth, he is not so little–maybe five feet nine or ten, possibly five feet eight, he’s not exactly sure–but he seems small in the diminutive, oil-spattered world he’s created from an old…

FLASHES, 8-10

A Big Day for Tree-Hugging Squirrels The University of Arizona has absorbed another blow to its ten-year effort to build the world’s largest optical telescope on Mount Graham in southeastern Arizona. The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has rejected the university’s appeal of an April ruling requiring UofA to…

PRINGLES äBER ALLES

I came home one night last week and there were two German girls in my house. One was sleeping on the living-room couch. The other was in the backyard drinking one of my Rolling Rocks. And when I say German girls, I mean as in “from Germany.” Monika and Katrin,…

INSIDER CONNECTIONSA MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR PUBLIC PENSION FUND CAN BE A READY SOURCE OF FINANCING–IF YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE

Golf courses. Clubhouses. Swimming pools. “Active adults” enjoying the good life in their golden years. This is the vision the developers have for 2,200-acre PebbleCreek Golf Resort, a new planned retirement community in Goodyear. The developers, SunCor Development Company and various companies operated by the Robson family, are proud of…

NIGHT IN A LOG CABIN

Say what you like about Van Buren, there’s no denying that a leisurely cruise down this crippled street is not without a certain horrific charm. Even beyond the dazzling side show of cheap whores, beyond the tanned, thin, tattooed, shirtless guys emerging from run-down courts and jaywalking into heavy traffic,…

ALMITRA VON WILLCOX SCHLEPPED HERE

Last month, Almitra Von Willcox left her San Diego home and went for a walk. And if all goes according to plan, the freelance photographer won’t return from her stroll until June 3, 2005–the date that the self-styled “Photo Gypsy” hopes to complete a ten-year trek around the world on…

DEATH OF A WHIZ KID

In early June, Sheldon Weiner met with his employees at Family Archive Press, a Phoenix firm that published and telemarketed genealogy books. He said he wanted to respond to an anonymous note someone had dropped into a suggestion box. Tell Shelly to smile more, the note had said. This place…

Flashes

Weasel Alert! As chairman of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, Jim Bruner cast the vote creating a sales tax that will fund a major league baseball stadium downtown. That move contributed to his being trounced in a bid for Congress last year, but don’t feel sorry for Jim. He…

ANATOMY OF A MURDER VICTIM

On a cool night in early November, Muffin Shew left work at the Robinson’s department store in Paradise Valley Mall, like she always did, shortly after 9 p.m. She drove her big, old silver T-bird with the same sense of purpose with which she lived her life, barreling down the…