Attention Charles Sheen, Tomás Cruz, Bartholomew Simpson, and other people with near-celebrity names: it’s time to run for public office.One example of why that may be a good idea is Bill Maher. No, not Bill Maher, but Bill Maher — the Green Party’s state House candidate in Legislative District 16,…
The photo above was not taken outside the Maricopa County Elections Department at 5:53 p.m. yesterday, when County Recorder Helen Purcell announced that the last votes in the county — and indeed, the state — have been tabulated.See also:-Joe Arpaio Still Won, Arizona Vote Count Over…
After officially making President Obama upset over the finger-pointing related to the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, it turns out that Senator John McCain may not have been correct.McCain’s been blaming the White House for U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice’s initial comments that the September 11 attack on…
Federal law-enforcement officers busted what was undoubtedly going to be a great fiesta, as officials say 425 pounds of marijuana was found hidden in a shipment full of “assorted piñatas.”U.S. Customs and Border Protection says a dog sniffed out something in 24-year-old Tucson resident Juan Marcelo Armstrong’s truck Friday afternoon…
Finally, we know who Arizonans are sending to Congress — the Democratic Congressman Ron Barber has an unbeatable lead over Republican challenger Martha McSally in CD-2.Indeed, it looked unlikely Thursday morning that McSally could take over Barber’s lead, although it was small, the number of ballots remaining to be counted…
A bunch of immigrant- and civil-rights groups have named the Pinal County Jail one of the top-10 immigration detention facilities in the nation.By “top-10,” we mean it’s among the 10 worst facilities in the country, according to the groups, which have partnered with the American Civil Liberties Union of Arizona.See…
The stereotypical stripper answer for why she or he’s a professional stripper is usually that they just need the money, but what does someone do if they’re already a stripper and need more money?For Tucson resident and stripper Maria Bustamante, that answer is human smuggling, allegedly…
After one full day of vote-counting, Democratic Congressman Ron Barber’s lead over Republican challenger Martha McSally increased by just 55 votes.Although McSally could definitely pull out a victory, she’s running out of uncounted ballots that could potentially help her nix Barber’s lead of 709 votes.See also:-Ron Barber Currently Leading Martha…
Senator John McCain — who’s been barking about the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, for quite some time now — has officially upset the president over the matter.McCain has insisted that there’s either a coverup or incompetence coming from the Obama administration over its response to the…
Now a week after Election Day, counties across Arizona are still counting votes, and the winner of one congressional race is still undecided.Democratic Congressman Ron Barber currently leads Republican challenger Martha McSally by 654 votes, as of the time of this post.See also:-Ron Barber Now Leads Martha McSally-Ken Bennett Says…
Attention elections officials across the state: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is asking that you all count the votes “promptly, accurately and equally.”We weren’t aware that everyone was just lollygagging and kind of just eyeballing the amount of votes for any given candidate, but now that the top Democrat in…
It appears that Governor Jan Brewer may be serious about seeking a third term, after reading that she said this for (at least) a third time, even though the Arizona Constitution says you only get two terms.The Arizona Republic published its way-too-early list of gubernatorial candidates for the 2014 election,…
Democrat Kyrsten Sinema will be headed to Congress, according to the Associated Press.The vote count is the same as when we checked with the Maricopa County Recorder’s office earlier this morning — Sinema’s up nearly 5,800 votes — but that appears to be a solid-enough lead.See also:-Ron Barber Now Leads…
UPDATE: Daniel Solomon has a fractured pelvis, torn artery, and may be permanently disfigured. Read the update here.Mesa resident Holly Solomon thinks it’s her husband’s fault that President Obama was re-elected last week, because he didn’t vote.Not only does Solomon, 28, have a thorough misunderstanding of our nation’s electoral system,…
Update: Democrat Kyrsten Sinema will be headed to Congress, according to the Associated Press.The vote count is the same as when we checked with the Maricopa County Recorder’s office earlier this morning — Sinema’s up nearly 5,800 votes — but that appears to be a solid-enough lead. Read the full…
To: Lovers of America From: The Republican National Committee RE: Emergency platform changes Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week’s election. Henceforth, we urge all Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes…
Yesterday, we reprinted the entire statement prepared by Mark Kelly, husband of former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, which he read at the sentencing of Tucson shooter Jared Loughner.It was a damn good statement that included a pointed remark about Governor Jan Brewer’s comments after the shooting. To that, the governor responded…
Before the results from the not-so-early and provisional ballots started rolling in from the Maricopa County Recorder, we said it wouldn’t take a miracle for Republican congressional candidate Vernon Parker to take back the lead from Democrat Kyrsten Sinema in CD-9.However, as more ballots are being counted, it’s not looking…
If you’re bored, and you want to be as bored as you were five seconds ago, we’ve got the perfect thing for you: watch Maricopa County Elections Department workers tabulate votes — live.Maybe you’ll be the hero of the community for catching some voter fraud live on the air. Maybe…
Despite the fact that some folks from out of town are calling the congressional race in CD-9 for Democrat Kyrsten Sinema, it’s certainly not over, and Republican Vernon Parker wouldn’t need a miracle to win.While Sinema’s up by several thousand votes at the moment, there are thousands more to count, between…
Yesterday, activists made a call for Sheriff Joe Arpaio-challenger Paul Penzone and Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Carmona to stay in their respective races, which both men have already conceded to their opponents.The number of votes remaining to be counted by the Maricopa County Elections Department was unknown early yesterday,…
The Associated Press has called Democrat Ann Kirkpatrick the winner of the congressional race in CD-1, apparently defeating Republican opponent Jonathan Paton.For those waiting on the other congressional races — Kyrsten Sinema v. Vernon Parker in CD-9, and Martha McSally v. Ron Barber in CD-2 — keep waiting; we may…
