MARCHIN’ THOMAS TO THE BIG HOUSE

President George Bush’s appointment of Judge Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court is so slick, so urbanely cynical, that it will become a prime anecdote in the Bush legend. This is the way the old Yale man handled the questions of abortion, civil rights and equal opportunity. He picked…

SETTLING SCORES

It will be as tense a moment as anyone can ever remember in a Maricopa County Superior Court. The following words will be heard by the spectators crammed into Judge Frederick Martone’s courtroom on the thirteenth floor of the Central Court Building: “We now call Charles Hyder to the stand.”…

WHEN A SNITCH TAKES THE STAND

There was not a sound in the courtroom as the witness identified himself. “My name is Ron Kermit Frazier.” The prosecution has two star witnesses, one an undercover FBI agent, the other this man, a paid informant. Both infiltrated Earth First! and gathered the evidence that led to the arrests…

WHAT WE SERVE IS . . . THROUGH

Almost every day there is a new development in the America West Airlines story. I discount the ones that involve Governor J. Fife Symington III’s remarks about whether he will get the state of Arizona involved. Symington has enough financial troubles of his own. His own projects are on such…

SERVICE TERRIBLE, KEATING SAYS

If you’re Charles H. Keating II, you’re probably tired of running into process server Paul D. Sanchez. No matter that you’re used to process servers. Even before your junk-bond-fueled empire was seized by the federal government, someone was always serving you papers. That’s the price you pay for being a…

GOOD HELP CAN BE HARD TO FINDTHE FRUSTRATIONS OF POVERTY LAW

Annette Morris could barely choke back her rage one morning last April when she saw the locked stall in the women’s rest room of the Community Legal Services building in downtown Phoenix. In the legal-aid center for poor people, poor people were locked out of one of the rest-room stalls…

GYM RATSGAY-BAITING GETS A GOOD WORKOUT AT A LOCAL HEALTH CLUB

The tee shirts and stickers began to appear about five months ago. The tee shirts read “I’m straight” on the front and on the back, “Not bent.” The stickers got right to the point: The words “No fags” appeared inside a circle with a slash through it. They began showing…

CASEY AT THE WHEELUSED CAR NIGHT AT THE OL’ BALLPARK

Craig Pletenik was standing near third base, trying to remain as calm as possible as he repeated “Mayday, mayday” into a walkie-talkie. He had exactly ninety seconds between innings at the Phoenix Firebirds game against the Calgary Cannons. Nearby stood a family looking hopefully at the left-field fence. In the…

THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND THE FBI

Last week the fifteen good people in the jury box watched a parade of FBI agents step into the witness stand. This jury, like all juries, is composed of citizens who are chosen because they are like the rest of us. They do not summer in Portofino. They work for…

THE FIRE THIS TIME

“I’ve been waiting two days to get on the stand,” Chuck Diettrich says. He is a husky man in a dark blue pinstripe suit. He paces slowly up and down the nearly empty corridor on the thirteenth floor of the Central Courthouse in downtown Phoenix. Diettrich, 50, is waiting to…

WAYNE’S HUMBLE ABODE

Wayne Newton lives in one of the better parts of Las Vegas, in the same neighborhood as Nancy Sinatra, Gladys Knight, and Paul Harvey’s son. Newton’s spread has strolling peacocks, air-conditioned horse barns, manmade lakes, a helipad, and, because of the tour buses, a twelve-foot wall. “It looks like something…

LOCAL LAWYERS INTRODUCED TO ETHICS

“This is going to be fun,” assistant Maricopa County attorney Jessica Funkhouser promises the bleary-eyed barristers. The occasion is a three-hour seminar titled “Ethics for Public Lawyers–The Higher Standard,” part of the State Bar of Arizona’s annual convention. “The `Higher Standard’?” one local lawyer says as the 9 a.m. session…

THE TOXICS SHUFFLE

ENSCO was the stuff of nightmares, a fuming, snorting, glowering demon that would have gorged on toxic waste, expelling its lethal scat into the air we all breathe. When it inhaled, wastes from all over the West would be sucked into Arizona. It would exhale dioxins, heavy metals and countless,…

BRUSH WITH GREATNESS DICK GEORGE’S JOB IS TO PUBLICIZE RUBY, THE

The hottest local public relations man is not slick or manipulative. At work he wears boots and a cowboy hat instead of the usual overworked grin and slimy handshake. His client is a total beast who nonetheless has sparked an incredible buzz in the international media. The hot publicist is…

WHAT THE EVIDENCE WILL SHOW

In Washington, D.C., a gentleman boards a jet and flies across the country to Arizona. This man is a lawyer from a city of lawyers. He is Mr. Daniel Fromstein, a prosecutor with the Department of Justice of the United States. Once in Phoenix, Fromstein must drive from the floor…