UPDATE: Don’t worry, everyone, Graham says the cats were sneaking into his car and running a fight club. If you’re wondering who would steal their neighbor’s cat and smash it up behind a strip mall — 39-year-old Scott Graham would, according to Mesa police.Once he was caught in the act…
See also: Investigating Joe Arpaio The U.S. Attorney’s Office announced today that it has closed its investigation into criminal conduct by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and former County Attorney Andrew Thomas with no charges against either man. The announcement came after 5 p.m. on the Friday afternoon before the Labor Day…
A jury in Texas has sentenced 59-year-old Rickie Moore of Phoenix to 52 life sentences for the sexual abuse of three girls. Which makes us wonder — since Moore doesn’t have 52 lives, can he just be castrated and executed instead? Ok, harsh. But investigators in the case proved that…
Laurie Kelly told the cops she has “a manic sexual rage inside of her which she cannot control, and needed to have sex.”Because of this, police say she gave beer to some random homeless people in a Mesa park and told them to watch her 6-year-old kid while she went…
See also: Russell Hofstad Broke Into a Warehouse, Skinned a Cat, Wore Tail as NecklaceSee also: Russell Hofstad Pleads Guilty to Burglary… and Cat Crimes Russell Hofstad will be going to prison for a couple years, in part for burglary, and in part for killing a cat, snacking on a…
See also: Shapiro/Gaudet Murders: Slightly Less Redacted Police Reports ReleasedSee also: Michael Crane “Refused” to Go to Court TodaySee also: See also: Michael Crane Indicted in Murders of P.V. Couple and Bruce GaudetSee also: P.V. Murders: Heavily Redacted Arrest Report Released The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office announced that it will…
The school year just started, but there’s already a teacher accused of having sex with a student.This time, it’s 26-year-old Paradise Valley High School teacher Jordan Doneskey, who’s accused of sexing up a 17-year-old student — with approval from the girl’s mother, according to police.According to court documents obtained by…
A Scottsdale 10-year-old told police he couldn’t say why he no longer had his two front teeth, because his parents told him it was “their little secret.”Well, secret’s out folks — police say those teeth went missing because his step-dad choked him out and dropped him onto a tile floor.According…
See also: Therapist Paul Fischer’s Counseling Session Included Slapping a WomanSee also: Paul Fischer Case Has More Details “Therapist” Paul Fischer — the non-licensed therapist “family and marriage counselor” who assaulted a woman in the middle of a counseling session earlier this year — accepted a plea agreement in Phoenix…
See also: Hells Angels Sue Feds Over Ban on Members Entering U.S. The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club has filed a lawsuit against several federal agency heads — including Homeland Security Janet Napolitano and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — claiming the group’s foreign members have been wrongfully banned from entering…
The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club has filed a lawsuit against several federal agency heads, claiming the group’s foreign members have been wrongfully banned from entering the United States.Homeland Security Janet Napolitano, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and U.S. Citizen and Immigration Services Director Alejandro Mayorkas are named as defendants in…
How could the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office possibly track down the owner of a duffel bag full of kiddie porn that was tossed in a dumpster in the Northwest Valley?In 27-year-old Brian Fortner’s case, investigators probably just had to look at his driver’s license — which he allegedly left in…
See also: Scottsdale Police Used Excessive Force in ’08 Shooting of Man Left as Paraplegic, Judge Rules After writing Tuesday about the troubling case of David Hulstedt, the mentally ill man shot in the back by Scottsdale police, we obtained the full video (see below) of the incident from Hulstedt’s…
Wearing a G-string in public as an 82-year-old man might not be a crime, but showing off what’s under that G-string to a 14-year-old girl sure is.That’s what the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office is saying Fountain Hills resident John Phillips did on Monday, while he was hanging out near the…
See also Obama Blocks DREAMers’ Deportations, Outflanks GOP See also Jan Brewer’s Response to Almost Everything About Obama Immigration Policy: Secure the Borders Arizona Governor Jan Brewer issued an executive order today that blocks issuance of public benefits, Arizona driver’s licenses, and state identification to individuals granted Deferred Action by U.S…
See also: John Leonardo, Arizona’s New U.S. Attorney, is No Fan of Sheriff Arpaio John Leonardo, the new Arizona U.S. Attorney, believes that Joe Arpaio abused his power as Maricopa County Sheriff. Leonardo said so in a ruling back in 2010, when he was a Pima County Superior Court judge…
A 10-month-old girl was flown from a Yuma hospital to Phoenix Children’s Hospital last week, as it was believed that the girl had been stung by a scorpion.Turns out, there was no scorpion — the little girl had eaten mom’s meth and ecstasy…
Anthony Parrinello — the man accused of running over and killing a man after an argument at a North Phoenix elementary school — had a few run-ins with law enforcement before his arrest on a murder charge Monday.Parrinello, 31, is accused of running over 42-year-old Carmelo D’Alessandro on Monday, after…
Scottsdale police used excessive force in 2008 when they shot a man in the back without a warning, rendering him a paraplegic, a judge has ruled. David Hulstedt, who was 35 at the time of the shooting, filed a $40 million lawsuit against the city in 2009. An August 6…
A man who declined to show up to an agreed-upon fight at a Walmart store near Anthem was run over and killed by the man he was supposed to fight after he didn’t show up, police say.Anthony “Tony” Parrinello, 31, is accused of running over 42-year-old Carmelo D’Alessandro on Monday,…
See also: Two Men (One of Whom is a Teacher) Arrested Trying to Have Sex with Dogs See also: Craigslist Used To Find A Dog To “Fornicate” With Woman Yet again, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says detectives found someone on Craigslist ready and willing to have sex with a…
Brian Bizzell — a former band teacher at Estrella Foothills High School in Goodyear — has earned himself the title of “sex offender” for life and was sentenced to a year in jail for a sexual relationship with one of his students.Because the 17-year-old student lost her cell phone, another…
