Four-Hundred-Pound Arizona Blob Becomes Heaviest Man to Complete Marathon

Most people who weigh 400-plus pounds can barely make their way from the couch to the refrigerator. Not Arizona-based sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting, 40, who became the Guinness-certified “heaviest man to complete a marathon” over the weekend when he finished the LA Marathon yesterday.Gneiting weighed in at an even 400…

Morning Poll: Do Arizona Wildcats Stand a Chance Against Duke?

If you’re like us, your NCAA bracket is already worthless leading into the Sweet 16. But the University of Arizona’s still giving some Arizonans a reason to pay attention to college basketball — if only for one month out of the year.The Wildcats won a stunner over the Texas Longhorns…

Arizona Wildcats In Dramatic Win Over Memphis: Texas Longhorns Next

Arizona has just beaten Memphis 77-75 in the first round of the NCAA championships. A last-second block by Derrick Williams–eerily similar to what he did in a 87-86 win over Washington a few weeks ago–preserved the big win. To call this one a thriller is not cliche; the teams were so…

Arizona Wildcats Set To Start Dancing In A Few Hours Vs Memphis

The Arizona Wildcats will take the floor in a few hours against the Memphis Tigers in first-round NCAA action. The 5th-seeded Cats are favored over a young Tigers team coached by former Arizona player and assistant coach Josh Pastner, a bright, precocious (two college degrees in three years) guy who…

Phoenix Suns Offense Disappears Against Orlando Magic in 111-88 Rout

The Phoenix Suns didn’t stand a chance against the Orlando Magic yesterday, not with Steve Nash out with “pelvic instability,” and not with their magically disappearing offense. Orlando whomped on the Suns in a 111-88 rout. Magic Coach Stan Van Gundy commented on Nash’s absence after the game. “I thought…

Arizona Wildcats Slip Into Pac-10 Semis: Tough One Vs. USC Later Today

This edition of the Arizona Wildcats is unlikely to get too deep into the upcoming NCAA tournament–inexperience at the point guard position and other shortcomings surely will spell their doom, hopefully in the second weekend, not the first. But it’s an interesting and very watchable team, with all manner of…

Phoenix Suns Destroyed By Denver Nuggets

It wasn’t very fun to be a member of the Phoenix Suns last night. Despite a pimp effort from Marcin Gortat (18 points), Planet Orange was soundly thumped by the Denver Nuggets in a 116-97 loss on Thursday evening at US Airways Center.The Suns were eviscerated from start to finish,…

Michael Young to Arizona Diamondbacks Would Be Worst Trade Ever

Fox Sports’ Ken Rosenthal reports that the Arizona Diamondbacks are trying to trade for Texas Rangers infielder Michael Young. There are more problems with that potential trade than there are holes in the Diamondbacks’ lineup. Young is 34, plays shoddy defense, and earns his paycheck at the Ballpark in Arlington…

Phoenix Suns Outlast Houston Rockets in Shootout

Hakeem Warrick and Vince Carter scored 32 points each Tuesday as the Phoenix Suns edged the Houston Rockets 113-110 at US Airways Center. It was a career night for Warrick, who was filling in for the injured Channing Frye, out two to three weeks after dislocating his shoulder in a game…

Arizona Schools Sweep Weekend Basketball Games, Pac-10 Tourney Looms

We hadn’t used that headline even once during this men’s college basketball season. But the improbable happened, and both the Arizona Wildcats and the ASU Sun Devils won their weekend games against the Oregon schools fairly easily to close out the regular season in fine fashion. For the Devils, the…