Lock Up, Rub Down

State Senator Tom Smith spent time recently in a Mexican prison. And loved it. Now, Smith (who was just visiting the jail, not locked up in it) and some of his colleagues are clamoring for Arizona to be the first state to use an experimental drug treatment program for prisoners…

Welcome to Donnawood

Donna Neill is impossible to miss, and even harder to ignore. The west Phoenix woman has become a darling of the public access channel. She lectures at local colleges. She pops up at public events, standing shoulder to shoulder with some of the Valley’s most powerful politicians. She’s considered her…

They’ll Test Anything!

As reports of anthrax contamination continue on the East Coast, hysterical Arizonans have given authorities everything from a vacuum cleaner to a moldy orange juice can to a copy of Playboy, asking that the items be tested for the deadly bacteria.And the state’s Department of Health Services is complying –…

Ballpark Bailout

© 2001 New Times November 16, 2001 7:35 p.m. The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors is poised to give Jerry Colangelo a $6 million gift on Monday. The supervisors plan to pierce the $238 million cap on taxpayer contributions to build Bank One Ballpark by advancing $6 million to Colangelo’s…

Letters

Rock Star RidiculeLimping along: Is it possible for a person to have a life-changing experience?Apparently not (“Marketing Misery,” Bill Blake, November 1). So a dimwit pseudo-angsty rock star is doomed to make dimwit pseudo-angst rock and can do nothing positive except by your standards (“like unloading your bank accounts in…

The Money Pit

Robert Zenor is mesmerized by the thought of owning a log cabin in the mountains. So when he and his wife, Lynn, decided to build a vacation home they could enjoy with their children, it had to be log. “You get it in your system and no other home will…

Rookie of the Year

A resounding thunderclap, a brief shower and a swirl of dust usher in the final moments of an epic World Series that will set the high-water mark for decades to come.Arizona Diamondbacks slugger Luis Gonzalez digs in at the plate. New York Yankees über reliever Mariano Rivera, who has never…

Fan Fare

My 9-year-old son, Andrew, covered his eyes as the bottom of the ninth inning began Sunday night. I sunk into the couch and looked toward the kitchen. My wife leaned toward the television.”It isn’t over,” she said. “Mariano Rivera,” I mumbled. “That means it’s over.” My son peeked at me…

Ticket to Raid

The Arizona Diamondbacks weren’t the only team to take full advantage of their first World Series appearance. The five-member Maricopa County Board of Supervisors also had a field day.Longtime Diamondback supporter Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox flew to New York City on the Diamondbacks’ chartered jet to enjoy the World Series…

Letters

Fan MailSweet but sour: I would like to thank you for last week’s article, “Suite and Low” (John Dougherty, November 1). As a former Phoenician, I am absolutely appalled by the actions of the Maricopa County Supervisors’ office. I think a grave injustice was done to the United Way, due…

Winning at any Cost

It happened in Seattle. And it happened in Houston. But it didn’t happen in Phoenix. The eagerly anticipated Randy Johnson Effect never materialized at Bank One Ballpark. Yes, Johnson racked up the third most strikeouts in single-season history this year en route to winning 21 games in the regular season…

News From Left Field

Yankees are angels, Diamondbacks are terrorists, Giuliani says NEW YORK — Faced with flagging national support for his “Yankees Are the Official Team of America’s War on Terrorism” campaign, Mayor Rudolph Giuliani held a pep rally Wednesday at which he announced evidence linking the Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team to Osama…

Suite and Low

The Valley of the Sun United Way was looking forward to a big fund-raising windfall last weekend by auctioning its luxury suite at Bank One Ballpark for the first two games of the World Series.”We had some major contributors that we thought would come up with a significant auction price…

Fuzzy Math

One of the poorest elementary school districts in the state will have to shortchange its own students because its administration has so carelessly mishandled public money.The Arizona Department of Education is forcing Roosevelt Elementary School District No. 66 to give up $180,000 because district staffers couldn’t explain how they spent…

Liar, Lawyer

On a recent Thursday morning at the Royal Palms Hotel, the staccato clip of Italian loafers echoed across the courtyard. Despite the perfect golf weather and the posh resort setting, the 40 or so lawyers who had assembled there weren’t talking about their handicaps or their new sets of Callaways…

Letters

The Drowning PoolIn over her head: Janis Perry was stuck between a rock and a hard spot, and that is why she pleaded guilty to negligent homicide (“Murky Waters,” Paul Rubin, October 18). This is all because the “atmosphere” in Maricopa County, and the jury pool, was tainted because of…

Howie’s End

No anthrax in the mail this week, but we did get plenty of entries in our “Disguise Howie” contest. Many thoughtful citizens took the time to help Arizona Republic restaurant critic Howard “Howie” Seftel get back to work by creating new and clever disguises for him. (We also got letters…

Conundrum

The recovery of the Eastern Pacific gray whale from the brink of extinction is the single greatest turnaround of a marine mammal population, and the whale’s myriad connections to human cultural conflicts are no less impressive in their scope. In New Times’ special project “Shades of Gray,” reporters from several…

Salting the Project

Salt River Project and its subsidiary Papago Park Center each contributed $5,000 to the Arizona Cardinals’ successful Proposition 302 campaign fund less than two weeks before last November’s election, Maricopa County election records reveal.The contributions appear to have had a powerful impact. Soon after the election, the City of Tempe…

Deflating a Case

A meager settlement has been reached in a lawsuit alleging that chemical releases from the TRW airbag plant near Queen Creek have been poisoning neighbors, animals and vegetation.Plaintiffs had asked for medical monitoring, an injunction banning the plant from continuing to emit poisonous substances into the air and punitive damages…

Letters

A Whale of a Tale Spouting praise: I spent an hour or so enjoying your article on whales (“Survival,” David Holthouse, October 11). I want to compliment your story for being well-written and taking me to a place that I most likely will never visit. I was completely intrigued by…

Murky Waters

A vase of plastic flowers rests on its side atop a tiny unmarked grave in Section 53 of Phoenix’s Greenwood Memory Lawn Cemetery. Valeria Rico Romero was 10 months old when she drowned in a bathtub in September 2000. Valeria’s 24-year-old mother says that, maybe someday, she’ll be able to…