How Many Immigrants Can You Fit into Two Tractor Trailers? At Least 513

Immigrants will do just about whatever it takes to obtain a better life in the United States — which apparently includes being crammed into two tractor-trailers with more than 500 other people.Mexican authorities on Tuesday stopped the two trucks, and inside were 513 illegal aliens.The immigrants, according to the Chiapas,…

Donald Trump Takes the Hint — Will Not Run for President

According to a recent poll, Arizonans mirror much of the country and can’t stand billionaire reality TV bozo Donald Trump, and he’s apparently taken the hint — Trump announced this morning that he will not run for president, ending months of speculation that his candidacy was a publicity stunt to boost…

Congressman Ben Quayle Introduces Bill That Gives Border Agents Unrestricted Access to All Federal Borderlands

Arizona Congressman Ben Quayle introduced a bill this morning that would give U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents unrestricted access to federal lands in the southwestern borderlands region.The bill has been co-sponsored by Congressman Peter King, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, and Arizona’s House Republican delegation, including congressmen…

Border Agents Killed by Train Were Tracking “Drug Traffickers,” According to AG Tom Horne — Which is News to Border Patrol Authorities

Two Border Patrol agents were killed this morning when their unmarked SUV was hit by a train near Gila Bend, and Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne already is implicating illegal drug traffickers in their death.Either Horne knows something Border Patrol authorities don’t, or he just assumes every illegal immigrant walking through the…

Morning Poll: Is Terry Goddard Really the Best Senate Candidate Arizona Democrats Can Come Up With?

eft-leaning Public Policy Polling released results yesterday of a poll showing that — assuming Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords doesn’t run for the Senate seat getting vacated by Senator Jon Kyl — former Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard is the overwhelming favorite amongst Arizona Democrats.Seriously? Terry Goddard is the best candidate Arizona Democrats can…

Sarah Palin Leads Potential Pack of Republican Senate Candidates

As first reported by New Times, there are rumors that the Tea Party’s number-one ding-bat, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is considering a run for the Senate seat getting vacated by Senator Jon Kyl — and according to a recently released poll, if she does run, there’s a pretty good…

DREAM Act Reintroduced as Democrats Continue Kabuki Courtship of Latinos

Illinois Senator Richard Durbin will re-introduce the DREAM Act later this morning. Durbin’s move is the second step in the Democratic Party’s kabuki courtship of Latino voters ahead of the 2012 elections, which began with Barack Obama’s bogus immigration speech yesterday. The DREAM Act, if passed, would allow undocumented youth…

Oklahoma Town Short a Mayor After Arizona Clemency Board Denies Pardon for Weed Hauling and Drive-By Shooting

stwnewspress.com Almost-mayor and still-convict Christopher Linder​We’re not sure which bit of news is worse for the townspeople of Pawnee, Oklahoma — the fact that the state of Arizona effectively banned their newly elected mayor from taking office or that voters there picked a marijuana-transporting, drive-by-shooting convict as their mayor in the first…