A HOUSE DIVIDED

Ellen and Joel Barish worked all their lives to buy their $400,000 house in Troon Country Club in 1990. It was a brand-new, 4,000-square-foot home on the edge of the desert near Pinnacle Peak. Now their dream home is a wreck, Ellen Barish is bankrupt, they owe $155,000 in legal…

GUN HO

I’ve never liked guns. Not based on any bleeding-heart-liberal point of view, but simply because they always seemed to be more or less evil. They’re designed to kill things, and though I’ve certainly enjoyed indulging a variety of destructive urges over the years, killing was never high on my list…

DOES NOT WORK TO CAPACITY

On a Monday morning, Rene Diaz is standing outside the corner office reserved for the superintendent in the Phoenix Union district headquarters, conferring with Shirley, his secretary. She relentlessly directs and polices his schedule, which inevitably includes more than there is time for. He’s a busy man. He’s got a…

REVERSAL OF MISFORTUNE

In January 1993, James Elmer McPheeters was sentenced to six lifetimes in prison for sexual exploitation of a minor. McPheeters owned a collection of 30 dirty magazines, two videos and a deck of obscene playing cards, all depicting children in a sexual context, and each of those items earned him…

A COP EXONERATED

On September 18, Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Susan Bolton quietly dismissed criminal charges against Lorne Shantz, the state Department of Public Safety cop accused of knowingly distributing pornography through his computer bulletin board, the Wish Book. For months, Shantz had endured the cool stares of his neighbors, the pressure…

GIVE A HOOT. OR TWO.

Hey, I’ve always said that good things come in pairs, right? So I was wrong. I went to the recent grand opening (oy–finally!) of the Valley’s third Hooters restaurant. Or is it a sports bar? Or maybe just a place where a man can relax with his buddies, down a…

FLASHES, 9-28

They’re Good Kindling, Too The boys at Rural/Metro Fire Corporation were not pleased with New Times’ August 17 story about their handling of the 20,000-acre Rio fire. Soon after the issue containing Michael Kiefer’s cover story, “The Souring Inferno,” hit the streets, racks in several northeast Valley locations were stripped…

FIFE’S LONG-TERM (TERM-SHORTENING) PROBLEM

Contrary to what you hear from the official press, the odds are reasonably high that J. Fife Symington III will be media deep-fried and resigned from office well before his gubernatorial term ends in 1999. By filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, Symington has stepped onto a tightrope strung over a…

BLUNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

Walking into Durant’s one night last week, a couple of longtime customers asked about the deep trench running across the restaurant’s parking lot. “Oh, that?” quipped the valet parking attendant, pointing toward what turned out to be a plumbing excavation. “They’re installing either a wine cellar or a live lobster…

THE HOUSE THAT YOU BUILT

Let’s daydream for a minute. It’s opening day, 1998. Nearly 50,000 fans are tightly packed into Bank One Ballpark’s dark green seats, eagerly anticipating the first pitch in America’s grandest and most expensive new generation of baseball stadiums–$70 million more than the next most expensive ballpark, Denver’s $215 million Coors…

OUTING INFILL

Quail race across a secluded Phoenix street where Gretchen Freeman and her husband will soon break ground on a new home. Their future backyard affords a view of Camelback Mountain’s Praying Monk. Neighboring houses sprawl across roomy, desert-landscaped lots. Home prices in this development, Biltmore Alta Vista Park, start at…

GARDENING BACK TO WILDERNESSBOTH ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND LOGGERS EMBRACE WALLY COVINGTON’S RESEARCH–BUT DO THEY SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES?

W. Wallace Covington, a professor of forest ecology at Northern Arizona University, likes to invoke the memory of Aldo Leopold, the naturalist and philosopher who lectured on the importance of undisturbed wilderness. Of course, there are no more undisturbed wildernesses, and after more than a century of fire suppression, grazing,…

FLASHES

The Executioner’s Song and Dance State Representative Scott Bundgaard considers himself an “idea man.” His fresh idea for this month: kill people. The District 19 Republican intends to introduce a bill requiring capital punishment for interstate drug dealers or people who produce “a commercial amount” of illegal drugs, whatever that…

WISHING YOU THE BEST

Everybody knows that Phoenix is, quite simply, the best place in the world to live. Whether you’re looking for great weather, a unique cultural spectrum, expressive architecture or just plain friendly folks, this year-round fun capital has it all! And while naysaying summer guests may moan that the Valley of…

NEWS BLACKOUT

When I was a reporter not long ago, I often found myself in the same crowd of journalists as one particular television newsman. This reporter stood out from the journalistic pack. No matter what the event–trial or news conference, government meeting or murder scene–he seemed always to be behind schedule…

TO LIVE AND DIE IN SCOTTSDALE

Lying in her bed last April, frail and small, Yvonne Camenos knew she had only weeks to live. Yet she was not embittered. She seemed content in the knowledge that she had fought for as long as she could. So as her mind replayed her struggle against ovarian cancer, she…

SENSITIVITY STRAINING

Sometimes, Debbie McQueen wonders if people could possibly understand what she’s gone through. The isolation. The struggles. The heartache of being the mother of chemically sensitive boys. There was the time a family vacation soured when Jason McQueen had a seizure at Sea World. Another incident involved Michael, Jason’s brother,…