MEAN MISTER MUSTER

After a bellyful of paid informant Ron Frazier and undercover FBI agent Michael Fain, it’s possible to lose sight of what a great country America is. Defendant Dave Foreman, though, has managed to keep his grip on reality. Over lunch one day he explained his sense of patriotism: “Ronald Reagan…

RHODES TO INDIAN SCHOOL, SPINELESS JAY RHODES

I don’t know of a more astonishing failure in the present Congress than Representative John J. Rhodes Jr. Rhodes’ decision to avoid playing a role in the Indian School land swap is beneath contempt. It is a clear act of expediency compounded by cowardice. The amazing thing about Rhodes’ sorry…

GYM OUTLAWS ANTIGAY GARB

The battle between Beauvais’ Fitness and Aerobic Center and members of the gay community appears to have been settled–but not without a low-key protest. Three dozen members of Phoenix’s gay community gathered the evening of July 15 at the gym on Eighth Place south of Camelback. The gay men were…

ANIMAL RITESMESA VET ACCUSED OF ABUSE

A Mesa veterinarian is being investigated by the state for alleged incidents of animal abuse, including the mysterious death of a chow puppy. The vet, William T. Gray of Sysel Animal Hospital in Mesa, denies he’s an animal abuser and blames a former employee’s spite. Late last month, the former…

ROSE AND THE DIAMOND PARADISE

I had forgotten how manipulative and deceitful Pete Rose can be. Rose was back on national television the other day attempting to convince everyone he never bet on the outcome of baseball games while managing the Cincinnati Reds. Recently released from Marion Federal Prison, where he served time for income-tax…

VOICES OF THE LAMBS

Jane Chapman’s life was wonderful. After college, there was Stanford Medical School, then she and her husband David migrated to Hawaii and it was there, in paradise, that they raised an infant daughter, Lana. One day a doctor told Jane’s husband that he had prostate cancer. David was 35. The…

WHY SAVE THIS AIRLINE?

In late May, only weeks after announcing record losses for a second straight quarter, America West Airlines chairman Ed Beauvais boasted to nationwide airport executives meeting at the Phoenician resort that the airline would soon expand service into Mexico. As one onlooker put it, “The most disturbing thing about Beauvais’…

R.I.P. TREATMENT

When it was Yavapai County Sheriff Buck Buchanan’s turn to vote at the meeting of the Arizona Peace Officers’ Memorial Board, several Oro Valley cops shifted nervously in their seats. “Some of us have become so concerned with the letter of the law that we have forgotten our own humanity,”…

SUPERMARKET SWIPE!ABCO RUNS A SPECIAL ON SHOPLIFTERS

Thanks to the airport-style security popping up in one of the Valley’s supermarket chains, the act of purchasing pickle loaf is now only slightly less daunting than boarding an Israeli jet. You know those security walkways like the ones used to detect weapons at airports and courthouses? Well, folks, welcome…

FOR LOVE AND GLORY

LS2Moonlight and love songs Never out of date Hearts full of passion, jealousy and hate Woman needs man and man must have his mate That no one can deny It’s still the same old story A fight for love and glory A case of do or die The world will…

THE PRINTS ON THE CAN

Charles Hyder, the career prosecutor, takes his seat in the witness box. He squares his shoulders and stares directly ahead. “Yeah,” he says in answer to a few of the first questions. “That’s right,” he adds, fending off a few others about his legal background. Hyder wears a brown suit…

ASU’S MODEL COUNSELING PROGRAM BITES THE DUST

ASU’s pioneering sport- psychology program was put to the acid test in the days after Bobby Janisse’s self-inflicted death. It passed with flying colors. Several ASU wrestlers and head coach Bobby Douglas credit sport psychologist Mark Andersen with counseling them on how to cope with the mind-numbing tragedy. “It was…

A FOX IN THE DEQ HENHOUSE?

Fife Symington has told Ed Fox, his new environmental chief, that he wants to see “improved performance” in the state Department of Environmental Quality. But whether that means a tougher stance on polluters is unclear. Neither Fox nor the governor’s office has yet laid out the plans for the oft-criticized…

AUTO-BODY EXPERIENCEPUTTING THE “CAR” BACK IN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE

Right now, there’s an X-rated spectacle that’s unquestionably the hottest show in town. Not surprisingly, the show attracts the usual panting suckers. But the reason it’s so steamy has more to do with a thermometer than overheated glands. Curious? No sweat. Fork over twin sawbucks and drive into what is…

MARCHIN’ THOMAS TO THE BIG HOUSE

President George Bush’s appointment of Judge Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court is so slick, so urbanely cynical, that it will become a prime anecdote in the Bush legend. This is the way the old Yale man handled the questions of abortion, civil rights and equal opportunity. He picked…

SETTLING SCORES

It will be as tense a moment as anyone can ever remember in a Maricopa County Superior Court. The following words will be heard by the spectators crammed into Judge Frederick Martone’s courtroom on the thirteenth floor of the Central Court Building: “We now call Charles Hyder to the stand.”…