BITTER MEDICINE

It was bad enough that a jury found a partnership of nine East Valley doctors guilty of defrauding a California couple in a catastrophic real-estate deal in Mesa. The doctors practically went into cardiac arrest when, based on the jury’s verdict, they were found guilty of racketeering. Maricopa County Superior…

SABOTAGING THE SABOTEURS

That rarest commodity, a saboteur with a sense of humor, wrote the Arizona media in the second week of November 1987. A letter claiming credit for vandalizing ski lifts at Flagstaff’s Snow Bowl arrived on editors’ desks from a group calling itself the Evan Mecham Eco Terrorist International Conspiracy, EMETIC…

SOMEWHERE, BILL LEE IS LIGHTING A VICTORY CIGAR

These are truly dark days for sportswriters covering the Chicago Cubs. The sacking of Don Zimmer, a popular manager, is a comparatively minor source of the discontent. More and more, the total environment for the writers keeps evolving for the worse. There was a time when covering the Cubs was…

WHO’S GONNA CLEAN THIS UP?

Every tenant leaves a mess. Sometimes it’s a dirty oven. Sometimes it’s a stain on the carpet. Sometimes it’s forty tons of hazardous waste and tanks filled with 20,000 gallons of cyanide-laced water. Every day, Don DeSanti parks his 1982 Toyota in the shadow of four imposing black tanks. He…

KITTY IS DROWNING!A NEIGHBORHOOD PLAY IN FOUR ACTS

Why was this guy knocking on my door at nine o’clock on a Sunday night? I warily peeked out my living-room window. He looked like a jogger. I asked him what he wanted. “There’s a cat across the street,” he said, “and it’s drowning! I was jogging by and I…

VOCAL MINORITYYOU WON’T RECOGNIZE THE FACES, BUT THE VOICES ARE FAMILIAR

“Gimme a bray-ay-ay-ay-ake! Gimme a bray-ay-ay-ay-ake! No-oh-oh-oh!” Standing alone in a soundproof room, a grown man is imitating a sick car. Other adults watch through a small window, listening, coaching, judging. The five people assembled in the small recording studio and control room are making a sixty-second radio commercial for…

YOU CALL THIS GAMBLING?

It is difficult to imagine a contrast greater than the Colorado River as it roars through the Grand Canyon and that same river a hundred miles downstream as it flows tamely past Bullhead City and Laughlin. Within the Grand Canyon, the Colorado has an almost religious presence, as if it…

THE CROOKED DIGNITARY

Jim Meredith, the former Republican majority leader of Arizona’s House of Representatives, is obviously a man without shame. If I were given the chance to pick the single AzScam defendant slick and duplicitous enough to merit stuffing into a hole in the Arizona state prison at Florence, Meredith would be…

BEAUVAIS’ BUMPY RIDE

I wanted to make sure I’d get a seat at the America West Airlines stockholders meeting. For this reason, I drove down I-10 to the Pointe at South Mountain an hour early the other day. The parking lots were already filled. A crowd that would total more than 1,000 moved…

OFFICE POLITICS

WASHINGTON–Poor Morris Udall. It’s not just his previous wife’s 1988 suicide, or the Parkinson’s disease robbing him of a body to match his sharp mind, or the injuries from a fall that have kept the Arizona congressman in hospital beds since January. A photograph sums up Udall’s situation; taken a…

WHEELS OF FORTUNE

Frank Mineo was walking through the Biltmore Fashion Park when chance brought him into Antiquities, a second-floor shop that sells memorabilia from the 1950s. There, looking as fresh if it had just come off the assembly line, was a Schwinn Black Phantom bicycle. It was red, black and loaded. Frank…

THE OUTER LIMITS

You unenlightened souls probably took one look at the new McDowell Arch at 16th Street (imagine driving under a picket fence), shook your heads and muttered, “This is the limit.” But when it comes to the cutting edge, the McDowell curio can’t hold a candle to what the country’s Next…

DIAL HIM FOR MURDER

Odd as it was, the caller’s request didn’t shock Leigh Wilson. “This woman on the other end said she had plenty of money and that she wanted a certain person killed,” says Wilson, a 48-year-old Scottsdale businessman. “This may sound crazy, but I’m one of the few people in the…

WOODS GETS TESTYTHE NEW AG TAKES AIM AT THE BAR EXAM

Attorney General Grant Woods has a grudge against the bar exam and, if he carries through on his plan to see it abolished for in-state law graduates, the Arizona Bar itself may have a grudge against him. Woods hated the test when he took it in 1979 after graduating from…

IN PLAIN VIEW

This is a brief account of a Maricopa County deputy sheriff’s overreaction and stupidity. During the sentencing of state Senator Jesus “Chuy” Higuera, I arrived early and took a seat in the front row, near the side door of the courtroom. A court employee came in the side door and…

FIELD AND SCREAM

DAY ONE 3:36 p.m.: We arrive at our campsite. Bonzo thinks he sees a wolf and refuses to get out of the car. 4:13 p.m.: I realize that the six-person, two-room tent I purchased for this little outing requires six people, power tools and a building permit to assemble. I…