JACKIE’S FINAL PERFORMANCE

For Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, the spirit of Camelot never died. But we went too far. We deified Jackie. No one understood her exalted status after the president’s funeral better than she did. It was an event she had successfully orchestrated. She knew that from that point on, no one would…

CASUAL CONFLICTS

In March 1989, freshman Representative Robert “Bob” Burns, Republican-Glendale, was better known at the Arizona State Capitol as a lobbyist than as a lawmaker. Before his election to the House of Representatives, Burns, who then owned two child-care centers in the Valley, had been a ferocious advocate for the Arizona…

WHEN A SENATOR WORKS FOR A LOBBYING FIRM

When the chieftains at the Arizona law-and-lobby firm Fennemore Craig learned in 1992 that their partner Marc Spitzer intended to run for the state Senate, red flags unfurled. Could Spitzer serve in a legislature whose decisions were influenced by his own firm’s lobbyists? Fennemore Craig maintains a hefty roster of…

BUSINESS AS USUAL

When the wind blows in Bisbee, some little children run indoors. It’s simply too dangerous for them to breathe the air in this old, southeastern Arizona mining town, says Anjelika Johnson, a Bisbee travel agent and the mother of a 12-year-old girl. The wind blows gritty chunks of dirt and…

YOU CAN’T JUDGE A BUDGET BY ITS COVER

Maricopa County’s finances may be in shambles, but the county’s budget apparently still looks great on paper. Even though it is more than $100 million in debt, has laid off hundreds of employees and is scrambling to dig its way out of the hole, the county won a national award…

CHARLES, NOT IN CHARGE

There are a few moments when the mask of the professional athlete is snatched away. One such moment is immediately after a decisive defeat. On Sunday, the Suns players trudged single file underneath the stands to the dressing room. Their heads were down. Their faces were grim. No smiles. No…

THE FAMILY TRAP

Two friends were fishing one day when an infant floated by. One of the fishermen jumped into the water, grabbed the baby and handed it to his friend. Another infant soon floated by. The same fisherman saved her. Then, a whole group of drowning infants floated past. The rescuer again…

THE SCOOP ON THE POOP ON THE BIG HOUSE

Dave Roth brought a friend to the New Times offices, a demure little pigeon he calls Tootsie. He set her on a desk and she strutted around, nodding her head as if in agreement with Roth’s thoughts about pigeon control at the Madison Street Jail. Roth has started a heated…

DAM EXPENSIVE

When it finally opens early next year, the new visitors center at Hoover Dam promises to be a classy affair, a three-story marvel rising from the canyon wall with sweeping views of the dam and of Lake Mead. All for a mere $119 million. That staggering price tag for the…

REMEMBERING A BRUSH WITH EVIL

There was nothing unusual about John Gacy’s brick bungalow. I had seen thousands just like it all over the Chicago area. But Gacy’s house at 8213 Summerdale, near O’Hare International Airport, held a horrifying and sickening secret. To create the events that took place there under cover of darkness would…

The Color of Monet

Beneath an unassuming building on Central Avenue, in a labyrinth of studios, dozens of artists labor over worktables and at easels and printing presses, churning out watercolors, paintings on canvas and etchings in practically every style known to art history: abstract, cubist and a neoclassical figurative style one could call…

Zine-ophobia

Two of them do it in their bedrooms. Two others do it in an alcove. One does it in his living room and another in his glass-blowing studio. Other people across the country do it in other spaces, but the point is, anyone can do it anywhere. That is, create…

Second Helpings

Brunch Tips: The number of high-class resorts in the Valley makes this one of the country’s great brunch sites. If Marquesa and Latilla Room are booked, here are a few other Mother’s Day brunch alternatives: Terrace Dining Room (Phoenician resort): The Sheraton folks have recently taken over the operation of…

TWILIGHT OF THE GOD

And the days dwindle down to a precious few. . . . –song from the Broadway show Knickerbocker Holiday For Charles Barkley, these are the precious few final days. Barkley plans to retire from the NBA at the end of this season even if the Suns are unable to win…