Buck’s the System

Buck Showalter sat alone on the dugout bench at the Ballpark in Arlington, Texas, legs crossed, one palm atop a baseball bat he leaned on as if it were a cane. He watched the Texas Rangers take batting practice and thought “how lonely this job is sometimes,” or so he…

License to Stalk

Dr. Ronald Castro stood in a courtroom April 8 and pointed sharply at the woman to his right. “If Lucia is allowed to go free, and if she should relapse,” Castro told Superior Court Judge Michael McVey, “I fear that the first indication of her relapse may be a bullet…

Flashes

Trib Tickling Last year, when the Tribune dedicated one day’s paper to the clichéd question, “Why don’t you publish more good news?” Trib reporters tore their hair out and some were so embarrassed that they quit. The paper was mocked coast to coast. But that wasn’t enough to keep the…

Flashes Emergency Edition

Conquering Sin City The Flash is not making this up. On July 21, the lead editorial in the Arizona Republic asked readers to help create an advertising slogan or jingle to help the Valley — the “Un-Vegas” — compete with Las Vegas for tourism and convention business. It seems the…

Legends of the Fall

The rapper and the politician’s son are in a doorless chamber. Its walls, ceiling and floor are bare, polished steel. There is one window, which looks upon a milky, swirling mist, and one piece of furniture — a long, gray leather couch. The two men sit on opposite ends. The…

McCain’s Arizona Problem

Last week, John McCain’s presidential campaign machine cranked out a press release touting the candidate’s rise in a poll of New Hampshire voters. Not surprisingly, the campaign chose to ignore another poll released that day, which showed McCain’s presidential popularity plummeting among Arizona voters. Here in the Grand Canyon State,…

Fun With Morphine

The morphine left me, like love gone cold. Its soothing caress transformed into a claw, angrily snatching away tufts of the pink cotton candy that swaddled my nerves. Naked, these nerves began to howl a message from the lower left side of my back, just beside my spine, where a…

Fresh Blood

It scares people silly. It makes cool-headed adults wonder if witches are real. It draws hundreds of thousands of hits to its Web site. It drives a local historian in small-town Maryland crazy. The Blair Witch Project, a first film by two canny young Floridians, has developed a reputation as…

Hello, Mr. Chips

The other high rollers call him Sam. He’s the bearish, wealthy owner of two clothing stores, and a regular here at the Bicycle Club card room in Los Angeles. Normally a dominating rock of a card player, Sam is anxious and fidgety. He has about $2,000 in chips lying in…

Flashes

Baby Boom Phoenix City Councilman Phil Gordon and his wife, Christa Severns, are proud new parents. They took their adopted infant son, Jacob Clark Gordon, home on Friday evening. Friends had littered the area around their front door with baby gifts, including many bare necessities–Catholic Social Services had informed them…

Car Hopped

Sun-singed and bullshit-sated, we crisscross the acres of car lot in search of a particular auto that may only exist as fiction in the head of the salesman striding slightly ahead of us. The car in question, a ’93 Toyota Tercel, was spotted in a classified ad and confirmed still…

Letters

Legal Ease What has John Dougherty been smoking (“Paradise Lost,” July 1)? For 210 years it has taken a unanimous vote of 12 jurors to convict a man and take his liberty. With Mary Jane Cotey, you had at least a hung jury on all counts. Schindler failed to carry…

Full Mettle Junket

Out in the dusty boondocks of east Mesa, a blue sign is posted next to Power Road. It tells motorists that the highway has been adopted by Project Challenge. There is no litter in sight. “Don’t Waste Our Space,” insists the sign. The same slogan should be tattooed on the…

Onward, Crispin Soldiers

Mike Pallagi felt like he knew Ryan Page way before he actually met him. At Sandpiper Elementary School in Scottsdale, Pallagi was an ungainly, bookish nerd who hung with the other overachievers. Page was the epitome of pre-adolescent cool, a blond-maned golden boy who coasted through his classes and was…

Flashes

Kiss My Butte Tempeans are finally waking up to the true purpose of the city’s $125 million (and counting) Rio Salado Project, which features the 225-acre Town Lake. The lake was cleverly promoted by city officials for a decade as a “regional park,” but residents are now outraged to discover…

Ambulance Chasteners

Firefighters and medics in the rural east Valley community of Apache Junction want to get their patients to the hospital in a hurry. So when the local ambulance company is slow to respond, the firefighters transport the patients themselves. But now the state has told Apache Junction to knock it…

Letters

State-Sponsored Predators So the Child Welfare League of America, which is to children what a nursing home association is to the elderly, claims that fewer than 1 percent of foster children are sexually abused (“Fostering Sexual Abuse,” Terry Greene Sterling, July 1). How, then, does CWLA explain what happened when…

Auction Figure

The price for the baseball had reached $1.4 million. The man who would eventually buy it, for much more, is watching two videotapes which document the auction action from perspectives separated by three time zones. One is a tape of a live CNN broadcast from inside Madison Square Garden, where…

Spar Wars

The regulation clearly states that a bare-fisted blow to the skull is prohibited. The theory being a man’s knuckle rack is more destructive to a combatant’s face than that of an open palm. But the base of the hand, that arched mass of bone and tendon just below the palm,…

Captive Audience

Bill Clinton came to town last week in search of some good tamales and a legacy. While Hillary was sipping lemonade with retiring Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan on his 900-acre farm in upstate New York, Bill was touring an un-air-conditioned tortilla factory in southwest Phoenix. Legacy-building is hot, sweaty work…

Flashes

A New Twist Dunn’s days are done at Get Out, the Mesa Tribune chain’s weekly fluff churner. The Flash has learned that “Twisted” columnist Dan Dunn (he of the unfortunate head shot in sunglasses) abruptly quit on Friday and promptly embarked on a wild Fourth of July weekend in Las…

Adios … Again

One by one, they have been forced out of downtown Tempe in the name of progress: John’s Shoe Repair. Long Island Pizza. Rundle’s Liquor & Market. The Q N Brew. All were knocked off Tempe’s main street more than a decade ago to make way for the Centerpoint project, which…