Totally upstaged by Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio went ahead late Thursday with an announcement for his own anti-Newtown idea: armed posse members at schools. The posse will “safeguard schools from violent predators,” Arpaio claims. He’s not asking for permission, of course — he plans…
Outgoing Maricopa County Republican Party Chair Rob Haney, slavish BFF to recalled, disgraced ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce, has had his wrinkled, leprechaun fanny handed to him by the non-Pearce-worshipping faction of the Legislative District 25 Republicans. I informed you yesterday about the federal lawsuit against Haney and his cretinous…
Joel Fox, a former captain under Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, has lost his lawsuit against Cox Communications over the release of embarrassing emails related to a defunct criminal investigation. Fox lost his job in late 2011 as part of the fallout of what we call the “SCA Scandal” –…
What two things do Maricopa County GOP Chairman Rob Haney and erstwhile Chinese Communist Party Chairman Mao Zedong have in common? Each despises democracy, and each boasts a brain dipped in formaldehyde. See also: -Joe Arpaio’s Birther Bud Tom Morrissey Punks Out of GOP Chair Race; Russell Pearce Could Still…
Just two more days before Talking Points Memo (TPM), a lefty political website, announces the winners of its Sixth Annual Golden Duke Awards to recognize the “year’s best purveyors of public corruption, outlandish behavior and The Crazy.” Not one, but two top officials in Arizona have been nominated for the…
If there were a law against keeping parents from their children for no good reason on Christmas, or any other day, then Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery, and many of his functionaries, would be guilty as charged. Currently, neither the county attorney’s office nor the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office can…
It’s dang encouraging to learn that the National Rifle Association’s top propagandist Wayne LaPierre is practically on the same page as Maricopa, Arizona neo-Nazi Harry Hughes regarding what the nation should do in response to the massacre of the innocents in Newtown, Connecticut. More guns! As I noted in a…
Neo-Nazi Harry Hughes is like the National Socialist Movement’s version of the traveling gnome in those Travelocity.com commercials. See also: -Why Authorities Could’ve Prevented J.T. Ready’s Murder Spree The Maricopa, Arizona-based swastika-lover’s been photographed next to Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu, demonstrating in support of Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Maricopa…
GOP blogging badass Jeff Vath of PolitocoMafioso fame was the first to report the news that Arizona Republican Party Chair Tom Morrissey is punking out on his bid for re-election at the party’s January 26 state committee meeting, where new officers will be elected. Morrissey has since issued a statement…
Question: What is the only place on earth that has provided an Elvis impersonator, ice cream and cake, women throwing panties, coloring contests, a large Christmas tree, and an old man who likes to dress men in pink underwear?Answer: The jails of self-proclaimed tough-guy Sheriff Joe Arpaio. In fact, the…
For Terry Goddard, it must be tough going from Mayor of Phoenix to state Attorney General to gubernatorial candidate to, um, Central Arizona Water Conservation District board member. To be accurate, Terry Goddard has run for governor three times, hoping to emulate his pop Sam Pearson Goddard, Jr., who served…
Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s corruption is blatant, in your face, unrepentant. Yet, given the machinations of Horne’s lawyers, who are battling both Horne’s misdemeanor fender-bender charge with the City of Phoenix, and the civil, campaign finance law complaint brought by Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery, I suspect he will…
Jan Brewer cannot run for governor again. There is no wiggle room in the Arizona Constitution. And if she tries, she is guaranteed to kiss the canvas with her plastic-surgery-gone-wrong gob, slapped down by the Arizona Supreme Court. See also: -Jan Brewer’s Sniveling New Memoir Laughably Paints Her as a…
Just like many of you, I’ve been transfixed this weekend watching the TV news coverage of the slaughter of the innocents at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. And like a bad case of acid reflux, the national debate has begun — for the umpteenth time — over…
What would it be like, I wonder, if Maricopa County had a sheriff who just kept his head down and did his job, rather than what we currently have, a corrupt gasbag who only cares about getting his corpse-like mug on the boob tube? See also: -Joe Arpaio’s Lawyers Fail…
Lawyers for Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio have failed in their attempt to get the Justice Department’s racial-discrimination lawsuit tossed.Chief U.S. District Judge Roslyn Silver made a ruling this week on the June motion to throw out the suit against Arpaio, the Sheriff’s Office, and the county. Only MCSO is…
DA Morales of Three Sonorans fame channels Isaiah (beard and all), and gives the TUSD board an Old Testament-style tongue-lashing Will the anti-Mexican machinations of Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne and state schools Superintendent John Huppenthal be thwarted, at long last, by a federal judge? They certainly could be, given…
After a review of MCSO’s hiring practices, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has issued a press release to assure the public that not everyone working for the Sheriff’s Office is a white-skinned American.See also:-Joe Arpaio’s Office Commits Worst Racial Profiling in U.S. History, Concludes DOJ-Joe Arpaio Looks Like Tired, Old Racist on…
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio now wants to be called America’s “oldest” sheriff, instead of the title (he gave himself) of America’s “toughest” sheriff…
See also: -Arizona Organix Steps Out as the State’s First Authorized Medical-Marijuana Dispensary This is near-heresy to say in my current position as a scribe for an alternative publication, but when Arizona Republic columnist Laurie Roberts writes that our state’s medical marijuana program is a “charade,” I kinda agree with…
I wish I’d been at the November 29 meeting of Legislative District 25 Republicans for the election of new officers and state committee-persons. All the haters were there, and the haters had their asses handed to them when their pro-hater slate, for the most part, went down in flames. Which…
Our comrades in the Bay Area, S.F. Weekly, found Sheriff Joe Arpaio at a restaurant in San Francisco’s Union Square last night, (unintentionally) having dinner with folks who call themselves an “order of queer nuns.”See also:-Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Crash Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Dinner in Union Square…
