George W. Bush: Who Would Jesus Torture?

Vanity, vanity, saith the preacher, all is vanity.And what more can it be than vanity that Phoenix’s Arizona Christian University is feting former President George W. Bush at a $500 a plate dinner so the Torturer-in-Chief can blather on about his “faith-based presidency”?I reckon there’s also hypocrisy and greed, both…

Joe Arpaio to Pay $76,000 Over Illegal Mailers Attacking Rick Romley

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio won’t admit any wrongdoing in his campaign mailer attacks on former Maricopa County Attorney Rick Romley during last year’s special election for county attorney, but he will pay $76,000 to make the problem go away.The $76,000 is a nice chunk of change — even for…

Russell Pearce’s Recall, His Blacklist, and the SPLC’s “Dirty Dozen”

So here’s a little round-up of news related to everyone’s favorite neo-Nazi hugger, state Senate President Russell Pearce.First, regarding the dueling recalls of Pearce underway in Legislative District 18: DeeDee Blase of the Libertarian/Somos Republicans effort Arizonans for a Better Government recently issued a statement regarding the rival recall group…

Joe Arpaio Victim Scores $30K for False Arrest

As Sheriff Joe Arpaio tosses cots in Tent City with Steven Seagal, a woman in Guadalupe, Arizona is looking forward to a check cut by the county for $30,000. This, due to her false arrest and imprisonment at the hands of Sheriff Joe’s boys in beige.You may recall the name…

Mark Spencer Lawyers-Up, Clams Up on Virgillo Smear

The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office’s investigation of the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association and its president Mark Spencer, the subject of this week’s Bird column, produced a nice doorstop pile of documents for me to dig through.I have limited time to scan the ginormous file that I obtained from the MCAO…

Mark Spencer’s PLEA Backstabs Own Members

What would you call law enforcement union leaders who claim to battle for their members’ public benefits during tough economic times, while handing out endorsements to lawmakers hell-bent on wiping out those benefits for good?Hypocrites? Backstabbers? Secret scabs? Something worse?Whatever it is, it applies to Mark Spencer, president of the…

Jesus Christ Was a Liberal, No Matter What Republinuts Say

What is it about some Republicrazies and conservatards that makes them think God is on their side? I mean, they really believe all liberals are godless atheists who worship Satan and hate religion, and that Jesus is their Confederate-license-plate-rockin’ homeboy.Take this e-mail I just got from some dude in Kennesaw,…

Scott Bundgaard’s Police Report: Bundgaard Invoked Immunity

The Phoenix Police Department has released the report on the recent domestic violence incident involving Republican state Senate Majority Leader Scott Bundgaard and his ex-paramour Aubry Ballard.Perhaps the most contentious issue it addresses is Bungaard’s insistence to the media that he did not ask for the legislative immunity granted by…

Jan Brewer’s Personal Army? SB 1495 Paves the Way

Do you think Governor Jan Brewer, or any Arizona governor from this point on, should have a volunteer military force that she can call up and use for any purpose whatsoever?Well, that’s what the governor would have if Senate Bill 1495 becomes law: A blank check to establish a “state guard”…

Russell Pearce’s Police State Capitol: Sal Reza’s Arrest Report

The Arizona Capitol Police have released a partial report on the wrongful arrests of Salvador Reza and Anayense Garza on February 24 at the state Senate building. At several points it contradicts state Senate President Russell Pearce’s assertions, as well as the probable cause statements submitted by the Capitol Police in…