Finally, a Crackdown at the 902

Richard Romley’s cash-and-crack hypocrisy is finally facing direct assault. The county’s top prosecutor has maintained a hidden interest for five years in what has become one of the Valley’s most lawless bars. Since assuming office in January of 1988, the incidents of armed robbery, aggravated assault and the sale of…

Shades of Suspicion

At first, it seemed like a routine shoplifting case, recalls Phoenix police detective Larry Stubbs. “I’ve been a cop for 23 years,” says Stubbs, who investigated the case late last year, “and this is the only time I can remember a shoplifter who says he was innocent who apparently was…

In Baseball, Some Seasons Live Forever

“I want you all to get nice and relaxed,” Willie Smith said. “You’ll play this game of baseball a lot better that way. At least, that’s always been my philosophy.” Smith smiled down at the two dozen or so kids surrounding him on the old ballfield in South Phoenix. None…

Maglev Comes To Phoenix

Maglev is straight out of Dick Tracy’s comic book world–the very idea of computer-driven trains magnetically hovering above cities and zipping along noiselessly seems absurd. But what sounds like science fiction is actually being built in Las Vegas–by a company whose marketing chief, John Bivens, lives in Phoenix. In fact,…

DPS Uses an Old Tactic

Among the atrocities committed here recently was a vicious police public-relations ploy. Several days after Officer Jim French of the Department of Public Safety shot and killed Jeffrey Dawes, seventeen, the following things occurred. Reporters covering the story received calls from a police officer who told them he had a…

Born to Shop

THE KID ZONE KATALOGUE Unique mail-order gifts for the wee tyke who has everything–including parents with a fistful of credit cards and no self-restraint. MUSICAL DIAPER ALARM. Is baby dry? Wet? Messy? Eliminate the guesswork with this computerized, fully electric Musical Diaper Alarm. Child’s status is signaled automatically by the…

The Cap’n Does Lean Cuisine

When I’m out in public with strangers and my occupation comes up, reactions vary. Some people want to immediately start buying me flaming shots and do head butts. Some people want to tell me the secret ingredient that makes their chili so great. Some people want to know what my…

One Man Is An Island

Virgil Kesterson Cooper used to be a mainstream Mormon salesman in Scottsdale with a wife, seven children and an excellent income in the computer business. Now he’s a computer virus, trying to zap his way to freedom while bugging a government he considers “a giant, colossal fraud.” Blending his personal…

Refugees From The Law

The weeping Salvadoran woman recounting the bloody deaths of her relatives was most definitely not the typical corporate client who frequents Lewis & Roca’s tony law offices at 100 West Washington. But on this particular day several months ago, an offbeat softhearted 35-year-old member of the firm named Chris Brelje…

Why Doesn’t Corbin Give the Fifty Grand Back?

Bob Corbin still has Charlie Keating’s $50,000 political donation tucked away in his desk drawer. And like all greedy pols, Corbin doesn’t show the slightest inclination to surrender one dollar of it. A couple of years back, Keating passed the money to Corbin for a governor’s campaign that never materialized…

Another Suspicious Sale at the 902

A funny thing happened just as soon as Maricopa County Attorney Richard Romley’s financial stake in the Valley’s most notorious crack bar was revealed. The ownership was transferred, overnight. The rushed paperwork, if approved, protects the bar’s real owner from the law. This strategy will keep Club 902 open no…

Arizona Republicans

McCain was transparently nervous being on the same platform with Evan Mecham, the governor he helped to scuttle. Koory bellowed out a speech he’d obviously shouted into his bathroom mirror 78 times that morning to get it just right. It was amazing. Walking into the Republican party convention last weekend…

Dinosaur On My Back

The Tyrannosaurus rex that’s attempting to eat my mug in the above portrait is no photographer’s prop. That toy-store carnivore has been my son’s most beloved plaything since he made the logic-defying discovery that beastly behavior in shopping malls is sometimes rewarded. The boy adores that scaly scale-model. He sleeps…

Bound For Glory

Two years ago, Denzel Washington earned an Academy Award best-supporting-actor nomination for his portrayal of South African black-consciousness leader Stephen Biko in Cry Freedom. Then he waited for the big offers to pour in. Then he waited some more. And some more . . . What about the critical acclaim,…

Bola Club Is Close-d To Women

When Valley jeweler Rose Maxon saw the advertisement in the Pennysaver seeking new members for the Bola Tie Society of Arizona, it sounded right up her alley: “Good fellowship–Welcome. All must wear Bola Tie.” “I make bola ties and I like to wear them and look at them,” says Maxon…

Drive-In Movie at the 902

On Saturday night, November 25, a crack dealer pointed his gun directly at sixty-year-old Patrick Walsh on West Van Buren in downtown Phoenix. Gunning his car’s engine, Walsh peeled out of the parking lot. As he made his escape, Walsh also tried to get the license plate number and a…

Let’s Get Blitzed!

NFL feature Kenna needs proofs of this type. Please let her know when it is processed. Many thanks, cj Cap’n Dave’s letter A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE OWNERS FROM CAP’N DAVE We here in Phoenix are desperate for big-time football, and we’d be willing to do almost anything…

Mayors-In-Waiting

Governor Rose Mofford’s decision not to seek re-election this year leaves only one important question for Phoenix residents, and it’s not, “Gee, will our beloved Mayor Terry be leaving us?” Governor Goddard, as his friends like to call him, is such a sure bet to jump ship that his colleagues…

Return of Dr. Dad

If you have any teens at home, let’s hope they can’t read or are much brighter than Dr. Dad. Q: My boyfriend calls me old-fashioned. Is it wrong for me to want sex only during marriage? A: Yes, it is wrong. You should wait at least until after the reception…

Land Doesn’t Always Pay

In Arizona, everyone seems to have a dream about buying land and making a fortune. Some do. Most don’t. Timing is an important element. Political influence is even more important. Personally, I’ve always found tales about land deals tedious. So I will keep this to a minimum. Rest assured, however,…

The Bolles Case

While Don Bolles, the Arizona Republic reporter, lay dying in the hospital, Mickey Clifton, a lawyer, hurried to see John Harvey Adamson, the man who planted the bomb under Bolles’ car. “John was in terrible shape,” Clifton said of Adamson. “He was drinking heavily. He was also on Valium. I’d…

Critters Never Win? Sometimes They Do

Last year, a diminutive gray-haired bureaucrat and former housewife named Susan Smitak took over a job few would want or could stomach. She replaced Dr. Thomas Kelly as director of Maricopa County Rabies-Animal Control–the infamous county pound. It’s not the most glamorous job in the universe, but Smitak has earned…