Roger Sensing: The Eveready jackass who just keeps on losing…

Amateur Mel Tillis impersonator and furniture-peddler Roger Sensing, acting like a pinche cabron, as usual, as he talks to Salvador Reza. (Photo courtesy of Eduardo Barraza of Barriozona.com.) The more I read and learn about Roger Sensing, the more I realize the guy is one class-A S.O.B., even though he…

FILTHY, FILTHY LUCRE: Andrew Thomas wants your dough, as Thomas’ former intern digs for dirt on Gerald Richard.

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Why Robert Robb’s a fatuous fat-head, and Roger Sensing’s no angel.

Tell me about the rabbits again, George… Goofy, giraffe-necked doofus Robert Robb is easily The Arizona Republic’s most fatuous scribbler. And with competition like E.J. “Puddin’Head” Montini and Laurie “I hate drunk Mexicans” Roberts, that’s some accomplishment! Robb, though, is different from his colleagues in this respect: He really reckons…

Dropping like a hot rock: Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s numbers go further south; Terry Goddard whips Candy Thomas’ keister in test election.

Despite today’s analysis from Arizona Republic reporter Yvonne Wingett that “Arpaio is still a rock star as far as politicians go,” a new Rocky Mountain Poll shows that Sheriff Joe’s numbers have slipped even further than a Cronkite-Eight Poll from last month revealed. Released just before Thanksgiving, the Cronkite-Eight Poll…

The impending bloody Christmas at Pruitt’s.

These children could be killed in the crossfire… White supremacist Damon Ashenfelter (third from left), one of the several extremists present on Saturday. The sign held by the first man on the left is a vicious, racist lie. Will blood flow through the parking lot of Pruitt’s Furniture this Christmas…

Jokes you won’t hear at the Joe Arpaio roast…

If you ask me, Joe likes playing with puppies a little too much… This canine is older and wiser… By now, most folks have surely heard of the Joe Arpaio roast local Republicans are holding in Sun City at the Maricopa County Events Center. Sun City! Everyone there’s gonna look…

Disorderly conduct charge, er, reappears against Ray Stern; Disagreements officially verboten in Michele Iafrate’s offices by order of the Selective Enforcement Unit!

Ever see a lawyer who doesn’t like to argue? Well, now you have, Michele Iafrate, the alleged legal beagle whose complaint re: Ray Stern got him cited for “disorderly conduct.” Since the posting of my Monday blog item, “The new Nick Tarr? Reporter Ray Stern’s disorderly conduct charge mysteriously disappears…,”…

Sheriff Joe’s Nick Tarr-baby: Joe Arizona plots his revenge.

Actor Nick Tarr after his citation in 2002. PHX actor Nick Tarr won a major victory this week in his ongoing quest to make Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his dastardly, power-crazed underlings pay for their violation of the thespian’s Constitutional rights. On November 20, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals…