Growing Smarmier

The street sign on the corner where Cindy Foster lives is handcrafted. It’s not crude, but it’s definitely not government-issue. To get to her place, turn north off Lone Mountain Road onto 66th Street, which in this area northeast of Phoenix is an undulating gravel lane that winds through desert…

Flashes

Robb LowThe Millennial Arizona Republic’s first salvo of Decision 2002 was fired on April 6, when columnist Robert Robb belittled state Senator Chris Cummiskey for playing “whiffle-ball politics.”Cummiskey, who wants to be your next secretary of state, must really worry the Republicans. Why else would they sic Bob Robb on…

War Crimes in Downtown Phoenix

Rolling through downtown as thousands of glum-faced Phoenix Suns fans trek to their cars is not an especially fun ride. The well-scrubbed faces were as long as the afternoon shadows. The Sacramento Kings had just kicked the Suns’ asses in a playoff battle.A dozen or so blocks to the west,…

Lucky Dogs

Thankfully, the extended legal tussle that took place between the Honeydogs’ former label, Mercury, and their new imprint, Palm, didn’t claim this album as a victim, thus robbing us of a dark masterpiece and 2001’s first truly noteworthy record. Tellingly, the group — which recorded some 18 songs during the…

Russian Roulette

Shades of Gray Second in a series New Times continues this week with its series on the gray whale — its questionable health, its environmental symbolism and the cultural conflicts it is generating from the Siberian Arctic to the warm lagoons of Mexico. On March 29 (“Dying Breeds,” David Holthouse),…

Burning Questions

Since his April 20 arrest, Mark Sands has been called an “investigative lead” in the Phoenix Mountains Preserve serial arson case. Authorities have been careful not to label him a suspect in the burning of 11 luxury homes over the past three years. They note he is only accused of…

Letters

Inflated ClaimsBag it: New Times’ April 12 article by Laura Laughlin (“Arizona’s Worst Neighbor”) does not offer one single shred of solid evidence that any of the alleged animal illnesses or examples of harm alleged by Bunny Bertleson are caused by TRW’s sodium azide-related operations on Germann Road. Not even…

Joey Ramone Leaves Home

But things don’t last forever and somehow baby, they never really do. — Joey Ramone in 1977, “I Remember You” I was in seventh grade when I purchased my first record. It was Leave Home, the second album by the Ramones. I got it the day after it was released…

The Write Stuff

New Times staff writer Laura Laughlin was named the state’s top journalist Saturday by the Arizona Press Club.The 44-year-old Laughlin was selected for the coveted Virg Hill Journalist of the Year award from a field of 14 reporters. It marks the seventh consecutive year that a New Times journalist has…

Kitch in Sync

By day, O’Mally’s is a nondescript sports bar, nestled in a strip mall on the west side of Phoenix. By night, O’Mally’s transforms itself into a dance club, changing musical identities from evening to evening the way Cher trades Bob Mackie outfits in concert. Depending on which night you wander…

Cap Runamok

They said it would never happen.The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors and Arizona Diamondbacks managing general partner Jerry Colangelo have said for years that taxpayers’ share of construction of Bank One Ballpark would be capped at $238 million. All stadium-related costs over that, they said, would be the team’s responsibility…

Justice for Some

Sympathetic onlookers squirmed in their seats and dabbed their eyes with tissues as they listened to stories of torture. Jim Herriman beat his wife Carol with a shotgun, choked her half to death, sexually abused his stepdaughter, even killed the family pet. By the end of Carol Herriman’s two-hour clemency…

Arrested Safari

A former vice president for Valley music promoter Safari Media has been arrested on fraud and racketeering charges.The Utah Attorney General’s Office charged Thuc Tri Nguyen, 36, with 11 second- and third-degree felonies. Prosecutors contend Nguyen sold more than $500,000 in unregistered Safari Media securities to deaf Utah investors in…

Letters

Lollapollution Emission statement: I am totally appalled at the evident pollution that TRW is spewing out (“Arizona’s Worst Neighbor,” Laura Laughlin, April 12). Operators of those kinds of plants are very smart in emitting pollution in the evenings when the human eye can barely see it.Mrs. Bertleson is doing the…

Arizona’s Worst Neighbor

It’s the home movie from hell. Astrida “Bunny” Bertleson pushes the play button on her big-screen TV in the living room of her home near Queen Creek. As casually as one would say, “This is my Uncle John” or “That’s our kitty Whiskers” while screening such a video, she explains…

Skirting the Issue

The citizens’ committee to recall Tempe Mayor Neil Giuliano collected almost 5,000 signatures to put Giuliano’s name on a September recall ballot. But with three months left to qualify, not a single serious candidate has emerged to challenge the mayor.The most viable potential candidate, activist and two-time (unsuccessful) city council…

I Know What You Did Off-Campus

How far can a school go in policing a student’s off-campus activities?Sitting at home when he ordinarily would have been at school, a 17-year-old honor student at Cesar Chavez High School recently had several long days to ponder that thorny question. Late last month, David Guzman, a junior, was suspended…

Fen-Phen Follow-Up

Federal authorities prosecuting the infamous “Internet Doctor,” Pietr Hitzig, visited the Valley late last month as their case against the West Virginia man nears trial. Assistant U.S. Attorney Christine Manuelian and two others conducted interviews and gathered evidence in preparation for their case against Hitzig, who is now scheduled to…

Letters

Whale Done Making waves: There you go again. You wrote a brilliant, interesting story about whale hunting, etc. (“Dying Breeds,” David Holthouse, March 29). I really enjoyed it. I was shocked about the stinking whale meat problem. I think the population is starving like you said. All the arguments fit…

The Spy Who Came Out of the Closet

Jeff Ofstedahl has followed the Sino-American “spy plane” crisis with fascination, anxiety and a tinge of nostalgia. The Phoenix man spent more than 1,000 hours on the very plane — a star-crossed EP-3 — that Chinese intelligence specialists scrutinize today on the island of Hainan.Ofstedahl, 37, is best known as…

Flashes

Whither Chez NousThe Encanto Village Planning Committee has cast its vote for the preservation of Chez Nous, the retro nightclub at the intersection of Seventh Avenue and Indian School Road.Sadly, the committee’s desires probably won’t save the 40-year-old lounge, which many consider to be a landmark — if not an…

4-H Member

The throaty voice is unsettling. He appears to be half sloshed. His words are choppy and loop around like a yo-yo trick gone awry. His sentences shoot up and down in spurts as if he had just hit puberty. The muddled PA is not helping matters. The comedian, it turns…