I wanted to make sure I’d get a seat at the America West Airlines stockholders meeting. For this reason, I drove down I-10 to the Pointe at South Mountain an hour early the other day. The parking lots were already filled. A crowd that would total more than 1,000 moved…
Every Arizona politician elected this year, from Governor Fife Symington down, claims to support education. And an upcoming public-interest lawsuit, aimed at helping impoverished areas build decent schools, will give these politicians a chance to put their money where their mouths are. Underneath the warm and fuzzy rhetoric, however, a…
WASHINGTON–Poor Morris Udall. It’s not just his previous wife’s 1988 suicide, or the Parkinson’s disease robbing him of a body to match his sharp mind, or the injuries from a fall that have kept the Arizona congressman in hospital beds since January. A photograph sums up Udall’s situation; taken a…
David Spade is hot and his mom is pleasantly surprised. “Everybody who was close to him knew that he thought funny thoughts,” says Spade’s mother, Judy Todd. “He was very funny in the house, but real quiet. I don’t think anybody expected him to do this.” Spade left Arizona State…
Bicycles had been around, in one form or another, since the early nineteenth century, when there was a contraption called the hobby horse–a simple rolling device with two equal- size wheels but no pedals. They were more of a curiosity than anything else, but the idea of a human-propelled vehicle…
Frank Mineo was walking through the Biltmore Fashion Park when chance brought him into Antiquities, a second-floor shop that sells memorabilia from the 1950s. There, looking as fresh if it had just come off the assembly line, was a Schwinn Black Phantom bicycle. It was red, black and loaded. Frank…
You unenlightened souls probably took one look at the new McDowell Arch at 16th Street (imagine driving under a picket fence), shook your heads and muttered, “This is the limit.” But when it comes to the cutting edge, the McDowell curio can’t hold a candle to what the country’s Next…
Odd as it was, the caller’s request didn’t shock Leigh Wilson. “This woman on the other end said she had plenty of money and that she wanted a certain person killed,” says Wilson, a 48-year-old Scottsdale businessman. “This may sound crazy, but I’m one of the few people in the…
Attorney General Grant Woods has a grudge against the bar exam and, if he carries through on his plan to see it abolished for in-state law graduates, the Arizona Bar itself may have a grudge against him. Woods hated the test when he took it in 1979 after graduating from…
This is a brief account of a Maricopa County deputy sheriff’s overreaction and stupidity. During the sentencing of state Senator Jesus “Chuy” Higuera, I arrived early and took a seat in the front row, near the side door of the courtroom. A court employee came in the side door and…
DAY ONE 3:36 p.m.: We arrive at our campsite. Bonzo thinks he sees a wolf and refuses to get out of the car. 4:13 p.m.: I realize that the six-person, two-room tent I purchased for this little outing requires six people, power tools and a building permit to assemble. I…
His appearance in the courtroom was a shock. We all remembered him as belligerent and fearless during the impeachment trial of Evan Mecham. In those days, state Senator Jesus “Chuy” Higuera brandished a microphone in his hand as though it were the Sword of Damocles. Through sheer ferocity, Higuera was…
We are too hard on Dan Quayle. We should accept the heir to the Pulliam fortune for what he is rather than fret about his becoming president. Detractors say Quayle is more suited to becoming president of the Paradise Valley Country Club than moving into the White House. What’s wrong…
Claude Olney achieved the American Dream–the acquisition of vast wealth without a whole lot of labor–by turning his underachieving son into a gold mine. Almost everybody has seen Olney’s “infomercial,” a thirty-minute television commercial with 1970s sitcom star John Ritter. And almost everybody knows somebody who owns Olney’s best-selling video,…
How does a debt-ridden electric company with some of the highest rates in the nation and a long rap sheet of safety violations transform itself into one of the country’s top utilities? Officials at Arizona Public Service Company have the answer: Issue a press release. APS President and CEO Mark…
Thinking of driving through Mesa with a dildo on the front seat of your car? Think again. Mesa sculptor William Jakimow recently learned that lesson the hard way. While returning from an East Valley ceramics studio several weeks ago, the 41-year-old artist made the mistake of hauling along a footlong…
Sometime this month Bob Dylan–the Sixties’ most celebrated songwriter and cultural icon–turns 50. His liner notes to Biograph, Dylan’s musical auto-anthology, say he was born Robert Zimmerman on May 24, 1941. But what appears to be Dylan’s passport inside his recently released Bootleg Series–Volumes 1-3 suggests otherwise: The blue-eyed Robert…
Terry Goddard feature It is easy to get in touch with Terry Goddard these days. If you phone him, he phones you right back. If you ask to meet with him, he easily finds the time. When you arrive at the high-rise office on Central Avenue where he practices law,…
What’s left to say? They were awful. Who else could I be talking about except the Phoenix Suns? There are times when a ball club meets defeat and you can take consolation in saying the players tried their best. Not this time. The Suns dogged it through all four games…
A fable for modern times: Once upon a time, in a city not far away, a most remarkable thing took place. In this city, there was a very large plot of open ground that had been used for years as a school for the children of Native Americans. It was…
One Mother’s Day a few years back, Mom and I were waxing nostalgic about what a delightful child I had been and how lucky she was to produce me in only one out of three tries. Actually, Mom wasn’t reminiscing so much as rolling her eyes skyward and making rude…
My wife’s question at the dinner table gave me pause. Like everyone else, we’d been discussing the outrageous events swirling around state Superintendent of Public Instruction C. Diane Bishop. The police had been summoned on April 21 to a downtown condominium by neighbors who reported a bloodied and battered woman…
