SB 1070 Solution: The Arizona Passport T-Shirt

I wonder if Russell Pearce would endorse this Tee?Even though federal Judge Susan R. Bolton enjoined the most dangerous provisions of Arizona’s “breathing-while-brown law” (a.k.a., SB 1070) on July 28, that doesn’t mean Arizona cops are not going to stop you just because you look Latino. Hell, they do that…

Prisoner Kept in Tucson Cage Overnight, Warden Sanctioned

A warden, a deputy warden, and a regional director have all been suspended several days without pay as a result of an inmate being kept in an outdoor cage overnight at the Arizona State Prison Complex in Tucson. According to a Department of Corrections investigation of the incident, inmate Elisio…

Jan Brewer Target of Democratic Party’s 28 Days Later Parody

The Arizona Democratic Party has joined the legions of geeks parodying director Danny Boyle’s 2002 post-apocalyptic horror flick 28 Days Later with this YouTube video envisioning the aftermath of Governor Jan Brewer’s reign.The analogy works pretty well, as Brewer’s recent Clean Elections Debate performance was definitely zombie-like. I suppose the…

Jan Brewer Skewered by Terry Goddard in New YouTube Video

Props to the campaign of governor-wannabe and current Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard. This latest YouTube video from the Goddard camp body-slams Governor Jan “We Have Did” Brewer on her bogus statements about headless bodies in the Arizona desert. Looks like Goddard’s ready to go into cage fighter mode. (I know,”Terry?”…

Machete’s Steven Seagal Is Joe Arpaio’s Deputy Dawg

Recently, someone e-mailed me asking if the aged, stone-faced action hero Steven Seagal, who stars in Robert Rodriguez’s Mexican-immigration revenge flick Machete as a badass drug lord, was one of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “special deputies.” You know, like Lou Ferrigno, Ted Nugent, and other lesser lights.I told the e-mailer I…

Terry Goddard’s Anti-Jan Brewer Commercial (Suggested)

Dennis Gilman’s simple suggestion for a Goddard attack adNo use belaboring a point: Governor Jan Brewer’s a colossal idiot. How did this hillbilly queen become governor? Oh, that’s right, she lucked into the job once ex-Gov. Janet Napolitano skipped Sand Land to become the Obama administration’s official border hawk and…

Jan Brewer’s Chuck Coughlin, CCA, KPHO, and the Nearly $14K Canceled Ad Buy

Last night’s report from KPHO’s Morgan Loew on the ties between private prison behemoth Corrections Corporation of America and Governor Jan Brewer has drawn some serious plasma from Brewer’s camp. Specifically, the hemorrhage is from Brewer’s top political advisor Chuck Coughlin, president of HighGround Public Affairs, which also represents CCA. Seems Coughlin’s squealing like a skewered…

Tom Horne Leads Andrew Thomas by 887 Votes, with 900 Votes Left To Count

Just to keep you updated, as of 5:54 p.m. Monday, state Schools Superintendent Tom Horne had a comfortable 887 vote lead over ex-Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas in the GOP primary for state Attorney General. According to spokesman Matt Benson at the Arizona Secretary of State’s Office, there are only 900 provisional ballots…

Jan Brewer’s U.N.-Bashing PR Stunt, and Its Sliver of Truth

Governor Jan Brewer’s political operatives are by no means as dumb as their candidate. Evidence the PR stunt they let drop Friday, berating the U.S. State Department for daring to mention Arizona’s breathing while brown law, SB 1070, in America’s first ever report as part of its “Universal Periodic Review”…

Joe Arpaio Allows Shaun Attwood’s Hard Time Into Jail Library

Here’s a little news for those Sand Land haters out there who’ve dissed Shaun Attwood, author of Hard Time: A Brit in America’s Toughest Jail, the subject of my most recent Bird column. Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the guy Attwood takes to task for the squalid, dangerous conditions in his vast incarceration complex, is…

Tom Horne Ahead of Andrew Thomas (Now by 636 — Updated 8/28)

(Alert: Please see 8/28 update below.)As of 6:36 p.m. today, the Arizona Secretary of State’s office was reporting that state Schools Superintendent Tom Horne leads his rival, former County Attorney Andrew Thomas, by 485 votes in the GOP primary for state Attorney General. SOS spokesman Matthew Benson told me that there…

Joe Arpaio Punks the Feds Yet Again?

Delay, delay, delay. Thow up legal obstacles. Thumb your nose. Hold out till what seems like the last minute. Appear to compromise. Start all over again, and never give anything up unless you absolutely have to. Even then, you can always keep the worst stuff back. This is the shell game Sheriff…