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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, each of our alleged offenders has a bit of a quirk. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, open container in vehicle
Grumpiest grump this side of Grumpville.
9.)
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Charges: Probation violation
Halloween-head.
8.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear, failure to pay fine
Eyebrow artwork: 2/10
7.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 180 pounds
Race: Red Delicious Apple
6.)
Charges: Indecent exposure
Ever seen a human-goat hybrid beg for food?
5.)
Charges: Unlawful control of transportation, failure to appear
Here’s a guy who’s seen Taxi Driver too many times.
Yeah, we’re talkin’ to you.
4.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Bitchin’ jacket.
3.)
Charges: Criminal damage
He who smelt it, is the one who dealt it.
2.)
Charges: Criminal damage
♪Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la♪
1.)
Charges: Not available
It’s always the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
