Gulag-Rolling

We’ve said it all along, and now it’s official: Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a liar. And not much better can be said about his simpering cheerleader, former U.S. attorney Janet Napolitano, who hopes to be Arizona’s next attorney general. Can there be any other interpretation of the content of a…

Child Con Carny

“So, come in and meet the kids!” Ushering visitors into the dimly lighted family room of his Phoenix home, proud papa Shad Kvetko points toward the apples of his eye–an instant family he acquired from an out-of-state side-show operator. Clustered together atop a glass display are Kvetko’s five little monsters,…

Good Year for Bad Days

It’s an archetypical Western story. Four earnest young cowpunks pile onto a bus and set out on the hardest road they can find, looking for life and adventure and irony. Along the way, they make people laugh and dance. They find unexpected success, then return home with an empty gas…

Reservation Politics

A petition citing numerous allegations including gambling irregularities is circulating to recall the leader of the Gila River Indian Community. The petition surfaced earlier this week, although it is unclear who is organizing the recall effort. The petition, which had not been filed with the tribal secretary for legal approval…

Winner Takes All

Herminia Rodriguez looks out the passenger window of her attorney’s car and sees Harrah’s Ak-Chin in the distance. “Oh, my God,” she says. “I just have this feeling they’re going to say no again. God have mercy.” Chico Rodriguez tries to put his wife of 36 years at ease. “Hey,…

Hog-Tied by the Truth

On March 1, 1994, while awaiting trial on burglary, county jail inmate Matthew Creamer was beaten so badly there were blood blisters in his ears. Creamer filed numerous grievances, saying that he had been the victim of an unprovoked attack. But his attackers, two Maricopa County detention officers, swore that…

Letters

Slot Machinations Herminia Rodriguez doesn’t need a lawyer to go after her $330,000 winnings from Ak-Chin casino (“Lost Harrah’s,” Paul Rubin, January 8)! What she needs is a good PR person to contact every Indian casino in the country to explain that the perception of being mistreated at an Indian…

Sermon on the Mount

The drive from Phoenix to Safford can take three and a half to four and a half hours, depending on the traffic and your respect for speed limits. Not because it’s that far; it’s well under 200 miles. But the roads are narrow and treacherous, and the speed limits consequently…

Lost Harrah’s

At precisely 6:42 p.m. on October 11, Herminia Rodriguez struck it rich. Or so she thought. The 64-year-old Phoenix grandmother was playing the “Quartermania” slot machine at Harrah’s Ak-Chin, a popular casino about 40 minutes southeast of Phoenix. With her husband, Chico, seated next to her, Rodriguez punched the spin…

Dr. Fisher and Mr. Hyde

The accusations against Dr. Ken Fisher seem more like a case of mistaken identity than of sexual abuse; surely, you think, these people are not talking about the same man. One Dr. Fisher is a well-known and respected physician who began treating AIDS at a time when many physicians literally…

Flashes

Where’d Fife’s Dough Go? Although they won guilty verdicts on seven felony counts, federal prosecutors haven’t stopped working to assure that former governor J. Fife Symington III winds up in the slammer. With sentencing looming February 2, prosecutors continue to pick apart Symington’s personal finances in an attempt to show…

Letters

Law and High Order This is a letter of praise for the article titled “Methology,” by Paul Rubin and David Holthouse (December 18). This special report provides an insightful and in-depth look at the dark horrors of methamphetamine use in Arizona. Perhaps–just perhaps–this article will help someone to quit, or…

San Quentin

On Christmas Day, Jackie Brown, the latest film by Quentin Tarantino, opened. It’s two and a half hours long. Surprisingly for a Tarantino film, there’s not much violence. Unlike his other films, it’s based on character rather than action. Not all critics have seen it that way. But that shouldn’t…

Gross Out

Simon and Garfunkel. Martin and Lewis. Sonny and Cher. It’s not uncommon for famous, successful teams to split up. Now it’s happened again. Christopher Gross, the talented chef behind Christopher’s and Christopher’s Bistro, and longtime partner, Guy Coscas, have gone their separate ways. Like most breakups, it wasn’t pretty. Blame…

Flashes

A Seering Flash The Flash’s official predictions of significant happenings in 1998 (actual events may vary): January 1–Kansas State plays Syracuse in Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Both teams are colorful. January 2–Sandra Dowling exchanges all her Christmas gifts for slacks. January 3–New River is renamed New Crater. January 4–Several ASU hoopsters…

Making Merry

I know a man who swears that the best foundation on which to build a lasting friendship is mutual loneliness, desperation and self-loathing. He says the best place and time to meet new people is in a dive bar on Christmas Day. I can’t say I’ve experienced anything that lasted…

Letters

Tree Tops Hats off to Michael Kiefer for his excellent two-part feature article “Government by Litigation” (December 18 and 11). Regarding the statement that “less than 10 percent of the nation’s timber comes from the national forests”: According to the most recent U.S. Forest Service records, the total timber for…

The Road Not Taken

Sometime around the year 2000, the Arizona Department of Transportation is scheduled to begin building the last leg of State Route 101. The final stretch will run from where the highway currently dead-ends at Glendale to Interstate 10, five miles to the south. Now, as plans jell, the path of…

Right Under Their Noses

Try as he might, Otis Thrasher can’t help but laugh. It’s only been a few days since surgeons removed his cancerous prostate gland, and the last thing the recently retired and highly decorated Arizona Department of Public Safety narcotics officer wants to do is launch into a full guffaw. But…

Jingo All the Way

Maria Sepulveda’s father so offended her, she doesn’t want anyone else from his native Chile to come to the United States. Or at least not many more. As a spokeswoman for a national association which seeks to virtually end immigration–legal and illegal–she’s paid to promote the idea that the country…

Esprit de Corpse

He subscribes to the National Enquirer, lives for tabloid TV and trawls the Internet for wire-service reports of horrific crime. And last fall, Ryan McNamara’s sensation-fueled jag finally spiraled toward its inevitable conclusion. Reeling from the lurid imagery that bombarded him daily, the 19-year-old Arizona State University student could no…

Flashes

Fly Me to the Roof Bank One Ballpark’s builders pulled out the stops last week in an effort to get the $354 million project on schedule–they hired a helicopter to hoist roofing material onto the west end of the stadium’s movable roof. The helicopter flew on December 17, lifting material…