Tiger Woods’ Tucson Return Reports False, According to Caddy

Reports last week that Tiger Woods would be making his (ahem) triumphant return to golf at a tournament next week in Tucson are false, according to his caddy.Steve Williams, Tiger’s caddy since 1999, tells the Melbourne Herald-Sun that the reports of Tiger’s prompt return to golf after checking out of…

Big Trip To The Northwest For Arizona, ASU Men’s B-Ball Squads

The upside of men’s Pacific-10 basketball being in kind of a down cycle this year is that every team–and we mean every team–is in every game.   Even Oregon State, in last place with a 3-6 league record, beat league-leading Arizona last month, and the Beavers are only three games…

Tiger Woods Planning Return to Golf at Tucson Tournament, Reports Claim

After only a few short weeks of “recovery” at a sex-addiction rehabilitation center in Mississippi, it appears Tiger Woods may be cured of his desire to nail everything that moves and is ready to return to the links in about two weeks.That, like everything else Tiger-related, is the rumor, anyway.According the Melbourne…

Deposed ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Lands on Feet With MLB Gig

We appreciated former Arizona State University baseball coach Pat Murphy before the school controversially dismissed him a few months ago, after the 51-year-old had been chosen as the Pac-10’s Coach of the Year for the third straight season. ​ Murph (the burly fellow in the photo) always was a great…

Tempe Man Gets Stomped by Herschel Walker in MMA Fight

A 25-year-old Tempe man got trounced by 47-year-old former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker on Saturday night in a mixed-martial-arts fight in Sunrise, Florida (a shot from the fight is at left).We’re not huge fans of these sort of fights — there’s just something a little unsettling…

Kurt Warner Calls it Quits; Thanks for Not Favre-ing Everyone, Kurt

What we feared has finally happened: Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner today announced his retirement from football.There’s some good news and some bad news following Warner’s press conference to announce his departure. The bad (obviously) is that the Cardinals must say goodbye to a great quarterback, a future Hall-of-Famer. The good…

Cubs in Mesa Close to Done Deal, but Florida Officials Aren’t Giving Up

The Chicago Cubs organization seems to be playing government officials in Florida and Mesa like a playa trying not to upset his two girlfriends.Yesterday, team officials suggested that a deal to bring the Cubbies’ spring training back to Mesa was a few dotted i’s short of official.However, what Cubs brass may not…

Sunrise and Snowbowl Ski Resorts Close as Storm Socks State

Valley skiers want to see fresh powder in the high country, and today’s storm system is bringing plenty.But the weather will need to clear up a bit before anyone can enjoy it.Blizzard conditions today shut down Sunrise Ski Resort and Arizona Snowbowl, the state’s premier snow-skiing spots…

Cardinals Get Blown Out in Disappointing Conclusion to Streaky Season

“[The Cardinals] defense is effing worthless” and “if Neil Rackers has a job tomorrow I’m becoming a Saints fan” were two of several utterances that could be overheard at the Cadillac Ranch in Tempe by disgruntled fans after the Cards 45-14 loss to the New Orleans Saints on Saturday. And they…